If Russia was nice... -dreams about him and blushes slightly- Would you want him to yourself? I mean like the person of ur dreams? o//o I said nothin. DUN TELL RUSSIA I LYKE HIM -
~Roxy
France slammed his laptop closed and hid under his desk. "I surrender. I surrender. I surrender," he repeated.
"France....?" I asked, poking my head under the desk.
"Oui....?" he mumbled, looking up at me.
"Why did you freak out?"
"I-I... Found out people actually like Russia..." he mumbled.
"Yeah. So?" I asked.
"That will make him happy and most likely cocky which will make it hell for the rest of us."
"Awww. Russia's not too bad. He looks like a bear. A big, angry, hungry, cuddly bear." I smiled. "England also told me he has a big..... Ah! I can't say the p word!"
"Pènis?" France asked.
"Oui." I nodded.
"Oh..."
"And if he was nice, he'd let you invade it," I said.
"Oui..."
"Better now?"
"Oui." France climbed out from under the desk and sat back down. "The answer is oui, but only if he's nice! And won't kill moi."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR THE QUESTION!