Me:
It's Kim Taehyung, isn't it?
If that's how you spell your name
Unknown Number:
No it's Patrick 😠
Me:
Lol just say it
Unknown Number:
Pft
As if u've forgotten my name
I rly doubt it
Me:
How are you so certain?
Unknown Number:
Dude
Duh?
We're talking about ME
How can anyone forget ME?
...
Fine, I give myself a lil too much credit,
Me:
It's 12am dollface
Why aren't you asleep yet?
Unknown Number:
R u chasing me away?
Don't u dare ignore me 🤡🥲
Me:
I wasn't
...
People are supposed to be sleeping at this hour
Plus, I have to work tomorrow
Unknown Number:
Must be tough Hyung
U and ur millionaire CEO duty 🥲
I'll be the Anastasia to your Christian Grey 🥺
Me:
Lol
Like I said, it's 12AM
We can do about this whole thing later
Unknown Number:
Do what?
Me:
Whatever it is that we have
Unknown Number:
What DO we have?
Me:
YOU tell me.
Unknown Number:
Hmm...
For starter, u expected me to message u in about few more days ahead right?
Cuz I'm supposed to be "prideful"?
Me:
Oh?
Unknown Number:
I'm fully convinced u're trying rlyyyy hard to chase me away even tho it's obvious u don't want me to leave
Me:
Now now, why would you think that?
Unknown Number:
U decided to give me ur number before we even started
U're gambling like crazy
As much as ME!
Me:
Haha....
Keep going
Unknown Number:
So, right now, u're waiting to see if I'm one of those simple bitches who has too much pride on my own fucking head to bear
I am, trust me
And so are you
But this has nothing to do with that
Me:
Really?
Mm, I'm pretty sure it does.
Unknown Number:
U're a bastard
U're just testing me and urself
U're waiting to see if I'm gonna message u firsthand, so it's gonna take me a few days to gather up my courage
But listen, it's not gonna work since I'm risking my pride for you
Me:
You're betting inflexibly on the wrong thing.
Unknown Number:
Admit it. I'm right
Me:
...
You're right.
I, too, am risking myself just to give you my number
Unknown Number:
I WON!
Did I pass the test????
Omg let's call right here right now
I'll moan across the line for u
Me:
We can't talk on the phone right now
Unknown Number:
What? Why? R u not alone or smth?
Me:
Um
Unknown Number:
Wait don't tell me you have a gf/wife
Me:
Haha. Why?
Are you afraid of being a home-wrecker?
Unknown Number:
Home wrecker??
Lololol nvm that, I know you don't like me that way
Me:
Ugh, true
How can you tell?
Unknown Number:
I don't say this a lot but...
We have such a nice sexual chemistry, didn't we? We just react to each other
Even though ur not gay u sure know what to do, I'm impressed
I've met millions similar to u, yet, u have smth I want, and I have smth U want.
For the first time in my life I don't feel guilty, I don't feel like I'm using anyone
It's so mutual it's almost surreal, y'know what I mean?
U're perfect!
Me:
You've flattered me too much 💞
Unknown Number:
Even tho I absolutely detest ur personality
U're a douchebag and I can't imagine ever bonding with whatever shitty attitude u got up there. I can't get along with you as a person, but as a toy?
Damn it it's so fucking hot...
Soulfully AND physically
My knees were trembling
Like it's so worth it
Me:
Shit...
fuck
Unknown Number:
Y? Do u not feel the same?
Don't u dare deny it, u dun have an out with this one
That's too much work for me cuz I rly want u right now
I'm sure we were hormonally connected or something...
Like red sex knots just tied itself to ur pinky and mine
Me:
Lol omg please no XD
Idk, I guess
I don't know if we should be in an affair right now
It's just...
It's wrong
Unknown Number:
But my goodness doesn't it feel right?
Me:
Yeah, hence why I'm worried...
Confused even
Unknown Number:
Alright, don't be shy, I won't use any of this against u so...tell Dr. Taehyungie everything my sweet dom
Me:
Of course, I feel like I can trust you.
I have a girlfriend, and I would love to propose to her when the time's right.
