"hello, good evening. this is sweet dough donuts, what would-" "yeah, hi. whatever. can i have a 12 inch half pepperoni and half cheese pizza?" "uhm, this is a donut store, sir. we do not sell pizzas. unless you want our new pizza donuts?" "what? pizza donuts? how the fuck do you even eat that?" "you put it in your mouth and chew it. then you swallow-" "yeah yeah, i know smart ass." "well, that's a first 'smart ass' comment from a customer." "well, this is the first time i got offered a pepperoni doughnut from a pizza place." "sir, this is a donut store. sweet dough donuts? just right in the corner of ridgeton avenue?" "..." "sir?" "oh. uh, bye." ••• when a random guy just called the donut place in the middle of the night asking for a pizza, what could possibly go worse?