Later that evening~
"I can't believe Tubbo left our vc to join Quackity's," Tommy huffed. He and Tubbo had convinced Alice to join their vc so she could explain her plans. She did not explain her plans.
"What're they talking about?" She asked. It was some evident joke that Wilbur, Fundy, and Tubbo just suddenly joined Quackity's stream to say they were hungry.
"They're talking about George's stupid twitter verification."
"Figures," She chuckled.
"Yeahh he's still a man and stupid," Tommy grumbled. "I don't want to talk to them, go tell off George for me now."
"Okay, Tommy," She sighed. She switched vc's very briefly.
"No if I block them, they'll unverify me!" George was saying.
Alice brought her mic close to her mouth and said, "You're verified but you're still a colorblind mofo with gay tendencies." She left immediately after and went back to Tommy's.
"What the fuck!" He was wheezing. "You called him a mofo!"
"That's what you do, you told me to insult him for you. That's what I did."
"Awww no, Tubbo's told them that you're in a vc with me. Now they're gonna now it was my idea and Wilbur's gonna yell at me awwwwww," Tommy whined.
"You'll be fine," She rolled her eyes.
"Now they're talkin about Dream's hands, Wilbur is so fuckin weird."
"You're all weird," She pointed out.
"Hey guys," Wilbur joined the vc.
"Wilburrrr," Tommy dragged out but quietly. He couldn't wake up the parents.
"Hey Tommy, Alice what was that?"
"I don't know what you're talking about mr. soot," She shrugged.
"You called him a colorblind motherfucker?"
"No, I said mofo," Alice corrected.
"Right," He laughed. "I've got to go record music but I wanted to say goodnight first."
"You are such a fuckin.." Tommy muttered.
"Goodnight Wilbur, I'll talk to you later," She smiled at Tommy's comment.
"Yeah we can talk later, Tommy nice stream earlier."
"Thanks big man."
"See ya later guys," Wilbur chuckled and left.
"What's your take on that guy," Tommy asked.
"Wilbur? He's nice...why?"
"Nothin, nothin...you know he and née ha chu are dating," Tommy said.
"Oh?" Alice questioned.
"No..no they're not. I lied, I tricked you.." He said awkwardly.
"Okay Tommy," She chuckled, making him burst into laughter.
"You're so strange Alice. You're like Technoblade but nicer and easier to speak to," He laughed.
"Thanks?"
"Yeah, Techno's great but I could just tell you all of the swears I know and you wouldn't mute me," He said proudly.
"Does Techno mute you?"
"He is so mean to me Alice, he mutes me all the time," Tommy groaned.
"Well cause you annoy him," She replied.
"But it's funny," He objected.
"Then you can't blame him for muting you," Alice let out a small laugh. She liked Tommy but he was so weird.
"I can blame him, in fact I can blame anyone I want to because I am me."
"Incredible," She said sarcastically.
"Oh my god, Quackity just said thot," Tommy exclaimed in a hushed voice. "Let's go Alice."
"Alright," She sighed and followed him into the vc.
"What did you just say?" Tommy bellowed as he joined.
"Oh hello."
"That was good timing," Tubbo chuckled.
"Me gusta!" Tommy yelled. "Alice me gusta." He added quietly.
"Me gusta.." She repeated unenthusiastically making Quackity laugh.
"Has he been dragging you around Alice?" Quackity asked while he laughed.
"No! Alice talks to me because she wants to because I am me and I am amazing," Tommy said.
"You called me a colorblind mofo Alice," George said sadly. "What do you have to say for yourself?"
She didn't answer for a few moments but she brought the mic close to her face again. "I was right?" Tommy and Tubbo started laughing while George groaned.
"We were just looking through my banned words on twitch and-"
"Quackity, what's your address?" Tommy interrupted him.
"What?" He laughed. "You just came into my stream and you're asking me where I live?"
"Yeah what's your address?" Dream said. Where the fuck did he come from..
"Hi Dream," They all said.
"What's up green ass mofo," Alice said, making everyone wheeze. They all repeated 'hi Dream' so she thought someone should say something different.
"MOFO?" Dream yelled.
"Tommy taught me a new word today," Alice said with a smile.
"Tommy why have you done this," Tubbo sighed.
"You've ruined us," Ranboo said.
"No, no I've made her a better person," Tommy said confidently. "Alice, Alice, call Ranboo a bitch."
"Ranboo is not a bitch," She said.
"Call Dream a bitch."
"Dream you are a bitch," She said monotone.
"Alice! I got you added to this server and you're listening to Tommy?!"
