Teacher: Awight Class Listen up y'all Today I'm yo substitute teacher, Mr. Wang Teacher: I taught students for 20 years so don't ever think about messing with me Teacher: Feel me GOOD Mr. Garvey: Awight Class Listen up y'all Today I'm yo substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey Mr. Garvey: I taught students for 20 years in the city... so don't even think about messing with me Mr. Garvey: Feel me GOOD Mr. Garvey: Let's take attendance (looks at board) Mr. Garvey: jay-quel-yn Mr. Garvey:: Come Wake up Guys Jacquelyn: umm... (raised up hand) you mean jacquelyn? Mr. Garvey: Oh... I get so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play Mr. Garvey: I got my eye on you jacquelyn... (Jacquelyn looks very disturbed) (Mr. Garvey "come at me" pose) Mr. Garvey: alright... Blake Mr. Garvey: WHERE IS BLAKE AT... no blake today? (Blake raises up his hand) Mr. Garvey: Yes sir! Blake: My name's blaaaaake... Mr. Garvey: Are you out of your god damn mind Mr. Garvey: Blaaake... (Blake nods) Mr. Garvey: DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BLOCKY Blake: no... Mr. Garvey: Cuz we could go to war... I'm FOR REAL... I"M FOOO REAAAL Mr. Garvey: So you better check yourself All Rights go to Key And Peele for making this Skit