Jeffery Le Killer
It was a dark and stormy night... (Cliché, I know)
You were fast asleep when a smooth sliding sound echoed around the room.
Immediately, your eyes opened and darted over to the window.
It was wide open, letting in all the rain and soaking your little doggy to the pelt.
D/N stood up on his/her paws and shook off before trotting over and sitting down again, head cocked slightly to one side.
You tentatively sat up and reached out to pet him/her.
"Is something wrong, D/N?"
The confused doggy looked up with big eyes.
You saw a reflection of a pale face with a widely cut smile and immediately sprang off the bed as a knife came plummeting down and embedded itself in the mattress.
"Go to- Gah! You're not supposed to-"
The intruder never got to finish his sentence because your foot collided with his chin in a powerful kick.
His head banged against the wall with a loud thump.
You stood up straight and watched as he slowly looked up, rubbing a spot at the back of his head where a nasty bump was beginning to form.
"What are you, woman? A black belt in karate?"
"Twice winner of the annual league competition, actually."
The intruder turned his head around and finally noticed the many awards, trophies and certificates which decorated the room.
"Oh nuts..."
He made a lunge for the knife and let out a girlish scream of pain when you gave him another kick, only this time in the nether regions.
"Who are you and what made you think that you could kill me?" You demanded, easily grabbing him by the front of his hoodie and hoisting him up.
"J-Jeff... Jeff the k-killer...," he managed to choke out through a haze of pain.
There had been news reports about this nutcase. Now you remembered commenting on his sloppy style of killing when a report ran.
The door suddenly opened and a monochrome clown stepped in.
He took one look at the scene in front of him before hurriedly backing away and running off.
"Sorry kiddo! Must've gotten the house numbers mixed up! Ehehe!"
"L.J... You useless excuse for a friend...," Jeff wheezed.
You threw him over your shoulder and held no remorse as the infamous killer fell right into the soggy dog bed.
"My name is Y/N and don't forget it. Now get out of my sight before I kill you!"
Jeff scrambled to the window and leapt out without hesitation.
You went over and slammed it shut.
"What an idiot..."
Your dog padded over and whimpered.
"It's alright, D/N... You can sleep on my bed tonight."
Wag. Wag. Wag.
"Now where did that other one go? I'm not having any damn clowns running around in my house!"
BEN Drowned (But in what?)
It was a rainy day at your place as well.
One of your closest friends had called late at night to tell you about a strange pale-faced boy who had tried to kill her in her sleep.
After that, you couldn't fall asleep yourself.
So you did the next best thing and booted up your G/D/N.
Your cat, C/N curled up next to you as you played.
"Purrr..."
After a particularly infuriating loss due to a glitch, you rage quit the game and instead opted to play the Legend of Zelda instead.
The cartridge had been found inside your box of cereal for some odd reason and after cleaning off the cornflakes, it appeared to be playable.
The cat opened one eye and snuggled up closer.
Suddenly the happy-go-lucky music cut off along with the screen, leaving everything pitch black (you had turned off the lights)
A face of a Link-lookalike popped up with terrifying bleeding eyes and a wide creepy grin.
"You shouldn't have done-"
You yawned and pressed a button, causing the scary face to disappear and the game to resume.
The lookalike popped up again, but this time inside the actual game.
"Hey! Wait-"
You just maneuvered your game character around him and continued playing.
Finally the Link ripoff teleported right in front of you, arms crossed and looking ticked off.
"Will you just let me-"
You used one leg to push him aside. His small size made this much easier.
"Nope."
The annoyed little elf grabbed the controller out of your hands and threw it across the room.
"Now that I have your attention! You've met with a terrible fate, haven't-"
Suddenly your cat seemed to notice him and freaked out.
With a hiss, it launched itself at the odd little fella and started clawing at his 'eyes'.
You stood up and went to fetch your controller from the floor, paying no heed to the shrieks of:
"Get it off me! Get it off!"
"RREOW!"
C/N went flying through the air and landed back on the couch, looking quite miffed about the whole affair.
You turned around and regarded the scruffy Link with a bored expression.
"Put bandages over your eyes, they're bleeding."
The elf seemed to have steam coming out of his ears as he stomped up and down in rage.
"I'm BEN! BEN Drowned!"
"I'm sorry to hear that you drowned. My name's Y/N. Y/N Still Alive."
You went over and picked him up.
"Now back in you go!"
And without another word, you chucked the swearing little guy back into the TV.
The screen rippled as he went sailing back in.
C/N gave you a cold glare as you turned it off and decided to instead have a midnight feast.
"C'mon. There's a couple of tuna cans in the fridge."
Darkness of Link.
Wouldn't you know it but it was raining over there as well. It seemed to be raining everywhere.
"Y/N! This isn't what it looks like!"
"Oh like hell it is!"
You and your B/F/N had been playing Legend of Zelda together when his phone had beeped, indicating a text message.
Since you were the one closest, you picked it up.
Hey BF/N, can't w/t 2 see u again tnight at my place!!!!
This was followed by a very um... suggestive picture.
"It was a one time thing, I swear!"
"You've been cheating on me with a chick who doesn't even know how to spell?"
