Riverscuomo Stories

In this story, the female reader meets and dates Rivers Cuomo from Weezer.

satire thing it's hard to explain or it's easy I'm just brain dead right now most impressive rankings yeah: #1 in weezer on 7.19.22 and 11.13.22

Very sexy very hot swaggy awesome cool swagalisol sex wow let's goooo woooooo yippie hooray! P

Turmoil hits the members of Weezer when one of their one is murdered... the culprit? One of the members of the band! Join Detective Pinkerton on his journey, nay, quest...

My mental health is rapidly declining This is a joke btw SEQUEL IS OUT highest rank: #1 on weezer on 12.5.22

this is from june of last year but i polished it up a bit "Weezer I cant pick just one" "then pick all of us!!" rivers said quitly. I blushed. "...

Rivers Cuomo gets bullied, but the bully does more than unravel his sweater.

I don't own anything I put in this shitty story I'm just here to write my ideas down on here for people to possibly enjoy. I ask that you please give me a chance. I'm n...

This is satire. I just wrote this because I was bored and wanted to improve my writing skills.

Rivers Cuomo, Tom Delonge and Billie Joe Armstrong have to fight the terrible Ehdde Cheerreanne!! Will they win? Also available in comic book format on my profile

I hate myself for writing this and I'm sorry Weezer

"Well well look who it is." - Y/N, being Pats' younger sibling, has been fortunate enough to be close friends with Weezer for as long as they can remember. Wit...

Kurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.

You were in the system from the day you were born until you were 7. That's when Rivers Cuomo adopted you. These are a compilation of stories of you (the reader) and Dad...

Rivers Cuomo, celebrity and lead singer of Weezer, also known as your best friend since childhood. After a tediously long time of him being gone, you began to miss him...

You're UhYeahs biggest fan but oh no!! You've been sold to Weezer!! Will UhYeah reach you in time? Or will you fall to Rivers Cuomo's charms. . .

brivers never hit this hard before

THIS IS SATIRE PLEASE DONT KILL ME

no weezer man this will be updated in the future

i was high when i made this but it's funny to me enjoy