Groupchat
Dahmer's cook book:
Drachoe: hey mom
PhoeMalfoy: hi mama
N.Malfoy: hello cherubs ☺
N.Malfoy: um ... why is that the groupchat name?
PhoeMalfoy: oh we just thought it was cool and wanted to use it
Drachoe: yeah, we havent turned into cannibals dont worry
N.Malfoy: phew, that's a relief #happy
Drachoe: moooooom
PhoeMalfoy: we have two people we want you to meet
Drachoe: and some very important news
N.Malfoy: okay? Who are they?
Drachoe added Prongslette and ImPANsexual to Dahmer's cook book
Prongslette: Dahmer's cook book? Really?
Drachoe: PHOE CAME UP WITH IT!
ImPANsexual: you worry me sometimes
PhoeMalfoy: love you too
Prongslette: hello Cissy 👋🏻
ImPANsexual: hi Cissy 🥰
N.Malfoy: Hello Darlings 💞
N.Malfoy: it's nice to meet you, even if it is online
ImPANsexual: we could always meet up in real life and go out somewhere
N.Malfoy: That sounds wonderful
Prongslette: yeah, I would love that. How about a day out in diagon alley?
N.Malfoy: Oh yes, definitely
PhoeMalfoy: so mama ...
Drachoe: about that important news ...
N.Malfoy: I'm all ears #listening
Prongslette: well you know Dray and I are married
ImPANsexual: Phoe and I will be married soon
N.Malfoy: Yes ...
Prongslette: Phoe is pregnant!
N.Malfoy: #shocked
ImPANsexual: Harry is pregnant too!
N.Malfoy: #moreshocked
Drachoe: mom?
PhoeMalfoy: how are you taking all this?
N.Malfoy: IM CRYING IM SO HAPPY
N.Malfoy: MY BABIES ARE ALL GROWN UP!!! IM GOING TO BE A GRANDMA!!!