luke:
i cannot stop listening to this love taylor's version
michael:
HELLO??
ashton:
LUKE??
luke:
it's me, hi
doctor atlas:
you have been off the grid for a month.
luke:
yes
sorry
thao🦄:
hi ??
wtf
are you okay
luke:
okay so here's the sitch
i went to san francisco with max
pretty sure i told you guys about that
it went bad
like i knew it would
so basically
when i was 17 right before i moved out here for school i tried to run away because parents mainly my dad
and i told max and he got all pissed about it so i asked jacob to drive me out to adelaide
and i get there and i'm there for a couple days then my parents find me tear me a new one and bring me back to syd
and i never knew how they found me
cally 💖💛:
idkhow tease
ashton:
calum.
luke:
dallon tease <3
ashton:
LUKE.
luke:
so anyway
when i talked to jacob
he told me max told my parents back then
so i confronted max about it
and HE got pissed at ME because apparently i should've been fucking grateful that i had better parents than he did?
i nearly lost my damn mind
i left him in san francisco
and promptly drove eight hours back down california, showed up on calum's door at like midnight
cally 💖💛:
it was 5am
luke:
that too
and now i'm here
michael:
there is still literally an entire month missing in this story
luke:
that's not important
thao🦄:
um
it definitely is
luke:
it was just spent with lots of crying and reevaluating my life
michael:
did you go to new york?
connecticut
wherever the fuck yale is
luke:
connecticut
michael:
that
luke:
we did
doctor atlas:
we?
luke:
me and cal
doctor atlas:
ah
luke:
yeah
we went there
looked at a few apartments
reevaluated a few more things
now i'm here
ashton:
and here is....?
luke:
home
michael:
okay so ur still in la
you haven't moved
cally 💖💛:
they're with me
luke:
i am
doctor atlas:
i mean
well
at least you're alive??
luke:
yes
thao🦄:
i could kill you
IVE BEEN SO FUCKING WORRIED
AND ALL CAL HAS BEEN SAYING IS THAT YOU'RE FINE
michael:
have you been saying that to all of us
cally 💖💛:
yes
luke didn't want questions
so
luke:
but i'm okay
so it's fine
i'm sorry i ghosted
i didn't mean to
things just kinda happened like that
i won't go off the grid again, i swear
i know you were all worried
i missed u all
ashton:
we fucking missed you too
at least you had cal
luke:
yes
he's very good
cally 💖💛:
wow
i'm just good
doctor atlas:
damn
luke:
DONT EVEN
i don't even wanna hear it
how many kisses do i give you every day
cally 💖💛:
a lot.....
michael:
?/'.;,';.',.'';"???>">:.">"?">:>
ashton:
WTF
luke:
WOAH?
i'm JOKING
cally 💖💛:
do i mean nothing to u🥺
luke:
god you are everything
ashton:
nothing has changed
thao🦄:
cake making ashton want to kill himself part 567483492
luke:
but it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout🎶🎶🎶
cally 💖💛:
it's actually been three-hundred eighty-nine days and eleven hours but i digress
luke:
i-
thao🦄:
DAMN
ashton:
YOU WERE SO QUICK W IT
cally 💖💛:
well
we met on christmas eve last year
and it's january 17th
so
three-hundred eighty-nine days
michael:
was it really christmas eve
cally 💖💛:
no i'm lying for shits and giggles
michael:
i hate you so bad
cally 💖💛:
i love you too micool
michael:
FUCK OFF.
luke:
HEHEHHEHEH
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: how funny would it be if we just dropped the news right now]
luke:
BABY
NO
cally 💖💛:
why not
it'd be so funny
luke:
it would be
but
still
no
cally 💖💛:
are you ashamed of me
luke:
HELLO ?
cally 💖💛:
KIDDING
IM KIDDING
luke:
you are awful
horrid boy
cally 💖💛:
but i'm just so cute
luke:
fuck
you are
i can't argue with that logic
i miss you
cally 💖💛:
i'm literally in the kitchen
luke:
that's soooooooo far
cally 💖💛:
maybe if you got out of bed for the first time all day
luke:
why would i do that
your bed is so nice
and warm
and comfy
and sooo perfect for you to come have sex with your pretty boyfriend
cally 💖💛:
wow
okay
we have things to do
luke:
:(
fine
i'll get out of bed but i'm not gonna like it
cally 💖💛:
on second thought
don't move
luke:
WOOOOOO
cally 💖💛:
horrid
....