But right now, as you can see, I'm not doing so great. I thought with her by my side it would magically fix my mental state as I'm supposed to be "happier". That's not true.
And I think I'm worrying her
Me:
So why?
Why do I want you so bad even though I have everything I ever wanted?
I've just suspected that maybe I'm a suppressed homosexual, so with you around, I'm no longer suppressed.
It's like you carried around a scissor and snipped my leash.
After all, you're fucking gorgeous
I mean as any normal human being whether or not I'm male or non-binary, my gay side is bound to awaken after seeing YOU
Unknown Number:
Well shit...
That was really really gay um...
Me:
Taehyung-ssi
Unknown Number:
I mean, I know I'm a narcissist and I love it
Thank u for the compliment but we're talking about sumn more important here lmao 😅💞
If we can't clear out ur confusion I can't have ur dick up my ass m'kay? >:T
Me:
?
But, I wasn't complimenting you...?
Unknown Number :
😟 u didn't know that was a compliment???
Are u like....one of those ppl who's very bad with words?
What u just said about me is considered a compliment tho 🤡
Me:
What?
I'm not stupid
Unknown Number:
Dr. Taehyungie doubts u very much
Me:
No, what I meant was...
Uh, how do I put it?
It wasn't a compliment because me saying all that wasn't under the intention of "flattering" you, per se,
Like...I wasn't trying to get on your good side
I was just stating the obvious, a fact.
The fact that you're gorgeous is undeniable, and if you deem it as a compliment, it offended me...
Strongly
Because it's not
I'm not your bitch
Unknown Number:
...
Me:
Please elaborate
Why are you silent
Unknown Number:
😟 can we please move on from this topic? U're creeping me tf out
I'm never gonna say "thank u" when someone compliments me ever again
My pride, ruined 🔪
Unknown Number:
And ofc UR NOT MY BITCH!
What an earth did u think a compliment is???
Is that ur POV?? Have ppl complimented u so much for ur greatness ur starting to assume it's all sugarcoating???
Me:
Yes?
Unknown Number:
Ah—
Ha..............
I
🥺 I feel so sorry for u
Me:
Cut the bullshit.
Let's discuss about what we have
Unknown Number:
Ah...right. The most important thing
Me:
So tell me, Dr. Taehyungie-ssi
What do u know about this thing that we've discovered?
Is my love for my girlfriend completely fake? Considering how much I want you so bad yet I don't feel guilty at all even though I should?
Unknown Number:
Sounds like U don't know the difference between love and lust
U've never been attracted to someone before?
Me:
What do you mean?
Unknown Number:
It's true love if u love someone and not want something back from them, right?
And because of that, you can just live like that without wanting anything at all from her
But what about ur body?
That's why our intercourse meant something
Unknown Number:
There's no string attached because ur body and penis is WHOLLY different from ur genuine love for her
But it reacts to my body as well
It's not that you don't love her
Your body just loves mine
And mine loves yours
Me:
Tell me more
I'm curious
I assumed my genitalia should react on how sexually interested I am from the things she does that turns me on
Unknown:
No!
That's different, that's called "making love"
But what u and I just had is called pure and RAW "fucking"
No strings attached
Me:
Then...
I was attracted to you?
Unknown Number:
Ur dick was
Me:
Oh...
That's accurate
Men do sometime speak with their dicks
Unknown Number:
Listen
Most ppl who date cuz of sex think they are soulmates, but their "verbal communication" would only last 2 weeks or sum shit so they have to cut ties afterward
Which you SHOULDN'T if the fucking was so unique to you in a sexual way
They lost parts of themselves over "dumb dating"
Unknown Number:
It's called the encounter of the forbidden fruit's stages
Or something like that
Me:
That's a lot of 'the'
Unknown Number:
Like lowkey, I know right?
So now that we know the system
...
All we have to do now is find out how to beat it
Me:
I get where you're going with this.
Unknown Number:
Good boy
Me:
So...what you're saying is that
I will never find someone like you ever?
Unknown Number:
Pft course u will
it's just we don't find it, it finds us
Like a serendipity
Except instead of butterflies and rainbows in ny tummy it's your cum filling up my gut Hyung
My*
Me:
Ugh Taehyungie-ssi, please 🤦🏻♂️
Unknown Number:
What?