"Alice, call Tubbo a bitch," Tommy laughed.
"Tubbo you are not a bitch," She sighed.
"Really?"
"Of course not, you're great," She said.
"When Alice has a favorite," Quackity sobbed.
"Alice, how can you call me a bitch and a mofo when I literally added you to this server?" Dream asked.
"Alice!" She could hear Techno calling her from downstairs.
"Techno's needs me, be back soon," She said quickly and muted before putting the headset down.
She went downstairs and was greeted with her friend holding a kitten in his arms.
"What the fuck Techno," She sighed.
"He was sad!" He exclaimed. "I'm keeping him because I already bought everything and I took him to the vet."
"Is that why you were gone all afternoon?" She asked. He nodded and she gave him an incredulous look. "Okay...I guess we have a cat now."
"Guess his name," Techno had a small smirk on his face. Alice stared at him.
"Tell me you didn't," He raised an eyebrow at her comment.
"What's his name Alice, say it."
"You named the cat Sun Tzu," She dead panned. When he let a smile slip through, she knew it was true and she laughed a bit. "You...I'm going back upstairs but I am not calling him Sun Tzu."
"What else are you gonna call him?"
"I'll just call him Zu, thanks," She turned and went back to her room. She put her headset back on and thanked the lord that Dream left.
"Hello," She sighed.
"Hello Alice," Tommy said in his weird voice. "Tell me who the hottest woman is." Alice choked on the water she was drinking.
"What?" She managed.
"Tell me who the hottest woman is," He repeated as the others laughed.
"Looks or personality?" She asked. Alice was..let's put this way..not straight.
"Wot?" Tommy asked.
"Do you want the hottest woman, personality wise or looks wise," Alice explained.
"Alice do you have a type for girls?" Quackity exclaimed.
"Quackity I don't want to deal with this right now, Techno just fuckin..now I'm talking like Tommy," She groaned.
"Wh-what did Technoblade do?" He asked through laughter.
"He brought home a cat and now it's our cat and he gave it this dumb fucking name," She sighed.
"Awwe a cat?" Tubbo said. "What's the name?"
"I'm not..it's fine Tubbo," She chuckled.
"Dream why aren't you verified on Twitter?" Tommy asked when he joined the call again.
"I don't know," He responded.
"Dream are you happy I'm verified? Did you cry with happiness when you saw it?" George asked.
"Yes George, I cried tears of joy."
"You're such a fuckin..." Alice shook her head.
"WHY IS SHE TOMMY?" Dream yelled.
"YES ALICE, A WOMAN VERSION OF ME!" Tommy shouted.
"I am not the woman version of you Tommy," She sighed.
"Okay, I can't hear Tommy if he's talking, I muted him," Dream said. Alice pulled up Quackity's stream and watched as he, George, and Dream ran across slabs and cobblestone.
"Hey Dream, Ninja's here," Tommy said, making Dream let out a small laugh. "You don't even have me muted, fuckin idiot."
Alice witnessed as Dream broke the blocks under Quackity and he fell off Mexican L'manberg to his death.
"GEORGE!" He yelled.
"GEORGE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU," Dream yelled.
"THAT WASN'T EVEN ME!"
They started arguing while Tommy repeatedly squealed 'Ninja' in the background.
Okay, I actually can't make this up, why are Quackity's streams so chaotic.
"Dream if I block Twitter verify, will I go unverified?" George asked after they finished arguing.
"Yes, you will," Dream chuckled.
"How?"
"Dream, Dream!" Tommy said in his baby voice.
"I'm pretty sure it's whoever they follow is verified.."
"Dream.."
"So if you block them then you just get unverified, I'm pretty sure."
"Dream..."
"Dreeeeam," Alice joined him.
"Tommy stop doing that voice," George said.
"Dream," Tommy continued.
"Dream, oh Dream.." Alice quietly hummed his speed runner music. "Do do do do."
"Alice, stop," George said.
"What're they doing?" Dream asked.
"They're being weird," George told him.
"Dreeeeeam," Tommy whined. Alice went to their twitter dm's and sent him the 'do you need coffee' copy pasta multiple times.
"Tommy, shut up!" Tubbo laughed.
"He's saying your name in a weird way, I don't like," George said.
"I have them muted," Dream responded.
"Dreeeeeeeam," Tommy changed his voice to a more demonic noise.
"Alice, stop," Dream started laughing. She sent him a few more. "I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU." She sent him sad faces.
"What's she doing?" Tubbo asked.
