Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! I'm Max and My hooman is over there. He seems lonely recently. I feel bad. My hooman is small and sixteen, as well as male. My hooman needs a mate! I'm going to find my hooman a mate! ____________________________________ A book in the perspective of a dog with his owner being sad. He goes to great lengths to try and make his human happy, coming up to the conclusion that he needs a mate. Max, the dog, is a West Highland White Terrier who is spunky and caring. Follow him as he tries to make his owner, Thomas, happy. All improper and childish grammar is on purpose. Warning: Mentions of Homosexuals and death
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