Hydroflask Stories

All of Dumbpis's hilarious comebacks. #6 in witchhunt Don't forget to follow to become part of the #dumbgang

wtf bby daddy

After a long few decades of dealing with capitalism inspector Goole decides it's time to update his image ... meet inspector Coole a fun loving vsco girl detective. Coole has his eyes on a special someone 👀👀.

omg she gave me her friendshipbracelet

He's a boy who's never been like every other boy. After several failed attempts at love, the young and lonely Bobert finds love in an unexpected place.

theses are just some basic tips for becoming a vsco girl. i am often called the 'vsco queen' at school, so here you go!

14 year old vannessica one basic sonofabitch was walking to her goddamn first periodt when she dropped her hydroflask OMG SKSKSK and ran into what ended up being her t rex indie boyfriend from orange county

...you'll see

Y/N, the one male in his school with a hydroflask. Well, not JUST a hydro, but scrunchies, a fjalraven bag, and has gotten into the habit of saying the icnonic lines "sksksksks" and "and I oop". During a particular day in his study hall class, the kids found out about his Hydroflask collection he carries in his Fjalraven bag. They bully him about it, throwing them around the room while the teacher is out and sending rude notes to him during class. Y/N has had enough of their crud after two days of it, and decides to prove that his Hydroflask collection isn't completely useless.

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In this short story I will telling you how to become the best VSCO girl you can be! Read on and don't forget to comment, follow (I follow back) and vote!

An insane kid and a Hydroflask. What could go wrong?

A little sneak peak into Paige's, a typical VSCO girl, life. What will go down at her best friend Kaeleighs birthday party. Fiction book, just for fun. I will try to post a new chapter every week. First book. Follow me for more❤️

for @insanefallout bc he's my favorite bich

u know what this is about. AKA this is short story so no updates. Just to let you know this story is trash i wrote this for ELA.

- - poems or quotes followed by my shitty writing for the sksksick - - - this is all shit - don't steal my shit 😔

you are thirsty

roi x pancake funny hahhaha silly feet fetish ad funny tummy rubs and diaper fetishes sweet sweet baby 😊

An hfjone AU WARNING SODAPACK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS SHIP DO NOT READ Valerie is a teenager who lives with her adopted parents; Liam and Bryce. As the years progress she begins to finally feel happy. One fateful day while talking to her parents she disappears in front of their eyes. As she opens she is greeted by new people in a grassy field as a monotone voice calls out from above. (Characters not in the show are added in this story) #1 in backpack on 12/21/23