Me: Hi guys! I'm stuck in my house… more like I could not leave my house anymore!
Deku: Why is that Anna-san?
Me: Two students in my University have got… IT
Deku: *gasp* IT?!
Me: Yes! Luckily, I don't know them as well as I was at home when they go to school so I'm clear
Deku: Phew! That's a relief!
Me: However, I CAN'T GO OUT TO PLAY! I want to go dancing! Drinking! (more like tea or coffee) and EATING CAKESSSSSSS!
Deku: *sweatdrop*
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KATSUKI'S POV STARTS
As I look at the disgusting sight of our parents, I tighten my grip on the smaller trembling hand and ONCE AGAIN the old hag just has to block me by saying something
"...when…how long?!"
I could only hear a bit of what she's trying to say and before I could say anything back or yell her to speak up, she gets up to my face spitting her saliva everywhere
"I SAID HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING?!"
As her wonderful son, I reply
"Tch! Right before he moved to Tokyo, HAG!"
The three adults stare widen eyes at us and of course I stare back just as much while my angel is blushing into his hands. Then the old hag with her ugly pissed off face turns to me specially and asks
"Who confessed first?"
"Huh?!"
'WHO CONFESSED FIRST YOU'RE BRAT!"
"WHY THE **CK YOU NEED TO KNOW?!"
The mother of my angel cuts in before we could get into an hour long insult
"Oh~ We just want to know that's all, Katsuki-kun! Could you tell us?"
'Sh**! If Auntie asked then'
I sigh in defeat and answer
"It… It was Deku… Izu who said it first… but at a farewell"
I quickly add-in angrily
"I THE ONE TO CONNECT US TOGETHER! EVEN IF YOU GUYS OBJECT, I DON'T CARE! THE ONLY ONE FOR ME IS IZU!"
In mid-sentence, I have stood up at some point and looked into their eyes silently challenged them. They with bangs cover their eyes, don't say a thing to us as they sit still then their shoulders are sightly trembling and finally they bust out in laughter
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED YOUR FACE! IT'S PURE COMEDY GOLD!"
"Hahahahahahahahaha"
"Hihihihihihi!"
What's in the world? We are bewildered as the laughing parents with confusion, after 5 minutes or so, they finally calm down enough for conversation. This time, Deku takes the lead
"Y-You guys knew?"
His mother giggles
"Well, more like we sensed it! We didn't know that you two have already dating, however, we knew that you two have a thing for each other~~~ It was sooooo adorable!"
"Inko is right! We even have photos as proof!"
Like magic the two mothers produce two thigh albums and start picking pic after pic
"Ne! Look at this one! It was you two only 5 years old!"
Auntie takes out a picture, in it there are Deku and I. As the usual cry baby he is, he is crying with his nose redden and I'm holding his light green shirt and kissing his chubby cheek while blushing.
FLASHBACK STARTS
I was playing with my toys when I heard a loud THUMP behind me. As a future number 1 hero, I quickly invetigate! It was Deku who was face first into the ground, he started to cry as soon as he sat up. I hurried over him as he was wailing away
"What happened Deku?!"
"I-I *hiccup* I TRIPPED! *wail*"
I tried petting his hair to calm him but he continued to cry, out of choice, I closed in on him
'Here go nothing!'
I quickly kissed his cheek with both of my eyes closed and it worked! Deku stopped crying but…
'Why my face feels so hot?! An-And my stomach is like something is in there?! And my legs and hands feel so weak?! Am I sick?!'
FLASHBACK ENDS
Not letting us recover from the embarrassment, MY hag starts gusting about another picture.
"LOOK LOOK INKO! This is the time when they were still in kindergarten!"
I glance over to see in the photo, there are four person, Auntie, old Hag and us, that time, Aunt Inko was slime while the Hag ain't changing as they both bend down toward the two children. The smaller with bushy green hair is on the left while I was on the right with our respected mother.
'It looks innocence so what the F*** the hag is saying?!'
I should have shut my brain as Old lady says
"Katsuki always got up early just to wait outside for Izuchan! There was time, I had business and got to go right then, he would still insist to stay and wait for his future lover~~~ that was also the reason he wanted to able to walk from to school alone!"
"WHA- THE FU**?! I-I NO- BU- TH-?!"
I could not even say anything to her as she smirks confidently, Deku is trying to transform into a tomato while the rest are laughing at us!
FLASHBACK STARTS
'Cloth, check! Hat, check! Bag, check! Toys for me and Izu, check! Shoes, check!'
