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She's the village's biggest disaster. He's the manor's biggest mystery. A goat is the only witness.
Eugene Bloom has three problems: her name (thanks, parents), her luck (non-existent), and the goat that just ate her livelihood in front of the entire market square.
Nicknamed "The Beauty with No Brains" after one spectacularly muddy encounter with the heir to Thorne Manor, Eugene expects nothing from life but more falls, more chaos, and more people underestimating her.
Then Lady Isolde Thorne offers her a job.
Suddenly Eugene is tumbling through the halls of a wealthy merchant manor, tripping over her own feet, accidentally assaulting the brooding eldest son (twice! in different ways!), and somehow becoming the target of a jealous noblewoman's increasingly ridiculous schemes.
Garrick Thorne runs the family empire with cold efficiency and zero emotions. He doesn't have time for a chaotic flower maid who sets things on fire, talks to plants, and keeps attracting his younger brother's attention. He definitely doesn't have time to notice her eyes. Or her laugh. Or the way she sees people when no one else does.
Harlan Thorne is the charming younger brother who finds Eugene first-as "Hal the stable hand," because pretending to be a servant seemed fun at the time. Now he's falling for a girl who thinks he's just a friendly laborer, and his brother is looking at her like she hung the moon.
Add in:
· A goat named Gerald with strong opinions and perfect timing
· Poisoned cake that gets shared with everyone (oops)
· Greased stairs, fake hauntings, and backfired schemes
· Kitchen staff with a betting pool
· A brotherly rivalry that isn't what it seems
· The slowest of slow burns
· The most chaotic found family in Eldoria
---One clumsy flower girl. Two complicated brothers. A goat who sees everything.
It's not a romantic story , It's a love story.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.....