Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out to attend a party.
You can't blame us, we were taught to rebel at such a young age.
From, The Kids