Poland heads home after a fun day with Britain, France, Germany, Russia and Israel. Plenty of trust games to go around. Poland reaches his home but... He swears he turned the lights off
What happens when one of the most hated, cold, and mean country turns into a baby due to a lab accident? Will they be turned back? Will they stay like that forever? Are there gonna be any consequences for this horribly adorable accident? Come and read to find out!
Oh boi this one's gonna be one hell of a ride. I think I hate myself enough now to write this trash. Basically, America gets 'intoxicated' with a love curse that makes him act kinda evil and the only way to break the curse is with a true love's kiss. I'm sure you know where this is going... Warnings ~ • There will be...
Sometimes all it takes is one inconceivable choice to change the course of another person's life, the way your story begins is a prime example. Metro City... it was just that, a city named after its own hero, Metro Man. You live there as well, but not in the same way regular kids do. You were all alone. Just you, yo...
We miss you, Lekmet. Get well soon. I'm just depressed and I want to make everyone else depressed to make me feel better about myself.
Russia has an online friend, Cosmos, who he talks to almost every night. They are the best of friends, and they chat and play games together everyday. Just as Russia was beginning to discover he has feelings for Cosmos, Cosmos stops responding to Russia and Russia is left worried and afraid. One week later, however, R...
I legit am only making this because literally no other story I could find had this cover and this cover had to be used because it's just that amazing. Highest rankings: 23-burr 3-hamburr
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The Resistance wants to send a T-800 terminator back in time to protect John Connor; however, they haven't mastered the Skynet tech and accidentally send the cyborg to a whole other world: Westeros. Unable to locate John Connor it sets out to protect the only John it can find: Jon Snow.
Double Trouble is sent on a job to kidnap the elusive and infamous sea captain Sea Hawk and deliver him to Double Trouble's client. But during their trip, they face many bumps and challenges along the way, turning this from a job into an ADVENTURE!
It was a crazy idea: a hotel to rehabilitate sinners so they can get checked out into Heaven as a peaceful method to handle overpopulation downstairs. Though Charlie, Lucifer's daughter, is determined to make this new project a reality. So what will happen when the hotel's residents fall in love with an equally peculi...
Every town had killer vampires, but the one vampire you can't service from is the king, so what happens when he let's you live as he slowly kills everyone around you.
Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time. It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if...
"You can't outrun me." "Don't. You know what, get fucked by a skunk." #196 Jamilton 7/20/20
Aziraphale furnished him with what was a somewhat lovely single malt Scotch, which Crowley wasted by swallowing down until it burned his throat. "Dagon. You have Dagon in your shop. Aziraphale, my oldest and best enemy, I go away for just a few decades, and you summon my line manager? You-you-" Aziraphale looked a lit...
6,000 years ago, a demon fell for an angel. After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, he remembers six millennia of tentative friendship, daring rescues and growing love. Now there may not be any reasons left not to be in love. If you've read any of my other Ineffable Husbands fic, you probably know what to expect: pining...
The idea of Aziraphale being a Pirate Captain is so patently absurd that Crowley has no choice but to stowaway on his ship. Which is precisely how Crowley ends up in the brig of a pirate ship, manacled to an angel who is wearing a distracting amount of velvet, lace and silk stockings.
That was no way to think, just because a stupid ex-nun misinterpreted a blamelessly hostile situation. That way lay madness. That way lay an angel with disapprovingly pursed lips and pitying pale eyes and "My dear boy, I'm so *very* sorry, but..." and Armageddon would come as a relief after that, really.
"Oh. Yeah." Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. "Come to New York with me tomorrow?" Aziraphale blinked. "Why?" "To see how Warlock is doing," Crowley said, as if that was obvious. "Warlock?" He blinked again, and Crowley looked annoyed. Unfortunately what came out of his mouth was, "You were the o...
"Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley's shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn't much to ask, but-it was the demon. He had the literally infernal...
Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really com...
Crowley finds his secret conviction that the world was designed for his personal entertainment severely tested by the bloody boring fourteenth century. But what is he a demon for, if not to spice things up a bit? It's irrelevant that a certain angel is taking his orders seriously for once and embarking on a life of se...
The Foundation is an organization dedicated to keep the monsters that lurk in the dark at bay, to protect those in the light. But what did those monsters do, during a time when there was no such Foundation to hinder their schemes? For a porcelain mask and a plague doctor, attempt to change the world. But perhaps, th...
Six years later, Thomas thinks he's finally ready to move on, to let go. He's ready to get on with life and leave the past where it is. That is until something from the past comes back to the present. ((COVER WAS MADE BY @ THOTMASJEFFERSON))
Taking jobs from other people for unreasonably high prices in a probably illegal way? Alexander Hamilton knew how to navigate that. Taking care of younger siblings without any real parent to rely on? Thomas Jefferson knew how to navigate that. Dealing with an arrogant roommate with some self-important mindsets? Both o...
After Jasper got corrupted at the Beta Kindergarten, she was to escape from Steven, Amethyst, and Peridot. Meanwhile at the edge of Empire City, you (the reader) are a college student unaware of that your life will change once you two cross paths in the near future. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN STEVEN UNIVERSE AND THE...
1700-1800's Thomas Jefferson and The Marquis de Lafayette are the same person. Always have been. He's been doing a pretty great job at juggling two lives, that is, until he met Alexander Hamilton. Then everything went down hill