His phone was full of text messages from the same woman, dating all the way back to around the time you two started getting serious.
"Whatever, Y/N. You always were a b**** anyway."
Angry tears stung at your face as he slammed the controller down and stormed off.
"BF/N?"
He turned around and your fist collided with his face.
"We're over. Have fun with your new illiterate girlfriend."
Your now ex-boyfriend ran out, clutching his nose and wailing like the little pussy he was.
You sat back down and buried your face in your hands, sobbing for the many months you had spent dating that cheating liar.
The sobs died down as you heard the sound of slow clapping.
Dark Link was standing there, giving you a full ovation.
"That was marvelous! Wonderful job showing him his place, Y/N!"
"A-Am I really hallucinating?" You whimpered, wiping away the tears with one hand.
Dark Link bent down and gently kissed your other hand.
"Whatever you'd like to believe, milady," he said with a flirtatious wink.
And with that, he was gone.
Strangely enough, you seemed to have miraculously beaten him in the game. Even though the whole reason you had invited E/BF/N over was for some help.
Giggling Jack. What's that? Oh! Laughing Jack!
You were unfortunate enough to have been caught up in the rain on your way to a friend's house.
She had sent an urgent text message. Apparently her boyfriend had been cheating on her and now she was having hallucinations about video game characters kissing her hand.
So being the loyal friend that you were, you rushed out of the house in the pouring rain to comfort your friend in her time of need.
Then dashed back in to get your umbrella.
Then rushed out again.
Rain pattered against the ground as you splashed through puddles, desperate to reach her house since you didn't like being outside.
Suddenly your phone beeped, indicating another text message.
It's okay. O/F/N just came in and she says that she met BEN Drowned!"
You groaned and stopped running.
"You've gotta be kidding me, F/N!"
As the rain seemed to finally be lessening up, you decided to wait it out by heading over to the house of another friend who also happened to be a black belt in karate.
A white blur seemed to jump out of nowhere and take off running down the street.
You found this odd but shrugged it off and kept on walking and then paused again.
There was someone slumped against the wall, whimpering in pain.
"Ow... Ow... Ow..."
He was clutching his swirly cone nose, which was bent at an odd angle, with sharp black claws.
The monochrome clown seemed to be covered in bruises, as if he had bumped into a lot of things in a haste to run.
"I shouldn't have done that... I shouldn't have done that..."
You chuckled, wondering if F/N had anything to do with it. He was right outside her house after all.
"Hello."
He looked up with a pained expression.
You couldn't help but feel pity for the guy. So you knelt down.
"Just stay still..."
In one swift movement, you took hold of the cone and bent it the correct way again.
The clown hollered in pain but then realized that his nose wasn't hurting anymore.
"Ouch... Thanks kiddo."
He stood up, nursing the swirly cone tenderly.
You were startled to see his shark-like teeth but quickly regained your composure.
"You're welcome. My name is Y/N."
"I'm called Laughing Jack. Or just L.J for short."
"Well Laughing Jack or just L.J for short, I hope that you didn't try to sneak up on F/N. She has a reputation for being merciless in combat."
"So I figured."
He looked at you with a mischievous expression.
"Y/N? Where do you live?"
You were a little surprised by this question but figured that he would find out one way or another and told him.
He took out a notebook and wrote it down.
"Thanks kiddo!"
And with that, L.J walked off, whistling inconspicuously.
You watched him go around a corner and disappear.
"Well that was weird."
At the Mansion of Creepypasta...
Eyeless Jack looked up as Laughing Jack entered their shared room.
"Did you stick your nose somewhere where it didn't belong?"
"What makes you say that?" He asked, tearing off a note and pinning it to the wall with a thumbtack.
"It's red and swollen."
The monochrome clown took one look in the mirror before swearing under his breath and running out.
"Doctor Smiley! Doctor Smiley! YOU HAVE TO FIX MY NOSE! I CAN'T GO AROUND LOOKING LIKE A CLOWN!"
The sound of a door opening could be heard and an exasperated voice said:
"L.J... You are a clown."
Eyeless Jack shrugged and went back to sorting out his kidney collection as his roommate began hysterically shrieking for Smiley to turn it back to its normal white and black.
Elsewhere in the mansion...
Doctor Smiley had just managed to send Laughing Jack on his way with several prescription pills and ointments for his nose when Jeff crawled in.
"Broke... Into house... Girl... Knew karate...," he wheezed.
Smiley face-palmed and helped the injured killer onto the examination table.
"Hmm... A concussion and a few skull fractures here and there... At least you've already lost your mind, Jeff, so there shouldn't be too much to worry about..."
As he went around to find the first aid needed, he muttered under his breath:
"No sleep for me tonight, it seems..."
And elsewhere elsewhere in the mansion...
Dark Link had been playing Call of Duty when BEN suddenly flew out of the screen.
"Glad you could join me, buddy."
The elf stood up looking infuriated.
"That Y/N! She just chucked me back in like I was a cat!"
Dark Link eyed him lazily.
"The doctor is busy patching up Jeff but afterwards he'll be able to disinfect those scratches."
The next morning, Slenderman was not happy when he found Doctor Smiley asleep with his head resting on the body of one of his half-dead 'patients'.