Wow feels like it's been a year since I last updated this.
I had to speed run this chapter at 1 AM since I immediately got inspiration and decided to write fast before my mind goes Blank or Dead again
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(Your POV)
You: So she disappeared when the date and time had changed?
*You said, only to get a Nod from the Red-Haired Brocon Loving Loli, You sigh and Look at the time using your phone, it was already past noon, you Sigh and Put your phone back in your pockets, You Turned and started walking away*
Kotori: Where are you going!?
You: I'm going on a date. See ya
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Kaguya: Kurae Dio! Hankei nijuu meetoru emerarud-
(Sorry wrong Franchise)
*Kaguya said as she scored a strike, while you were sat down on the sidelines reading a book on "How to Live a quiet life" you forgot the name of the author but all you was knew his last name was Kira.*
Kaguya: See that Y/n-
You: Mhm
Kaguya: that was my special move-
You: Mhm
Kaguya: Dunkelheit wind hose-
You: Mhm
Kaguya: Can you stop reading that Book!
You: No. I refuse
*This caused her to pout for a bit before her Ego came back*
Kaguya: more importantly, let's not forget we both agreed that the loser of this match does whatever the winner desires
*This actually had caused you to look away from the book and look at her straight before Releasing a sad sigh.*
You: I'm not in the mood for this little Contest You Proclaim we are in, but I guess If I were to Compete I wouldn't Lose to anyone
*You said the last sentence as you Radiated a Dark Aura and your Hair stood up...*
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*You were sat down on a bench while Kaguya had Her Head on Your Smooth Soft And slender Thighs, thighs, Thighs so Godly You Could Rival Most Waifus With Hot thighs maybe even seduce god itself with your- (Ok I'll Stop Now before you think I'm weird)*
Your Thoughts: My Wii Sports Bowling Experience Has failed me, I got too Arrogant On my Wii Sports Bowling Experience too much and lost
*You said as you sulked Your loss, meanwhile, Kaguya was in heaven thanks to your-, Out of the Blue she Wrapped her arms around your lower waist.*
You: You're Quite-
*You immediately stopped yourself at the Sound of her Weeping, She chanted her sister's name as she Continued To Weep Loudly.*
Kaguya: you say there was an exam, but really, you haven't Found yuzuru yet, of course, I'd know, don't think I'm stupid
You: Ye-
Kaguya: But you thought it was better I didn't know right?
You: No I-
Kaguya: so, I'll believe because that day, the one who gave me and Yuzuru a third choice was You Y/n
You: I thought I gave you a 4th choice which is to isekai both of you-
Kaguya: so please save yuzuru, save yuzuru
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*You had Finished Thinking and reported to Kotori that Kaguya isn't Natsumi, after that you went to Escort Kaguya, after escorting her to the apartment next door to yours, you Entered yours and You did your Normal routine, 20-minute stretches and a Glass of warm milk before bed...*
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*It was 3 am and you were woken up by a knock, you open the door to see Kaguya in her Bed Attire, Judging From what the situation looked like you knew what she was going to say next.*
You: Tsugi ni omae wa "Y/n I can't sleep, I'm not used to sleeping without yuzuru, can I sleep with you" to iu!
Kaguya: Y/n I can't sleep, I'm not used to sleeping without yuzuru, can u sleep with you?
*It took her a second to realize what she had just said.*
Kaguya: How-
You: Shush I know a song that will definitely put you to sleep
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*Kaguya laid in bed as you sat on the same bed but this time you had a guitar.*
Kaguya: When are you going to start?
You: Right now. Like right right now, like this time and date
Kaguya: Just Sing me something already
You: alright alright, this song it's about how sad I am and its called"sad", it's about all the sad stuff, just picture a depressed onion cutting itself
*You said as you materialized a guitar seemingly out of nowhere*
you: I met a homeless man named rich, isn't that terrible
Kaguya: sounds ironic
you: I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
Kaguya: is the dog even still alive
you: I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating, I saw a giraffe who had a short neck, That was sad or a deer
Kaguya: it's a deer probably
you: I saw an old man get hit by a train, He didn't see it in the pouring rain, He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
*you move your face close to her hear and whisper*
you: 'Cause I didn't say anything
*you move away to give her back her private space*
you: I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad." And it was, I'm a genius
*you whisper the last part to yourself but it was loud enough for Kaguya to hear*
you: I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie, I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
Kaguya: Wha-
*you interrupted her with a loud note from the guitar*
you: I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself
Kaguya: What type of-
you: I saw a boy who had red hair
Kaguya: song are you singing!?
*she said slightly disturbed at the lyrics of the song*
you: I went to a store looking for something to buy, But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy. No, wait... this store sells mirrors, See what I did there?
*the tone of the song started changing before suddenly...*
you: Let's Rock!! No
*Kaguya who had just given up trying to question what song this was had fell asleep.*
you: The world's so sad, bros Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism, But I gotta remember there are good things about it too, Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score. Still, though it's hard not to be sad about itHow do y'all do it?, I've been telling you, guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all, You've been happy, no, You've been laughing, That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything, It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world, I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, But for the people like us, who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time, Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick, Capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I get it now I'm a sociopath!
*a snore was heard and it was from Kaguya who had fallen asleep*
you: oh wait she's asleep already, well I guess my job here is done, goodnight
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