I did a mental check-list in my head as I satisfied with everything, I yelled out
"I'M OFF HAG! OLD MAN!"
"BE CAREFULL AND DON'T CALL YOUR PARENTS THAT, BRAT!"
I didn't care as I rushed outside and walked the opposite side of the school, toward Izu's house.
'I wonder if he's up? I'm big and strong now! I will take Izu to school!'
I thought in happiness as I took a stick and press the bell right under a nameplate, Midoriya's household, yelling
"IZU! LET'S GO! OR ELSE WE WILL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
A soft cute voice rang out to replied him which was and will be enough as a reward for all the troubles. I smiled in happiness
FLASHBACK ENDS
'I fu**ing hate this fu** up family!'
I thought as I plop down next to Izu who is still very embarrassed as I sketch my arm and pull him into a hug.
"EEEEEEPPPPPPP!"
Slight smirking at the cute squeak but it's quick replaced by irritation as the mothers have already had their phone taking multiples shoot at us.
"KKKKKYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA! STAY STILL IZUKUN!"
"HOLD HIM TIGHTER YOU, BRAT! GROW A BALL OR TWO!"
Crack crack crack
"Yo! Could you send it to me later?~~~ I promise to send some back to you~~~~"
"YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!"
"That would be lovely, stranger-san!"
"Thank you! 💖💖💖 Now on with the story~"
"What story?"
"Erm… never-mind!"
The weird girl disappears and the black hole where she climbed out also gone with her.
"Ok… That is weird…"
Suddenly, I just realize something
"OI HAG! If you knew our feeling then why…"
I trail off as she has a confused face
"Why what brat?"
"Why… WHY YOU CO**-BLOCK YOUR SON?! TWICE! TWICE I TOLD YOU!"
"KACCHAN! HENTAI!"
KATSUKI'S POV ENDS
After hours upon hours of embarrassing pictures of them, the couples finally be released into the 'wild' with a warning
FLASHBACK STARTS
"Katsuki! Not hentai things in the house and before 18 years old, mister!"
"Tch!"
"Oh! Thank you so much Auntie Mitsuki!"
"Thank YOU for putting up with THAT son of mine! And call me Mama or Mom is fine now cause it's already official~~~"
"HAG!"
"AUN-MOM?!"
"Hihihihi! I'm looking forward for grandchildren but not before 18 years old you hear!"
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKK"
"OOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!"
FLASHBACK ENDS
As they lay next to each other in Katsuki's bed, cuddling
"I never knew that a human could blush more then an hour and why did you tell them without confirm with me? Not that I don't want to but… why?"
Midoriya said shyly as he hides his red face into the chest of his lover. With a gentle kiss on the forehead, Katsuki hugs him close
"Sorry babe"
"Babe?!"
Deku yelps in embarrassment as the new nick-name as the other just chuckles
"When the handyman or bl**-job villain guy almost touched my face, I…I felt scared…"
"Oh Kacchan!"
Now, it's Izuku's turn to hold his lover into his softer chest and smooths out his hair
"I-I'm not scared of dying but… I scared of losing you…"
The proud and strong Bakugo Katsuki broke down as he is hugged by the love of his life while he continues to pour out his fear
"I didn't care if I die, but the thought of leaving you… alone… without me being there… none know our relationship… I fear with death, your love for me would run out…*sob* you would forget about me an-and I would forget about you"
The hand which was running through his spiky yet soft hair, stops and his face is cupped and pulled up. Dull dark red orbs stare straight into the bright clear emerald ones.
"I would never let you die if I can prevent it, Kacchan! And if you're dead then I'm not far behind!"
Before the blond could say anything, his lips are sealed by a delegate finger
"You are my life, my will, my heart Kacchan… Losing you would be like losing my soul. I can't live a life without you..."
Then a sweet kiss later, both of them once again cuddle with each other.
"Hey… Izu, why are you here? Not at Tokyo?"
The greenette sheepishly smiles as he says teasingly
"Well~~ I may or may not finished my study and return home~~"
Red eyes widen in disbelieve
"What?! REALLY?!"
Giggle as the smaller one kisses the blond's nose
"Not only that but~~~ I also go to U.A as a doctor-in-training under Recovery Girl~"
"WHAT?!"
"OI! QUIET DOWN UP THERE! KATSUKI! I SWEAR TO GOD! IF YOU DEFLOWERED IZUCHAN THEN YOU COULD KISS YOUR JUNIOR GOODBYE!"