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𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍
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[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖'𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚅]
"She left..." I sighed.
"Then invite her back dipsh- dishsoap!" Sapnap yelled, then remembering Bad was in the call.
"...yeah, hold on...I'll do it in a minute." I chewed on my fingernail in concentration and thought.
"Dude, just add her back already, what's stopping you?" George asked in a calm tone.
"N-nothing...I just remember something like that happening to me."
"Like what? We can't read your mind." Bad comforted.
"Universal...I kissed a girl at universal, just like that." I smiled at the memory, Bad gasped dramatically.
"Dude! Pog, you found her!" Sapnap recalled, I definitely told him a story similar to hers. "That guy's name was Clay, you're Clay! Green eyes, Florida?" He laughed. "Dude it's you!"
"No...I'm sure it was some other guy...it can't be..."
"Then what was the girl's name?" George pressed.
I stuttered on my words. "(Y-(Y/N)..."
"Tell her!" Bad egged on.
"Tell who what?" A feminine voice asked after a small ding sounded. One of the others must've called her back.
"(Y/N)!" I yelled.
"Clay!" She yelled back in the same tone aside from slight panic and confusion in her voice. "Hi!" My heart melted at her confused and adorable voice.
"Hi!" I replied.
"Sorry if I made you uncomfortable...I call my friends babe sometimes." She apologised.
"No...no it's fine." My heart hurt for a second. Friends.
"Sorry, should we carry on or start again?" Irony asked, sounding guilty.
"No, it's fine we stopped!" George reassured. "Don't worry about it." I could hear the grin in his voice.
For an odd reason this sparked a form of jealousy within me, perhaps it was because I had finally found Universal girl.
We eventually picked up where we left off and finished the video, Bad had killed Irony and George killed me last minute, just as the Enderdragon was about to die.
"DAMN IT!" I slammed my desk.
"That was fun though!" Irony cheered. "Congratulations!"
"Thank you, Irony, at least you're not bitter like someone." Sapnap laughed.
"Shut up..."
"Sorry if I slowed you guys down back there." Referring to the 'babe' incident.
"Don't worry about it, babe." Sapnap teased.
"Shove off." Irony scoffed. "I was trying to be nice but never mind. But really, tell who what?"
"Oh just Dream need to tell-"
I screamed over the rest of his talking so Irony couldn't hear. I don't know why, perhaps it was just to avoid the embarrassment if she's talking about another guy.
"Jesus, Clay!" Irony flinched. "My volume was all the way up." She laughed.
"Sorry." I sheepishly laughed.
"Did you like Clay's screaming?" Nick suggestively joked.
"Oh my god...nope, I'm leaving." Irony hung up again and I heard a small ping from one of the other's phones.
Sapnap exhaled sharply through his nose, not quite a laugh. "She just texted me, 'I didn't enjoy the screaming but at least I wasn't the one making him scream'. Then she added a winky face."
"Oh my god!" George burst out laughing.
"Huh? I don't get it."
"Don't worry about it, Bad." I felt myself getting flushed.
"Just don't worry about it..."
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[𝚈 / 𝙽'𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚅]
I sent Clay my recording and started to scroll through my phone.
Deciding to finally post on instagram, I put out a photo from a few months ago on the internet for everyone to see.
Ironicgiggling
✈︎ur mom's house
Ironicgiggling : closest thing to a face reveal your gonna get.
Sagedavis_ : ha, suck it. I already know what she looks like 😌
➪Dreamwastaken : @sagedavis_ wish I were you rn 😔
➪notatoxicstan : @sagedavis_ omg just leak her face already.
➪Sagedavis_ : @notatoxicstan no❤️
Dreamwastaken : I think your silhouette is pretty🥺
➪sapnapinsta : @dreamwastaken simp
➪georgenotfound : @dreamwastaken simp
➪ Dreamwastaken : @sapnapinsta sHe souNds pRetTy. Stfu
➪ironicgiggling : @sapnapinsta make a move.
➪ironicgiggling : @dreamwastaken simp
➪dreamstan111 : @dreamwastaken omg who are you talking about?!!???
