Buzzfeed Unsolved Intro
Kageyama : Welcome to Haikyuu Unsolved Supernatural
Hinata : Where we try to prove that ghost are real.
Kageyama : This week on Haikyuu Unsolved, we have special guests with us
Hinata : Yes, it is our beloved teammate, Yamaguchi and Tsukishima!
Yamaguchi : Hi
Tsukishima : Why the fuck did you made me do this?
Kageyama : Shut the fuck up and let us continue!
Tsukishima : Whatever, King
Kageyama : You son of a-
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Hinata : You done?
Tsukishima : Yes
Yamaguchi : So...
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What are we going to hunt?
Hinata : The mysterious La Llorona!
Kageyama : Boke! You didn't told me anything about the next mystery!
Yamaguchi : Isn't La Llorona from Mexico?
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Isn't that miles from Miyagi?
Tsukishima : His mind is short like his height
Hinata : Stingyshima, you motherfu-
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Hinata : With that out of the way
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I have plan this in advance!
Tsukishima : Didn't know you could plan anything
Hinata : You motherfu-
Suga : Hinata, take your pills!
Yamaguchi, shock : wtf
Hinata : *drinks his pills*
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I'm feeling much better!
Kageyama : Boke, I've been tossing for you for half a year and you didn't tell me about your medication?
Hinata : My life
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Anyway, I already booked plain tickets to go to America.
Yamaguchi : Isn't La Llorona from Mexico?
Hinata : Yes, and I did some research and there's this park names after it
Kageyama : How did you get the tickets?
Hinata : ...
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You're asking too many questions!
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But before we go there, let's cleanse ourselves.
The gang goes to a church and they meet the person that Hinata and Suga has offer to help
Hinata : Hello, Father Asahi
Father Asahi : Hello there, Hinata
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You're going to cleanse yourselves?
Kageyama : Yes
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You got any milk here?
Father Asahi : Come and let me tell you about the spirit you're going to face later in Mexico
Yamaguchi : Huh?
Tsukishima : What is it?
Yamaguchi : Why does this stained glass painting of God looks like Father Asahi?
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Does that mean-
Hinata : Yamaguchi! Stingyshima! C'mon!
Later...
Father Asahi : Now...
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La Llorona is an evil spirit of a woman that searches for her late children who she drowned.
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It's a popular cautionary tale in Latin culture, it has many interpretation based of the family.
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But... because you four are men... be careful.
Kageyama : Why?
Father Asahi : Because... you'll find out
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Let me cleanse you with my holy water
Pours holy water all over them
Father Asahi : Goodbye! *closes church's door*
Hinata : That was fun!
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Let's go!
They go to the airport
Time at the airport
Kageyama : *buys 10 milk boxes*
Hinata : *runs around the airport*
Yamaguchi : *at McDonalds buying soggy fries*
Tsukishima : *listening to music while waiting for Yams to finish buying his fries*
The crew : Suga, Hinata's mental support : *reading a mom magazine*
Daichi, the cameraman : *talking on the phone with his siblings*
Tanaka and Nishinoya, the senpais who just want to tag along : *running around with Hinata*
Airport lady : Ukai's plane going to USA will be flying in twenty minutes
Suga : Oh shit-
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Daichi...
Daichi, finished with his call : yeah?
Suga : Where are the kids?
The parents are searching for their lost children
Suga found Yamaguchi and Tsukishima at McDonalds
Daichi found Kageyama at the store
They found Hinata coming out of the toilet
And Tanaka and Nishinoya at a ramen restaurant.
Suga : Quick!
They sprint to their plane stop
They're handing their passports
Hinata : I think I left my passport in the bathroom...
Tanaka : What are you waiting for? Go get it, Hinata!
Hinata runs to the bathroom and found his passport! In the toilet
He runs back and gave his passport
Airport lady : *disgusted*
Hinata : Don't question it!
Finally they board the plane
They made it safely at America, well not so safe
Flashback
Yamaguchi : Is it just me or the plane is going downwards?
Hinata : Really? We haven't made it yet
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I could still see the ocean
Tsukishima : shut the fuck up will ya?