"She keeps sending me the copy pasta, it's annoying," He laughed.
"Alice come run over the speed bumps with us," Quackity said. She sighed but she joined the game anyway.
•
"Tubbo, why do you follow Alice everywhere," Tommy asked.
"I want to," He said.
"Yeah but why are you being clingy and annoying to her and not me," Tommy replied.
"Tommy's jealous," George laughed.
"I'm not being clingy or annoying," Tubbo said sadly.
"You're not annoying Tubbo, Tommy's just being mean," Alice said and threw him a golden apple. There was a lot of killing curtsy to Tommy and Dream.
"Oh thank you," He ate it immediately.
"It's because she's so nice to him," George said. "Why're you so nice to Tubbo."
"Why aren't you?" She asked him.
"She's like the protective older sister," Ranboo laughed. Alice stopped and turned to look at Tubbo.
That's when she realized how similar Tubbo and Techno's little sister were. They were both chaotic but wholesomely anxious kids. She loved his little sister and Alice would constantly defend her when Techno's brother would tease her.
Alice turned and walked off Mexican L'manberg. She landed in the water and stayed there.
"Awww you broke her!" Tubbo yelled. "Ranboo!"
"I'm sorry!" He yelled back.
I'm attached to these idiots. It's been how many days and I'm already attached to them?
"I'm going to sleep," She sighed.
"No! I'm sorry Alice!" Ranboo laughed.
"I'm just tired Ranboo, it's okay," She chuckled.
"Goodbye Alice!"
"Bye everyone," She left the call, grabbed her phone and moved to her bed.
Wilbur Soot
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Awwwwwee
no
Are you Tubbo's older sister now?
no
Awwwee do you like us?
i hate you all
aren't you supposed to be recording music
We're taking a break right now
You should give me your number so I can text you easier:)
you're not going to give it to Tommy?
Oh never to the child
Wilbur do not spam call me at 4 in the morning
Do you speak from experience?
Techno's a bitch.
I promise I will not be a bitch
fine..
xxx-xxx-xxxx
Much appreciated M'lady
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Messages
Wilbur Soot
Unknown
Now did she give me the real number
or a random number
Aliceee:)
It's definitely a random number
all women do is lie and cheat and charge they phone
Mr. Soot
Tommy has too much influence over you
Aliceee:)
definitely not
i would never let that happen!
Mr. Soot
How are you a dry talker
but not a dry texter
Aliceee:)
it's a mystery
but mostly i hate how dry Techno is
so i have to be the enthusiastic one:)
Mr. Soot
True though
Techno is a terrible texter
Aliceee:)
how long does your break last?
Mr. Soot
As long as I want
Why, you wanna talk to me forever?
Aliceee:)
no i'd like to take a nap
but i was going to wait until you left
Mr. Soot
How kind of you:|
Aliceee:)
i could leave now but i'm choosing to stay
be grateful mr. soot
Mr. Soot
Just out of curiosity
What've you made my contact name?
Aliceee:)
so nosy
it's mr soot
Mr. Soot
That's so formal!
We're friends, don't be so formal
Aliceee:)
i'm flattered you consider us friends
if i change it, i'm not telling you what it is
Mr. Soot
Yes we are definitely friends
and that's not fair
Aliceee:)
poor Wilbur
either i keep me soot
or it changes to a mystery but it'll be less 'formal'
Mr. Soot
Fine fine
Aliceee:)
there
wimblur sloot
And it's not
Wilbur
Wilbur Soot
Mr Wilbur
William
Aliceee:)
it is not
it is very informal actually
wimblur sloot
I'm sorry but I have to get back to recording
I really want to finish before I leave
You could call me later
and tell me about this cat Techno got?
Aliceee:)
i might be napping..
i've had a long social day
i'm very tired
wimblur sloot
Ah that's alright
Aliceee:)
im not a heavy sleeper though
so if someone were to call me..
i might wake up
and i could perhaps talk to them
hypothetically
wimblur sloot
Oh?
Well maybe that'll happen
I guess you'll never know🤭
Aliceee:)
i guess not:/
wimblur sloot
Maybe perhaps talk to you later:)
Have a good nap old lady
Aliceee:)
:(
bye wilbur:(
wimblur sloot
Just kidding
You're a very young and gorgeous girl
hehe bye bye
Aliceee:)
you are a child
but bye bye i guess:>
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Okay I know this chapter was weird BUT IT WAS LITERALLY QUACKITY'S STREAM.
I never write streams in unless they happen. I literally only write Alice's pov and special interactions between different characters:)