Killmenow : I bet you're so pretty omg
User342 : AND SHE POSTS
Oopsiesyoupoopsie : IRONY‼️ IRONY‼️Hello 😀👋 do your shoes need shining? 🤔👟Irony 😳‼️IRONY please 🥺😫Do you need coffee? ☕️Come back 😩PLEASE 🥺😤🤑don't go away from me 🥺IRONY PLEASE 😩😩
➪ironicgiggling : my shoes are fine but I'll take the coffee 😃😃
Bigmanemery : do a face reveal, bet you're smokin'
➪ironicgiggling: I don't smoke 😃
Minawastaken : guys, let her take her time with a face reveal if she even wants to do one
➪ironicgiggling : @minawastaken thank you 💕
Jasonvvsexy: take me back, darling
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Stretching in my chair, I let out a large yawn. I almost laughed at the comments on my post but was too tired to do so.
I collapsed onto my bed with fatigue, a dirty plate on my desk and the covers wrinkled under my body.
Fluttering shut, my eyelids felt heavy as I checked the time. 1:23am.
I groaned and pulled myself up, brushing my teeth and washing my face before going to bed.
I've been getting better at following a routine at this point, if it weren't one in the morning - I would've said that this was a perfect way to end the day.
Oh how I wish I didn't get a call...
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ᴼᴺᴱ ᴰᴬᵞ ᴸᴬᵀᴱᴿ
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It was the day of my first MCC, Sage had woken up late, ending up in me making breakfast and over salting it and small burnt pieces on the edge.
As she groggily trudged from her room into the kitchen - and yawned as she did so - she asked. "Who were you talking to last night? You sounded-" she yawned, -"mad."
I cringed at the memory. "...it was Jason." I shamefully mumbled.
Even in her tired state I knew she would get pissed. "And you picked up?"
I nodded and slid a plate of bacon, eggs and toast towards Sage along with a knife and fork.
"(Y/N)..." she whined. "You know how hurt you were!"
"I know! I'm sorry...I just missed the sound of his voice, okay?"
"Well, at least you were mad at him." She shrugged, letting- the subjects go as she took a bite out of a charred piece of bacon. Sage coughed as she swallows it down. "Jesus..."
"Sorry." I cringed. "I'll be in my room for a while."
"For MCC right?" She asked after swallowing another bite of burnt bacon.
"Yeah, you can come in and watch if you want?" I asked with a hopeful tone, knowing I'd want her moral support.
"Sure, should I commentate?" She joked. "Just hollering in the back?"
I giggled. "I mean you can if you want."
"Wait, for real?" I nodded and grinned.
A thought popped into my head. "I think you and Sapnap would get along."
"A...snapmap?" I chuckled at the mishearing as he'd bashed me for calling him that a few days ago.
"Sapnap. I did a video with him yesterday."
She laughed. "Unusual name." She got a glass of water and took a long drink out of it.
"I'm sure that isn't his real name but I'm sure you'll find it out of your first date." I said casually.
Sage almost spat out her water. She swallowed roughly, coughing violently. "I hate you."
"You love me really~"
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It was now later in the day, a ten minutes until my first MCC. I turned off my webcam as I had a Zoom meeting an hour ago and started a stream. Winning PoV.
My stream starting soon screen popped up, the small dinosaur - holding a five-petaled flower with a wonky stem - icon in the corner dancing.
Immediately people started flooding in and spamming the chat.
After a few minutes of reorganisation of my extremely messy desk, law text books shoved to one side.
"Hi everyone! Welcome, welcome to the winners point of view." I giggled cheerfully. Putting a blank screen on my stream for a second, I logged into the MCC server and played some chill music.
The stream now showed my blue character punching the screen as I ran to find my teammates. I eventually found them. We were the Yellow Yaks: me, WilburSoot, TapL and Tommyinnit.
I vaguely remember talking with Tommy in the SMP group chat.
I joined their discord and they were just as shouty and load as when I joined George, Dream, Sapnap and Bad's call the other day.
"Uh, hello!"
...
"TOMMY, NO." I heard a British voice yell.
"WOMAN!"
"Hello Wilbur, TapL." I addressed, ignoring Tommy and his obnoxious comments - giggling in my mind. Sage walked in and collapsed into my bed, scrolling and giggling on her phone.
"Hi Irony!" They greeted.
"Are you ready to win boys?" I asked, sipping on a cup of water so my voice didn't break.
"Hell yeah!"
"Brilliant, all I want to do is beat Dream in parkour." I made my motive very clear, remembering how he flew past me in the practice rounds.
In rebuttal I practiced almost everyday. I'm simply...petty.
"Alright..."