I'm being honest!
Now are we meeting some time or what?
Me:
Are you serious?
lol
Maybe you're just horny
Maybe I'm not like that
Maybe I can control this...
This beast
Unknown Number:
Do u even hear urself??
U called urself a beast, Jungkook!!!
U KNOW how different u r during sex and now tell me does that happen with ur gf??
Did u ever go haywire with her before in bed??
Because after what happened with us earlier, I'm fully convinced u never showed this side of u before...much less 🤡 know it even existed
Me:
We're more of a vanilla couple...
Unknown Number:
EXACTLY! Tsktsk u sure r a stubborn ass man
Everyone's like this fyi
Me:
So what?
Am I holding some cursed object?
Do I need an exorcist?
Or to get rid of it?
Unknown Number:
Ugh c'mon Jungkookie! Don't be so panicky, okay???
It's a gift!
Me:
I really don't want it
Unknown Number:
U've been this way all along tho
Me:
....
Unknown Number:
Just take the gift and accept it as it is u ungrateful millionaire
Just cuz the doll is haunted doesn't mean u have to return it
Just tame it...make it urs and under ur control
Tf imagine the godlike shit u can do with that
It ain't hard when u got the right exorcist to help
MMEEEEEE
This guy!
DR. TAEHYUNGIE-SSI!!!
Me:
Fuck you're hot
...
Is thinking that you're hot considered cheating?
Unknown Number:
🥱🤦🏻
U know what ur ginormous penis needs?
To get it to WORK IT!!
U need to bang more bruh BANG BANG
like the fucking song by Jessie J
Me:
I can't...
I'm not gay
Unknown Number:
😔 omg
U're 🤡
Me:
I'm not anywhere near the type of people you are, Taehyung
Like I trust you're not getting paid to seduce me
But I can't let that near me
Fooling around with people like you do
I don't have time to find out whether I like guys or non-binaries since all of my life has already fallen RIGHT into place
Unknown Number:
That's what it is
You're lucky as hell cuz u got your life together
But have you got yourself together?
Me:
...
I can't argue with that
You're good at this Taehyung-ssi
Wait
What if you're making all this thing up just to fuck me?
Unknown Number:
Hey hey be flattered cuz I don't fall into dicks or vaginas okay?
They fall into me THEN love it sooo hard that they regret it cuz they got FUCKED UP
Me:
Woah lol
I guess you're just doing so much for me then
Thank you.
I don't know why
Actually don't answer nev|
Unknown Number:
FOR THAT DEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me:
👁👄👁
*le sigh*
You changed username Unknown Number to username Kim Taehyung
Kim Taehyung:
🤣 u're actually fucking funny
Me:
So...what am I supposed to call this?
Kim Taehyung:
Hmmm....idk never thought about it
Me:
Aren't you supposed to be someone who's always prepared for anything your body aims for?
Kim Taehyung:
Idk? I never made a relationship I usually just hit ppl up whenever I'm horny
But this?
So we gotta adapt and compromise this shit to overcome any obstacles
Me:
Friends with benefit?
Kim Taehyung:
Ew no too much
Hmm 🤔
We're gonna fuck constantly
But we ain't friends yet
We know jackshit about each other and we don't wanna know
We're buddies then
Partners
Sex partners
Fuck buddies
Yeahhhh
Fuck buddies
What do you say buddy?
Me:
Yeah?
I'm down anytime baby boy
Kim Taehyung:
🤭
Baby boy??
Me:
It was accident
I'm used to calling my girlfriend "baby girl"
Kim Taehyung:
No no...it's fine
...I
I like it
Me:
Oh?
What?
You like that?
Kim Taehyung:
It's fine
Me:
You're gonna have to be more direct, hun
Kim Taehyung:
I said you can CALL ME IT IT'S FINE
Me:
Call you what?
Dollface? Hun? Doctor?
Kim Taehyung:
Ugh NO!!
U ought to make me say it
...
If you call me baby boy...
Me:
Omg
That wasn't so hard now was it baby boy?
Please don't tell me you're bashful right now because I would love to jack off to the thought of that
Kim Taehyung:
No I'm not blushing!!! >.<
How would u know that??
