Poopie! I have to start packing, tomorrow morning we're going back home. There's no practice camp today so we're all going to the beach and just having fun. My face is still bruised from the chaos of yesterday but, if I lived next to a beach I'd be there everyday rain, snow, blood covered, naked, pregnant, I don't know.
I showed up fashionably late, the girls wanted to change the bikini I was wear, to a triangle top that seemed 2 sizes too small, and a thong bikini bottom that was surprisingly comfortable.
I saw Yaichi, who waved over over to me, the girls were laying out on towel, gossiping and checking the boys out. I giggled and brought Natsu over to them. "Damn you look hot!" Hana screamed. "You too" I winked at her, leaning down to give her a slight kiss on the cheek. I love this ladies. Mako walked behind me and grabbed my boobs, once again surprisingly it is very comfy the support of her hands. I look over to see the boys staring at us wide eyed. I blushed I forgot they were here. I giggled it off and wiggled my way out running to the volleyball court; the thing with beach volleyball if you don't want to get things all Sandy you gotta wear a tight and small swim suit and I'm ready to challenge these fuckers.
If Natsu wasn't here; I would play hard but it's just me and her verses Kageyama and Semi; weird combinations I know the other ones back away from the glare of the little orange haired mini me; she thinks Semi pretty so she granted him the approval to be in my presence or some shit like that. It doesn't really matter most of these dudes can pull any girl they want and if they can't pull any girl it's cause they're pulling any boys.
People always see me as this baby girl but they forget I'm a highschool student, like everyone else drugs, alcohol and sex are a topic of my life. I have not experienced them because I've had to watch Natsu for mom, but that's okay not partying is fine. One of my classmates does it for me and she tells me about it.
She's also giving me outfits to wear to practice, she says she wants to live through me and create a harem. Of course I know the boys will look at me. I am still a girl, and none of the ones who actually like girls have girlfriends. Of course they know I look at them; or Atleast I think they'd know.
"Idiot! Get your head in the game!" Kageyama screamed. I stuck my tongue out. I learned it from my bestie Oikawa. The Great King has texted me he liked me and I just told him it's the repressed homosexual feelings towards Iwaizumi.
You.
Know.
What.
He.
Said?
He said you're probably right, sometimes I really wanna get laid by my bestfriend, you know? And I replied I know completely. We call ourselves Oihina and we do it for the girls and the gays. Literally my best friend.
Kenma is like my twin flame; poor boy gets dragged into everything, showering with Natsu and I. Cooking with my mom when he visits. Teaching Natsu how to clap some cheeks in RPG games. Like he's my other half and it's fun to be with him.
I mean there's the idiot in the form of a blue eyed black haired idiot, I guess we can count him as my best friend. The time he threw me it was an impressive amount of sexual tension radiating off him. Me being a manga reader of course I can imagine if we were in an anime I'd be the protagonist and the entire fan base would be shipping up; I do love me a good enemy to lovers trope.
But sometimes the other boys are pretty too, like Kuroo, something about him actually being kindof smart compared to some of the dumbasses I'm around. You see, I may not be getting good grades doesn't mean I don't know what we're learning. I Have a family to take care of it's more important than school.
So our last day on the beach, I might ask the girls if we wanna have a competition; who can kiss the most boys wins. You see it's normal to kiss your best friends! That's why I kissed Kenma, I love that gamer boy even when his music taste is type shit; mom never lets him get aux when we drive to the shopping mall.
I'm surprised he and Kuroo aren't boning; what trope would they be. I stopped in the middle of our game to think about it right when Semi spiked it to my face. For fuck sake these bitches love hitting my face. Anyways back to my thinking; it's be the childhood friends trope.
"Are you okay?" Kita came running over. I almost started crying like this man was so pretty. If he smiled at me I hope he has my babies; wait.... never mind you didn't hear that inner thoughts.. nope...
"Ya!" I exclaimed, I excused myself from the game, it's okay Natsu can hold her own. Looking at the small firecracker she glared at the boys and they basically cost themselves points.
I walk over to the girls and lay on my back on the towel, untied the back of my bikini top and took a nap. I've been hit in the face an uncomfortable amount of times that I need to sleep before I lose my fucking marbles.
I woke up, Natsu tied my top for me and I ran into the water splashing Oikawa. He picks me up like o was a rag doll and throws me into deeper water. Oh how I wished I was in the water no my back fucking hits the hard ass chest of Ushijima. Mid sentence too; you know what he was probably saying that I got roped into, "you should have come to Shiratorizawa" and then Oikawa threw me at him. Valid response.
We've been at the beach a solid 4 hours and I'm already missing it; at noon-thirty tomorrow we have to all get on our buses to drive the hellish track home.
