Batjokes Stories

Joker has been acting really strange. Batman is very eager to find out what is going on. No matter how many times Joker pushes him away, Batman won't give up. I don't own the characters!!!!

Batman isn't as straight as you thought

Joker can't stand how Batman treats him anymore. He works his butt off for the other's attention, only to be tossed aside. So, he seeks the attention of a new hero, who, for once, returns his feelings. When Joker finally finds happiness, it's now Batman's turned to be left in the dirt. Batman doesn't take rejection as well as Joker, though.

• i hate you, i love you, i hate that i love you • What do you do when you come to the startling realization that you might be in love with your greatest enemy? (Set in the Lego Batman movieverse) [Batman/Joker]

'Joker should argue about it more, should hesitate even a little, but the need was too overwhelming. He wasn't sure when Harley had picked Lily up, but he didn't oppose as it was handed towards him. Quite the opposite, a tiny whine leaving his lips as he nuzzled his skin against the fur. His cheeks flushed with embarrassment. He'd never quite been this open with Harley, despite all they've been through together. It shouldn't be so easy for her to quell his worries either, with just a small coo. "That's it, baby." She boasts, and it shouldn't be her words of encouragement that spur him into falling harder. Faster.' ~~~~~ Little! Joker discovering himself with the help of Harley, and eventually Bruce.

bruce can't stop thinking about his friend, john. very short.

John practices how he will woo Harley and it gets kinda crazy/j (they kiss)(what should've happened)

"I'm just going to rest here a little while with my friend." Set in Batman Endgame. Batjokes

Lego Batjokes!! Fluff and Angst, mostly angst This is a collab with @Lostjokes !! They made the cover and helped a lot with this!! Each chapter has a few songs it's based on or around. It's very much not finished, but always in production! Just remember to save and have your notifs on to get updates!! 😁🦇🃏

A quick lyric based fanfiction taking place after the vigilante route of Telltale Batman from Bruce's point of view. The song is Please Don't Go by Barcelona

Yes I did draw the cover and no it is not done 🗿 I'm still working on this story and I impulsively decided to start writing it sOO Tell me what you think lol Idk when it's gonna end Idk where the story is going And that's about it You can suggest ideas and I'll prob try to incorporate them into it if u want idc Enjoy(??)

Joker hooked his arms around the Bat's neck and kissed him hard. The Windows shattered and around them it stormed.

bat dad man bod finds jonkler revive. Jonkler causes drama. This is like mean girls but better.

Joker please i... NO! NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! But.. GET OUT!

A billionaire playing dress up as a bat with the clown prince of crime... What could go wrong? (Canon-ish Lego Movie universe turned AU) { The characters are most likely out of character, so yeah.. don't expect much from me. :) The chapter titles may or may not be about what happens in the chapter. =) }

| un batjokes ( batman x joker ) ? | un jeu ? | te la trahison ? | de l'amour ? | et plein d'autres choses ! / c'est toujours en cours mais j'essayerais de me dépêcher :) / ( désolé d'avance pour les fautes ! Attention au plus sensible, il y aura sûrement des scènes tristes et des scène pimentée ) Mercii si vous lisez ceci et bonne lecture !!

(Cover art not by me, credit to artisit!) It's Bruce Wayne's senior year in highschool and he has it all... Or at least that's what he thinks. But his world gets turned upside down when a new kid named Jack, transfers to his class. Will Jack and Bruce become worst enemy's? Or Closer than friends? (This is a Batjokes fanfic, don't like don't read. I do not own any DC characters.) +Trigger warnings include domestic abuse, bullying, etc+

Batman always thought joker as a random villain until he gets really sick will Batman tell his feelings before it's too late or will joker die of depression.....

These are all probably going to be Batjokes based, but I may write some others. Some may be fluffy while others may be a bit emotional, so stay tuned. Batman and Joker are not mine.

They fuck Boyxboy Leave if you want it's up to you man Might be some emotions?? Probs fluff too Smut