A little insecure bitch named Houston, who can't get a fucking job, becomes one of the 5 lucky grown adult virgins to enter Willy WANKAs Coke factory. Starting: Dallas as the grandaddy, every Jimmy as an oompa loompa, scarface (TONY MONTANA) as the fat German kid who likes chocolate, Bonnie as scarfaces Mom, Sokol as the other male child that is a cunt, jacket as Sokol dad, DUKE NUKEM as the kid who likes to chew ass and kick bubble gum and turns into a blue berry. (Sorry you sick deviantart fetish fucks, but I will not allow Sydney becoming a blue berry for you filthy fucks) Sydney as Dukes Mom... Idk why I'm making this... (Literally Willy wonka except it's app Payday 2 themed.)