I messed around a bit before the competition started, reading out donations and occasionally looking at the twitch chat.
A lot of comments were about my collab with the Dream Team but some of them were just hyping me up.
"So, Wilbur, are you in the dream SMP too?" I asked, as Tommy was extremely talkative towards the other Brit.
"Yup!"
"He's 'dirty crime boy'." Tommy informed, referring to the group chat.
"..."
"I'm not even gonna ask." TapL laughed.
As the number on the clock depleted, the comparison started. The first game was Get to the other side.
The game started and I leapt into the water to use my trident. Wilbur immediately fell and Tommy cackled at him.
I finished the first round in 4th place, Tommy in 9th, TapL in 13th and Wilbur - being set back from his fall - in 18th.
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I reckon I did pretty damn well for my first few events, our team in 5th place - two places behind Dream's, not that I cared that much.
Sage indeed did scream little comments every now and then.
As we were in the small enclosed space voting for which even was next, I threw my egg into Parkour Warriors, hoping everyone else did the same.
"Come on..." I drawled as the amount of chickens were fairly equal between Rocket Spleef and Parkour Warriors.
There was one person who hadn't thrown their egg yet, I directed my attention to the person, Dream.
"Please..." it seemed his decision would determine which game we played.
"I mean we'll play both anyway-"
"Shut up, Tomathy. I want to play Parkour Warriors." I grinned although my stream couldn't see it.
"Tomathy?" Wilbur asked with a cackle.
"I mean, yeah. I refuse to believe the gremlin has a name like Thomas, it doesn't suit him."
"I'm taking offence to that."
"The child's sad." Wilbur grinned.
"Awe, is he gonna cwy?" I mocked in a childish voice.
Small sniffles were sounding in my headphones.
"Tommy?"
No response, just more sniffling.
Oh shit. "Tommy...are you crying?! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take the joke so far." I panicked, leg jittering. "Are you alright? I didn't mean it, you're actually quite mature for your age...should I send you chocolates?"
A loud cackle sounded as a confused look plastered on my face, Wilbur's muffled laughter echoing in the background.
"God, I wouldn't have stopped you but, gosh woman, you sounded like you were gonna have a heart attack!" Tommy laughed.
"TOMMY! You scared me so god damn much!" I sighed in relief, leaning back in my chair. "I didn't wanna be the person who made a child cry." I teased back.
"Didn't you just say I was mature?" He fired back.
"God, children are so damn irritating." I hid the grin on my face.
"Guys, I don't mean to interrupt but the event is starting." TapL spoke.
Parkour warriors!
"Yeah! Let's go!" I prepared myself to start the course, jumping at the invisible barrier.
As the counter ended, my block character sprinted off - finessing the first few levels and being the first to beat stage 4-1.
At the next level, I fell - allowing Dream and Pete to catch up with me and they flew past.
"Chocolates..." I heard Tommy mutter with a chuckle. Karma hit him soon after as he fell.
"Perhaps they should put on child railings for you." I teased.
"Oh shush."
Sighing, I turned up the fast paced music that was already playing from a playlist and cracked my neck, leaning in and concentrating hard.
lmao she getting so into this
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Dream's obviously gonna beat her
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Tell me I'm not weird but I found that insanely attractive-
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Pog
I glanced at the chat and grinned, hoping to prove some of them wrong and started to fly past the levels, falling quite a few times as the map was slightly altered from the practice map.
As the final minutes counted down, Dream was a few jumped in front of me - on the final stage until the throne. I deafened in Discord, the voices of my teammates now gone.
"Come on..."
Dream was on the final jump, the only thing visible to me were his little green boots. I was almost there, he stood there almost as if he were teasing me, I took the leap and fell a few jumps back , "fuck", before I saw in the chat that Dream finished.
I made it to the last jump and also completed the map, five seconds to spare.
I undeafened and cheered loudly. "I beat the map!"
"Congrats, Irony!" Wilbur celebrated along with me.
"I didn't beat Dream but I finished second...I'd say I did pretty good!" My ego grew a little as I saw my name in the top 5 in the game, just below Dream.
"I'm surprised you got so far, Woman."
"Tommy...hush now." I said, voice low.
"No."
"No?"
"No."
I chuckled and sneakily joined Dream's team call.
"Congratulations Dreamie..." I drawled.
"Irony?"
"The one and only." I smirked.
"...I beat you." He pointed out.