The mom next Suga : *glares and covers her child's ear*
Suga, nervous : I-I'm sorry, my children are... something else
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Wait, are we falling?
Tanaka and Nishinoya : Woo-hoo!
Kageyama : Boke! Hinata Boke!
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Sit the fuck down!
Hinata, floating because they're gonna fall : I can't!
Daichi : WHERE'S THE PILOT-
The pilots : Ukai : *sleeping*
Takeda : *got stuck in the bathroom back in the airport*
Suga : I'm too motherly to die!!
Kiyoko : *burst open the door and flies the plane herself*
Yachi : *takes Ukai away*
Present Time
Kageyama : Where are we gonna stay?
Hinata : I got that covered as well!
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*shows a flier of a hotel called Moniwa Hotel*
Daichi : That name gave me Deja Vu
They go to the hotel and sees Futakuchi as the front desk
Futakuchi : Hello, have you booked a room?
Hinata : Yes! Four rooms exactly!
Futakuchi : Oh, you must be Ukai?
Hinata : O-oh, yes!
The rest of the team : *stares at Hinata*
Futakuchi : Here you go, watch out for La Llorona
Hinata : Yes!
Kageyama : You used Coach Ukai's credit card?!
Hinata : He had US dollars currency!
Kageyama : Boke! Hinata Boke!
Hinata : Baka! Kageyama Baka!
Time to search for La Llorona
It's night time
Yamaguchi : Where are we going?
Hinata : To Agua Mansa Cemetery!
Tsukishima : If I die tonight I wanted to say, Shrimp will never be taller than me
Hinata : TSUKISHIMA-!!!
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Hinata : Woah!!
Kageyama : We have arrived at Agua Mansa Cemetery, the place where people witnessed La Llorona or something like that
*drinks milk*
Yamaguchi : Remember what Father Asahi said?
Tsukishima : "Because you four are men, be careful"
Kageyama : I'm surprised that you listened
Tsukishima : I'm surprised that you haven't died of milk allergies
Kageyama : Son a bi-
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Hinata : Get inside the chapel!
They go inside the chapel and Kageyama brings out the spirit box
Hinata : What's that?
Tsukishima : It's a brand new iPhone
Hinata : Woah, really?
Kageyama : Boke! It's a radio so we could talk to them! *slaps Hinata*
Spirit box starts
Hinata : Hello!
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Are you La Llorona
Spirit box : You little shits!
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All you want to do to see "La Llorona, La Llorona" like is she the only spirit?!
*starts cursing in Spanish*
The first years : *shook*
Suga : I guess we should leave now-
The door opens to reveal a figure
Figure : What're you doing here?
Kageyama, turns off the spirit box : ... seeing-
Suga : -the Shrine of La Llorona!
The figure steps into the light
It's Matsukawa
Mattsun : Really?
Hinata : I HATE YOUR BLOCKS!!
Daichi : What are you doing here?
Mattsun : I work here
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Get lost because Seijoh is trying to hide a body
Hinata : So there's no La Llorona here?
Mattsun : Well-
Makki : Hey, what's taking you so long?
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Oikawa's body is heavy, y'know!
Kageyama : You guys killed, Oikawa?
Mattsun : Don't question it
Iwaizumi : Get lost!! *runs to them with a volleyball in his hands*
Karasuno : *runs away*
Yamaguchi : Okay, let's head back to the hotel... I'm tired
Kageyama : Yes
Hinata : Fine...
Night 2
Hinata : We arrived at La Llorona Park
Kageyama : The most places in America where people witness her
Tsukishima : How are we gonna encounter her exactly?
Hinata : (•_•|||)
Yamaguchi : How about the swing set?
Hinata : Yes! The swings!
They go to the swing set
Suga : Do you have your baby pictures?
Hinata : Here! *shows baby Hinata
Kageyama : My sister helped me *shows baby Kageyama*
Yamaguchi : H-here! *shows baby Yams*
Tsukishima : ...
Suga : Tsukishima~
Tsukishima : *shows baby photo*
Suga : Great
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...
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They're mine now!!
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Bye, bitches-
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Yamaguchi : Now, we're gonna show it to her?