We're not allowed to stay long at the beach todau so we don't sleep in and get left behind. I lay in the water floating on my back. I am so lucky to be here with my friends and sister like I've never expected volleyball to finally bring me something other than self pity, I hate being self absorbed but I was the one who put 1000 effort while the bots I dragged together game 1/10 of that it's okay they're still good friends of mine to this day just they had other things to do like sports and school work and they' didn't want to get hurt.
I am so lucky I have the luxury to be able to be my own person and play my own game. Imagine having a self absorbed teammate never heard of her.
I closed my eyes and lost the breath control I had and sunk in the water. I wasn't expecting to go down so it was a difficult situation so hey wait did do they not wait for me I don't know what I'm saying my water logged brain is having a enjoyable amount of fun.
I shot up out of the water after realizing what going on, I turn to the Miya Twins who are currently trying to drown eachother with Aran and Kita trying to split them up. Alittle evil idea creeps into my head, and I walk through the water towards the four.
"Hello Hinata" Kita says while he's pulling Osamu's arm off of Atsumu's hair. I smile back and continue walking up to them and pat Osamu and Atsumu on the head, they both stop and stand up and look at me.
"Good boys!" I smiled and clapped my hands at them not fighting. I grabbed their hands laying a kiss on them "you princesses don't know self control." I winked and walked away; their dumbfounded faces made that entirely worth it.
I go back to the makeshift volleyball game that is going on. I stretched my back and I was ready to get into it. Beach volleyball is so fun, my favorite is when we play 2 on 2.
There's about 5 or so courts next to eachother and each having a different game, I challenged Kageyama and Ushijima to a 2 on 2 match with me and Oikawa.
Of course they agreed. "Let's do it Tooru!" I yell grabbing onto him. He just nods and gets ready. The rules of beach volleyball is alittle different from our volleyball and how you play is extremely different.
Getting off the ground is a hard part so you rely mostly on feet saves and high receives. Everyone needs to know how to set because there's only a few combonation of touches each side can do. It's a strategy based game virus our volleyball being team based.
So Oikawa and I of course being the good girls and gays we are won the first set. Stupid Ushijima and Kageyama won the second but we don't talk about that, so now it's the make or break set numver 3.
By the time we reached this set, all 4 of us had crazy stamina but we were breathing hard, and everyone who knows us and like bystanders passing by were watching the intense match. It's been really long sets nobody wanted to lose and lose the bet we made.
The bet was extremely one sided, I bet Kageyama if I won he would have to admit I was better than him, and his rebuttal was I have to do everything he says for a week. Of course I don't want to be his weird milk slave so I want to win. I don't know Oikawa and Ushijima's bet but they were as serious as Kageyama and I.
The energy was visible, the desire to win. And of course we were going to push our bodies. Every few rounds of each rally I look over to Oikawa, his knee on sand is a hard combination. The sand is uneven and hard if he steps in a hole he might not be able to get up.
So this game must mean a lot to him to go against not only his bodies screams but the screams of his beloved Iwaizumi.
By the time we finished the game everyone was already eating the dinner we brought. The sun was setting and the breeze off the water was chilling. We took a timeout so I could steal someone's hoodie. Of course it was Kageyama's cause I like his smell.
Oikawa and I have lost and that means we have to uphold our end of the bet. Oikawa had a fearful face on and he whisper in my ear what he and Ushijima bet.
I woulda threw the game if I knew that's what they were beating I wanted Iwaoi to exist and I woulda loved for it not to be a bet but it makes it so much like them, Oikawa has to confess to Iwaizumi, he told me when they were going back to their room after the beach. I just gave him the text me sign, I want the tea. I'm a teenaged girl of course tea is important.
I'm kindof tired now I think of it, after eating dinner I crawl into the chest of the nearest person, I love the smell I can't pinpoint who it is, but I mumbled thanking my knight in shining armor for being warm and smelling good.
When my eyes opened again I was in my bed in the same clothes I wore at the beach and Natsu coming out of the bathroom from her bath with the help of Kageyama. I smiled and grabbed my clothes and headed into the bathroom for a nice shower while Kageyama tucked Natsu into bed reading her a story.
When I got out of the shower and bathroom I thanked him and told him I'll see him tomorrow as he turned out the door telling us goodnight before heading back to his room.
I curled up to my little sister and we fell asleep almost instantly. Tomorrow it's back to reality and I don't know if I'm ready for it.
Authors Note: I'm really sorry for the not updating for a hot minute. I have been busy with family stuff, school, mental health, and physical therapy that's been taking up a lot of my time, I'm sorry I'm going to try really hard to update this and Autrefois more regularly I didn't forget about it I just have had a really had time recently so I hope you enjoyed this silly chapter!