[incoming message from ashton in when will luke return from war: where'd calum go i have a science question]
doctor atlas:
what like
science-science?
or astrophysics
because that's what he does
not normal science
ashton:
omg
doctor atlas:
i can answer science questions
ashton:
i love you so fucking much
you are so cute
are you jealous because i'm asking calum a science question
doctor atlas:
NO
IM JUST SAYING
ashton:
you're adorable
and it's a physics question
i've seen your old physics work
let's not ask you about that
doctor atlas:
WOW
michael:
me personally, i wouldn't stand for that
doctor atlas:
THANK YOU
ashton:
i still don't know where calum went
@calum
where'd you go
hellooooooo
michael:
he was literally just here
luke where's your boyfriend
doctor atlas:
LOL
luke:
he's literally inside me rn
ashton:
HHDYRENJNHJKJGOEGJHO>?C:PPW>:">:PL>
PARDON?>:L<>:>?">@L,43;4.6';3.2
michael:
LUEKBY1U8YG6789J
doctor atlas:
IMSYSO I>:?????? LUKE??"::"?:?:?
ashton:
....
luke:
hey
ashton:
my fucking god.
cally 💖💛:
hey guys
luke:
cal won't go to connecticut with me☹️
cally 💖💛:
I HAVE TO WORK
michael:
we are severely overlooking the last thing luke said in here.
luke:
i don't recall
ashton:
i need to be admitted.
michael:
luke:
oh that
so anyway
ashton:
my god
luke:
i don't wanna go to connecticut alone
doctor atlas:
uh
okay
sliding past that text once more because it's just as traumatic the second time around–
luke:
LOL
doctor atlas:
ash and i are like an hour and a half from connecticut
we can just drive up for the day or something
luke:
☹️
i want cal
ashton:
so what are we then huh
are we nothing to you
is that it
it's calum or nothing?
luke:
.....
well, yeah
cally 💖💛:
hngnghgnnhnh
you're adorable
i still have to work
luke:
sad
i'm gonna miss you so much
michael:
how long are you gonna be gone?
luke:
too fucking long
cally 💖💛:
six days.
he is going to be gone six days
he leaves thursday night and he'll be back wednesday afternoon
luke:
TOO LONG
cally 💖💛:
sweetheart
it'll be okay
take one of my hoodies or something
luke:
oh i was already gonna do that
ashton:
vomits
michael:
HAHAHAHAH
luke:
LOOK
i'm gonna miss him is all
he's my favorite person
doctor atlas:
we know
ashton:
we know
michael:
we know
thao🦄:
we know
cally 💖💛:
PFFTTT
luke:
well
damn
cally 💖💛:
LOL
you're my favorite person too
luke:
🥺👉👈
cally 💖💛:
i still can't go to connecticut with you
luke:
doctor atlas:
adorable
ashton:
are you dating yet
luke:
i-
cally 💖💛:
no
michael:
liars
thao🦄:
little lying liars
cally 💖💛:
he's barely recovered from their last relationship do you really think they're ready for another one
luke:
yeah that
ashton:
hmm
doctor atlas:
sus
luke:
NOT YOU TOO?
cally 💖💛:
you know if we were dating we would tell you
michael:
that is true
y'all can't keep secrets to save your lives
ashton:
true
[incoming message from cally 💖💛: LOL]
luke:
you're so sweet
going to bat for me
cally 💖💛:
of course
you are my very pretty boyfriend
luke:
you think i'm pretty <3
cally 💖💛:
the prettiest boyfriend in the whole wide world
who also needs to hurry up and put their clothes on so we can go
luke:
pppfffttt
cally 💖💛:
the sooner we leave the sooner we can go back home
luke:
ok ok
coming
as in walking down the stairs
not–
cally 💖💛:
luke.
luke:
cally 💖💛:
you are so fucking cute.
luke:
:D
——
a/n- heyyyyy. how y'all doin'😅
so basically. what had happened was.
i moved on w my life and shit but then shit happened and now i'm violently depressed and i needed fun, so. here we are.
heheh.