Hinata : Yup! *waved around like a maniac*
Kageyama and Yamaguchi : *did the same thing*
Tsukishima : Hi, I'm Tsukishima Kei
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And this is my life
*plays family sitcom theme song*
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Hinata : That didn't worked
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So, we-
Kageyama : We?
Hinata : Ugh... I decided to for us to walk outside near the river alone...
Tsukishima : I'm surprised that you could say those
Yamaguchi goes first
Yamaguchi, holding a camera and a flashlight : please don't kill me
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If you kill me... Tsukki will miss me
Tsukishima, back in the car : *felt something fuzzy*
Yamaguchi : La Llorona? Show yourself!
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Um... hola!
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I'm Yamaguchi Tadashi, please don't kill me-
*hears sounds*
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*jumps* what the fuck was that?!
Back in the car
Kageyama : He's back
*opens the door*
Yamaguchi : TSUKKI!!! *hugs*
Tsukishima : Yams, WTF?!?
Tsukishima's turn
Tsukishima : Hello, Weeping Woman
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I have my respect
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Oh, please do kill me... or the King... or the shrimp, but not Yams
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Ain't gonna show up?
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LOL, bye
Back in the car
Kageyama : *drinks milk while texting his sister*
Tsukishima : *knocks on the window with a scary face*
Kageyama : *spits out milk from mouth and nose* WTF?!?!??!
Yamaguchi : TSUKKI!!!
Hinata : It's your turn, Kageyama!
Kageyama's turn
Kageyama : *pulls out spirit box*
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Do you like volleyball, La Llorona?
Spirit box : No
Kageyama : *yeets the spirit box away*
Back in the car
Hinata : That was quick
Kageyama : It hates volleyball
Hinata : Where's the spirit box
Kageyama : I threw it
Daichi : *facepalm*
Hinata is last
Hinata, shouting : LA LLORONA!!!
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I'm Hinata-
Yamaguchi, back in the car : What is he doing?
Tsukishima : Doing some random shit
Hinata : Did you hear me?
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Hinata Shō-
*a hand pulled his shoulder*
??? : Shōyō
Hinata : *screams like a girl and runs away*
??? : *follows him*
Hinata : OPEN THE DOOR!!!
Kageyama : *opens the door*
Hinata : DRIVE!! LA LLORONA!! SHE'S COMING!!
Suga : Really?!
*knock knock*
They look to the window to see two golden eyes staring at them
They screamed like girls and drives away
??? #2 : Oi, Kenma!
??? #1 : What?
Kuroo : We've been searching for you
Kenma : I saw Shōyō and his friends but the screamed at my face and drove away
Kuroo : What'cha got there?
Kenma : Oh, Shōyō's camera and a spirit box
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Some guy threw it at me
Kuroo : Oh...
Yamamoto : What're you guys doing here?
Yaku : Careful, La Llorona might be here
Next Morning
Nekoma : *goes to Moniwa Hotel*
Moniwa : Woah, lots of people...
Kenma : Is Shōyō here?
Moniwa : Who?
Kuroo : Are the guys from Karasuno are here?
Moniwa : Oh, yeah
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Their on the fifth floor
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Let our bellhop boy help y'all!
Kai : No we don't-
Koganegawa : *flies them with his angry bird powers to the fifth floor*
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Glad doing business with you!
Kenma : *knocks on Hinata's door*
Hinata, opens the door : Kenma!
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What're you doing here?
Kenma : Kuroo and Yamamoto dragged us here to see the Statue Of Liberty and California...
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Here *hands camera and spirit box* you dropped it
Hinata : How did you-
Kenma : You screamed at my face
Hinata : Oops
A couple of days later
They all are in Japan now
Back at the studio
Hinata : We didn't catch La Llorona
Tsukishima : I knew it
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This will be a waste of time
Hinata : But at least we got to hangout with Nekoma!
Ennoshita, from a far : This will be a hell to edit
Kageyama : But the mystery of La Llorona will remain...
KageHina : Unsolved-
Ukai, burst the door open : WHO THE FUCK USED MY CREDIT CARD?!!?!!?!?