"I'm aware," feeling bold, I decided to tease the viewers a little. "Since you beat me, maybe I should quit streaming and law school and become your full-time girlfriend instead."
The response was a choking and coughing fit, he'd inhaled too quickly along with the surprise pickup line.
"WHAT?"
"Nah I'm just playing~"
Omg
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She's stealing him from George 😡😡
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Long time viewers know that this is just her humour
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It was obviously a joke guys, c'mon
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FLERTING
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FLERTING
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Ahhh ship!
I giggled at my chat, "looks like my chat isn't happy with me, bet I'll beat you in the next event."
And with that I hung up that call and joined my team's call again.
"What was all that about?"
"I made my viewers angry with me." I chuckled. "Apparently I'm stealing Dream from George."
"I can't believe you just tried to steal GeorgeNotFound's man." Wilbur tutted. "I'm disappointed."
"Ha, my mum says that a lot."
Silence met the air.
"That you stole GeorgeNotFound's man or that she's disappointed?" Tommy laughed.
"Both, of course."
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By the end of the last event, our team was in second place: Dream's in first.
Dodgebolt was the last event to determine the winner, I should've been happy - I mean shooting an arrow was what I got clout for I suppose.
My palms started to sweat as the break time grew shorter and shorter, was I really about to win my first MCC?
Probably not, I mean I'm up against Dream for Christ's sake.
"You've got this babe." Sage grinned, brown eyes staring into mine.
"Thanks." I gave an uneasy smile. Why was I so nervous? It was a damn game!
I felt my phone buzz as I was just speaking to my chat.
I ignored it as I was streaming until my chat blew up about Dream's recent tweet.
@Dreamwastaken2 mentioned you in a tweet.
I checked it and my eyes bulged out of my head.
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dream2 @Dreamwastaken2
@ironicgiggles if I get more kills, come visit me.
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User4 @user4
HUH, WHAT.
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Poopoopeepee @poopoo
Ironicdream, ironywastaken?
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Replying to @poopoo @dreamwastaken2
dream2 @dreamwastaken2
i like ironywastaken
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Replying to @poopoo @dreamwastaken2
Irony @ironicirony
Ngl I like ironicdream better..
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Irony @ironicirony
haven't even know you for a week yet, but bet.
if you get less then ft me :)
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dream2 @dreamwastaken2
ok bet
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I soon remembered I was on stream and spoke up.
"Looks like we're gonna have to play even harder, boys." I sighed. I mean, why would he want to meet up with me anyway? I thought he would be more private than that.
"You don't sound too happy." Wilbur pointed out softly.
"No, no, I'm happy just - this is a lot more stressful that I thought." I smiled even though no one could see it.
I saw Sage in the corner of my eye shoot me a concerned look but I brushed it off quickly. It wasn't the potential of having to fly to Florida that scared me, it was the angry stans.
I sat back and closed my eyes quickly before getting back into the stream like nothing happened.
The game was about to start, my character jumping up and down in place as the countdown began.
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I sprinted for the arrow but Tommy got it before, he aimed back and missed on of Dream's teammates by an inch maybe.
"Good shot!" I reassured after he let out I sigh. "Will, watch out!"
He swerved in time before the arrow hit and the second arrow flew through the air, towards me.
It missed me narrowly before falling. I ran to take an arrow and aimed right at the walking green screen himself.
"Damn..." I missed.
TapL was hit soon, followed by Tommy. I shot one of the opponents whilst Wilbur shot the other.
Kill one.
"Nice!"
Will was shot and it was 2v1. I've got this.
If I started to get nervous then my aim would stray, so keep calm.
They shot the next arrow as the platform shrunk even further so it was a little box now. I took both arrows and as predicted, Dream went left so I shot to the left and he died. I was able to observe his plays in the practice rounds we did.
Kill two.
This left the final teammate who I hadn't played with before so I didn't know their next move. What I did know was that they didn't pick up arrows unless she had teammates or if they were both there.
So, I kept the arrow and simply jumped about.
She took the bait, thinking I was distracted before being shot.
Kill three.
"Nice one!"
Round 2
Verdict:
Dream's total kills : 5
Irony's total kills: 6
Round 3
Final round.
Verdict:
Dream's total kills: 8
Irony's total kills: 8
Irony @ironicirony
@dreamwastaken2 what to do now?
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Whatever will they do?
Btw if you're wondering why the tweet was so liked it's cause it blew up :)