Very Funny, Very Good, My Her...

By fakudeku

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I wrote this as a joke and somehow it got views so I'm continuing. It's crack, it's OOC, it's silly, but most... More

That Would Be Unholy
Greetings LGBT Community
Like Pokemon Cards
Beliefs
When In Doubt, Dont.
IK-DONALDS
Maccas Playground
The Ultra Concerning Consequence of Plus Ultra
Quiet
Name Three
Truth or Dare (Yep)
Go Brr
Izuku has Main Character Syndrome except hes actually the main character

Teachers Talk WAP

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By fakudeku

We Teach Morons
8:19pm
Yell: GUYS I JUST SAW SOMETHING
Dont: I'd be concerned if you didn't see
Yell: I wish I didn't
Yell: we're any of you aware that Midoriya knew WAP perfectly
BDSM:
BDSM: what
Yell: I just walked into the 1-A dorms and he and Togata were sitting at the kitchen counter talking and stuff
Yell: and then Ashido started playing WAP through the speakers and I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I saw Midoriya mouthing the words
BDSM: in English?
Yell: IN ENGLISH
Vlad: is this really any of our business
Yell: my therapist said to talk about my trauma with the people I love and Shouta isn't responding so I'm venting here
BDSM: sus
BDSM: why don't you ask him
Dont: I am genuinely willing to beg you not to do that
BDSM: AYYYYY ZAWA
Dont: you can't just ask a 16 year old if they know the words to a song as explicit as that
BDSM: it's not like he's being a nonce
Vlad: I doubt Midoriya would be the type to be concerned about that aspect anyway, he'd probably just get embarrassed
Yell: since when do you know anything useful about class A
Glad: Monoma
BDSM: ah

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1-A GC
8:24pm
Scarred: I have made a terrible blunder on this day
Slep: what now
Scarred: Ashido started playing a certain cardi song on the speakers when Mic was in the room
Slep: that is
Slep: there's no adjective suitable it just
Slep: is
Slep: but what does that have to do with you
Scarred: I started,,,, singing
ET: YOU WHATBDNENEN
Woke: IM CAKXLINFDNND DID HE SEE
Scarred: WOULD I BE AIRING OUT MY LAUNDRY HERE IF HE DIDNT
ET: HOLY SHIT
RockTheDwayne: this is the first time I have ever seen Bakugo smile like this what happened
ET: ReAD UpsneAHDVgwva
RockTheDwayne: oh my crimson riot
SEROtonin: CRIMSON RIOT,,,, REALLY
Scarred: don't let this distract you from my pain, come on laugh
Scarred: please so I can be prepared for he absolute shitfest humiliating hell that will be English class tmr
ET: this is reall tragic for you
Scarred: and entertaining for you
ET: absolutely ;)))))

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Yell: what am I supposed to do with this knowledge
Dont: nothing
Yell: does erasure work on getting rid of the forbidden knowledge
Dont: not now and not ever
BDSM: how many times is this
Dont: 8576th time hes asked since high school
BDSM: damn boy

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Katy: I wanna watch the world burn
Slep: I brought the gasoline
Slep has added Dont, BDSM and Yell to the chat
Scarred:
ET: HOLY SHIT WHY BOHHT
Yell: HELLO
Scarred: I am giving you 10 seconds Hitoshi
Slep: even Bakugo is more generous
Scarred: start
Scarred: r u n n i n g
SEROtonin: ok but the stories aren't adding up did Mido sing WAP or just mouth the lyrics
ET: DOES IT MATTER
Yell: so that confirms my sightings
Scarred: I suddenly understand the seething rage kacchan feels at all of your existences on any given day
Slep: I'm not dead
Scarred: yet :)
Dont: murder is illegal, Midoriya
Scarred: you say that now but when kacchan is trying to throw me off a building in training tmr ur gonna be real quiet
Scarred: how do you delete messages
Slep: holy shit
ET: he really went for sensei damn
Woke: dare I say it
SEROtonin: say it
Woke: wig,,,,,,
Scarred: does erasure work to erase cursed events, such as my birth?
BDSM: and that's 1
I get lifted: greetings LGBT community
Woke: URARAKA LEARN TO READ THE ROOM ORBWJJSSHJEJEJE
ET: aizawa been real quiet since Mido went for his weave like that
Scarred: DDJEJJEJENENESHUTUP
The90s: what has transpired here
Scarred:
The90s: oh my
Scarred: events.
Scarred has banned Yell, Dont , and BDSM.
Scarred: nobody talk to me for the foreseeable future, thanks

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