Don't be such a faggot
Me:
Wtf XD
So adorable
Kim Taehyung:
Adorab—
Stop shitting around, u said u're not trying to be my bitch
Me:
Did I?
Kim Taehyung:
Don't do this please 🤡
Me:
Why? Am I offending you?
Or am I turning you on
Aren't you being a lil too naughty?
Kim Taehyung:
Fuck...
Please that's very dangerous
Me:
Come on baby
Say you love it
You loved it when I called you naughty, didn't you?
Kim Taehyung:
No I don't can you please stop speaking like that you're freaking me out
I am about to pass out
Me:
Why weren't you like this earlier?
It's fucking adorable
Be adorable more often
Kim Taehyung:
I fucking hate it here
I hate what you're doing to me
You're fucking me up
Me:
I won't stop now knowing I'm affecting you
Kim Taehyung:
I'm not adorable or anything that's your imagination, u just wanna believe what u wanna believe
Me:
The universe agrees with me you're adorable, right? Universe?
Kim Taehyung:
AHHHH
Me:
Just accept that you're a baby boy you fucking slut
Kim Taehyung:
😨 how did u assert ur dominance through text???!!
It's starting something in me
Me:
call me daddy, I'll be satisfied
Kim Taehyung:
Wtf?? No u're doing this duality switch thing again
Me:
Again? I've been this way all along though...
You said it yourself
Kim Taehyung:
Gahhh >\\\<
I shouldn't have explained anything to you now u're using my words against me!!!
Me:
Take your time baby boy
Kim Taehyung:
Taking my time...
Me:
Say it or I might take back the thought of fucking the beating life out of you until you forget your own name
Kim Taehyung:
...
D
Daddy...
Me:
...that actually worked. You're one dirty whore.
Give me the fucking context you dumb slut
Kim Taehyung:
Please I...
Fuck okay
...
I'm so sorry daddy
I've been a naughty boy
Please don't punish me
Please don't 🥺
Me:
See? That isn't so hard
Fuck you're hot
Kim Taehyung:
So what are you gonna do about it?
Daddy
Me:
Tomorrow
12pm on the 50th floor
Kim Taehyung:
Where?
Me:
My office
Doll up for me, k?
Kim Taehyung:
Holy shit I'm not ready for this
Well what do I say to ur secretary?
Daddy?
Jungkook?
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⇛ 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ⇚
Phase 7: The Titling.
The trope Taehyung utilized to describe a "dumb dating" was simply to poke fun of the abstract of love coming from sexual intercourse firsthand.
When a loving couple blossomed from such an embarrassing beginning, Taehyung addressed this matter to Jungkook as a "waste" of a good sex which you can only purchase in this particular, exclusive person.
To both of them, including personal, dark, and twisted desires into a love life is a big no-go, as love life to them means commitment, commitment means grappling every asshole cell in their body to forge a perfect result.
Jungkook and Taehyung are in fact, prideful and arrogant with their heads held up high, they are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, in high definition to the poor as "eat the rich."
It takes one to know one, they both randomly picked a nobody stranger amongst a crowd and made them the victim of their quipping fest, all to simply turn each other on and...
Like serendipity. Unexpected yet unexpectedly agreeable. There are no romantic feelings, simply sexual attractions, for the first time ever, Jungkook is attracted to someone without falling in love with them; not that he often falls in love.
Still, this is a forgoing journey of a beautiful skirmish, let's see how long they can keep this up without any internal conflict.
⇛ 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐃𝐓 ⇚
⇛ 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 ⇚
Anyways 🥺🥺 I edited this chapter and it's working. Lately, I've been very proud of these edits, each chapter I'm starting to love and care about But It's Fun again 🥰🥰🥰
Finally!! After 6 months of absolutely no heart for this, I'm really, really starting to regain that proud, excitement I had when I first wrote the first few chapters for BIF.
Guys 👁👄👁 I think I might actually continue this story until I finished it damn
I just lack moral support that's all I need 🥺💞
PS. WAIST KING OMG LOOK AT THIS PIC AND TELL ME HE'S NOT BOTTOM
Please vote and comment, it would mean a lot to me 🥺💖