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213-***-****: Wtf man :( You: Sorry baby gril :( 213-***-****: Wha- Why'd you just call me baby girl Or at least attempted 🤨 You: Damn you're a dumb mfer 213-***-****...

▃▃▃▃▃ ❝𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢, 𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢! 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦!!❞ ⤷ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 ...

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘑𝘈𝘎𝘖 𝘟 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 𝘕𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘢𝘨𝘰'𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣...

A collection of events with the Bakusquad. *contains profanities and hints at dirty jokes*

╰┈➤ 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ---------- ❝𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴, 𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥.❞ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ┈➤ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛...

" that's nuts, booty thunderstruck " ─ kuroo tetsurō, male reader [ book 1, completed ] warning; sexual jokes

❝ My last words were 'yeet'. What a disgrace. ❞ - (Y/N) (L/N) while dying (again) on a riverbank. ~~~ After dying in a freak accident, you found yourself half-dead in a...

"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned.... except it's not Ned. Instead it's Tony, and ch...

in which y/n gets put in the 1-a groupchat by mistake. --- lowkey a denki x reader ngl (hi this is author from the future and that was a lie. y/n a hoe she fa everybody...

▃▃▃▃▃ "𝗚𝗘𝗚𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦!" 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 #𝟭 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱...

OH THAT BREATH STANK BACK UP WITH THAT RUSTY KNIFE THAT LOOK LIKE IT WENT THROUGH A PAPER SHREDDER Now my personally I WOULD NEVER TAKE THAT DISRESPECT but that's just...

"．．Ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｅ， ｙａ ｇｉｒｌ．" [ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀꜱᴛᴀ / ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] Lights flickering on the two stood staring at each other. Balancing the pizza box in her hands, the girl...

so, you're in love with her? HAIKYUU BOYS / FEMALE READER extended summary inside

❝𝐑𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞.❞ ──────────────── 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖭𝖺𝗋𝗎𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗇 𝗎𝗉𝖻...

꒰ 🕸️ ꒱ ︎ ⌗ . . . 00. | 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐂 𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 ★ ｡ﾟ･ ♱ ┊︎ 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 ━︎━︎ ⌗︎ ﹕ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 , a certain insomniac...

"ʏᴜᴊɪ.. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʙᴇ sᴏ ғʀ ʀɴ.." " ..ɴ/ɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ʙᴇ ғʀ ɪғ ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ɢʏᴀᴛᴛ.. ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ sᴀʏ ɪᴛ!!" ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴍᴇɢᴜᴍɪ ғᴜsʜɪɢᴜʀᴏ sᴜ...

"if ur in the mood, we can tip toe to the moon !" ・:〃➜ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 he begins to understand why she's so popular ₊ ⊹ karma akabane x fem! reader ➜ ┊: (TOP R...

"are you a girl" "uh brb lemme check... yeah I am" ⤷𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 (Y/N) (L/N) gets added into the karasuno group chat by accident will everything b...

❝𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶'𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.❞ !! rewriting soon !! ⎯ pantalone x f!reader ⎯ college au , chat fic / text fic

"HEY!! GET AWAY FROM TAMAYO-SAMA!" "No❤️" "DONT 'no❤️' ME YOU FU-" ---------- This is a crackfic, and I can't take shit seriously to save m...