rossomex12
Once upon a time, there was an old oak tree somewhere in Italy. This was a tree of legend to the people of the country. A female and male liked each other a lot. They were both 16, but too dumb to use a condom. Therefor, a child was created. He was given birth to under that tree, as if it was a sign that he would amount to something great. That or the young couple were stupid enough to go without protection and were just as dumb to give birth under an oak tree. When he was born, the oak tree seemed to speak to them (of course they were both stoners, which kind of explains why Tom is this way). It said, "Why not name it Tom? I think he kinda looks like a Tom. After all, he was born in his golden years; the 60's." the two looked down at what should've been an infant, but instead a shriveled up old man in his diaper. When he came out, he started shouting things like, "You call this pasta?! You think... That this... Is pasta? You're fired! All of you are!" And thus, a legend was born.