The Sufferer's Final Sermon is, to me, one of the greatest monologues ever written. I could hear it a million times in a row, and cry every single time at how beautiful it is. Even if you aren't a Homestuck fan, I'm sure it speaks to you in some way. I took the world's most beautiful speech and translated it into the world's most beautiful language. If you don't feel like running this through the translator, the original version is at the end. I wrote nothing original; merely translated.