All Jehan has ever known is the little tower he lives in and the company of his guardian, Madame Thénardier and his chameleon companion, Courfeyrac. What he wants to know his the mysterious lights that always pop up on his birthday. All Montparnasse has ever known is a life of crime and fleeing with his gang of criminals. And that's all he wants to know. When fate--or a horse--brings this "unlikely" pair together, the law; a tavern of revolutionaries; and magic, flower-powered hair will make this a parody to remember. (Posting for a friend. Constructive feedback is much appreciated!)