*yo please read a/n*
Ashton: you're mad
Me: I'm not mad, I'm just confused
Ashton: well then why haven't you texted me? It's been two days and you haven't been replying
Me: idk
Ashton: well I miss you
Me: you always miss me
Ashton: um sorry?
Me: ughhh stop texting me, I'm mad at you
Ashton: wtf Maddie are you on your period
Me: WHAT
Ashton: you're being so weird, you're giving me mixed signals
Me: YOURE GIVING ME MOXED SIGNALS
Ashton: how?
Me: because you're hiding something from me. Calum didn't even know my name and the way he was talking to me made me feel like a fucking groupie
Me: really? Not even gonna defend yourself? Wow
Ashton: he's a dumbass, I told you to hang up
Me: so now it's my fault?
Ashton: I don't fucking know Maddie, but you just shouldn't listen to anything he says. And stop texting luke
Me: no
Ashton: please, he's just not someone you want to talk to
Me: that's funny, he said the same thing about you
Ashton: why do you want to talk to both of us at the same time anyway? That's kind of messed up
Me: it's not like I like him too, I just want to be his friend
Ashton: well I don't like it
Me:why doesn't he want me to text you?
Ashton: Jesus Christ, I guess he's just fucking jealous because he can never get a girl idk
Me: I don't believe that, have you seen him
Ashton: you're doing a great job of pissing me off
Me: same for you asswipe
Ashton: and then you say something like asswipe and I can't help but laugh, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING
Me: SO SUCK A DICK
Me: I'm hanging out with Luke at the concert
Ashton: no the fuck you're not
Me: you can't tell me what to do Ashton
Ashton: I won't let you hang out with him
Me: is that a challenge?
Ashton: no because I won't let you get near him. There's no point in you trying
Me: well I'll still try
Ashton: please don't, he's going to take you from me
Me: no he won't, he already told me :)
Ashton: God you are so naïve
Me: :(
Ashton: I'm sorry, that was mean. I just don't think you understand how great you are. Luke knows and that's why he's so interested in you
Me: could I please meet him if you were with me?
Ashton: idk Maddie, I just want to be alone with you that night
Me: where are we gonna go?
Ashton: we can do whatever you like, I'll take you anywhere
Me: :)
Ashton: I really like you Maddie
Me: I really like you too Ashton
Ashton: and all I want is to make you happy, I want to give you everything you want
Me: omg hahaha
Ashton: I mean it, if you ever need anything just tell me. You should never have to worry
Me: :)
Ashton: :)
Me: :)
Ashton: ;)
Me: winkyyyyy
Ashton: kinkyyyyy
Me: pervvvvv
Ashton: bonerrrr
Me: WAIT WHAT tahst escaladte so quidkly
Ashton: idk I'm hard again lol what's new
Me: holy shit you do get hard a lot
Ashton: I told you :(
Me: I think it means you're healthy so yay
Ashton: yes I'm a healthy boy :)
Me: what are you reading on wattpad rn?
Ashton: a story where I'm a superhero
Me: omg hahaha what's your superpower???
Ashton: incredible sex drive
Ashton: jk I can like turn invisible and cool shit
Ashton: I already have the incredible sex drive just so you know ;)
Me: my favorite superhero is batman, who's yours?? :)
Ashton: I like them all, but batman is the best ;)
Me: I'm batman
Ashton: no I'm batman
Me: you can be robin, I'm batman
Ashton: yeah you know I've always thought robin and batman had this thing going on, so sure I'll be robin
Me: omg that's sick Ashton, robin's a boy and batman's an old man
Ashton: but they're just really close, and batman makes him wear those tights just so he can see his little boy thing
Me: this is the weirdest conversation ever
Ashton: I have a great batman voice
Me: I doubt it lol
Ashton: no really, it's deep and growly you'd love it
Me: mine's better :)
Ashton: no your voice is too soft and sweet for batman, my voice is manly
Me: if you say so, you'll just have to show me in person hahaha
Ashton: ok and I'll show you my bat mobile
Me: whaaaaaaat
Ashton: and my bat cave
Me: ok you loser hahaha
Ashton: you should totally be catwoman, those two are hot together
Me: fine, I'll be Selina Kyle
Ashton: damn Maddie, you know her name? You're sort of a geek hahaha
Me: being a geek is fun. And you know catwoman is batman's villain, she's not a good girl
Ashton: that's why it's sexy, it's scandalous. I don't want a good girl
Me: lololololilolo
Ashton: write a fanfiction where I'm batman and you're catwoman pleaseeeee
Me: omfg this is great
Ashton: we can get into a fight and then I'll bring you back to Wayne manor hehe
Me: ok I will if I can put some other people in the story too :)
Ashton: seriously!?! Maddie you're so amazing. Okay, who first?
Me: Henry
Ashton: hmm Henry should be Robin
Me: ok I really think you like him omg #hashtonisreal
Ashton: he just sort of looks like robin
Me: no he looks like superman more than anyone, if his hair was a little darker. Fine as hell
Ashton: ok, Henry can be Clark :)
Me: now your band mates, who should they be?
Ashton: Make Calum robin ;)
Me: the Cashton is strong holy shit. You literally just said that you think batman and robin have a thing
Ashton: hehe and Michael should be the joker hahaha
Me: I can totally see Michael being the joker lol
Ashton: AND YOUR DAD IS ALFRED MY BUTLER BECAUSE WERE BEST FRIENDS
Me: -__-
Ashton: sorry, I just really like your dad haha
Me: alright and what about Luke? Who should he be?
Ashton: he looks like the Flash which works because whenever he tries to get close to you I'll tell him to run away. And he'll run super fast and be gone just like that :)
Me: so sweet, but we need more girls in this story. I'm the only one :(
Ashton: put Liz in it
Me: she's Wonder Woman. Case closed, she's a boss ass bitch
Ashton: I'm laughing so hard and I'm not sure why, hahaha you just make me so happy Aladdin
Ashton: WTF IT JUST AUTOCORRECTED YOUR NAME TO ALADDIN BAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: omg I can show you the worldddd
Ashton: wait! We have to finish the characters before we talk about something else. Is that enough people?
Me: wow you're like really serious about this, you really want me to write this?
Ashton: YES
Me: ok so you're batman. I'm catwoman. Calum is robin. Henry is superman. Luke is the flash. Michael is the joker. My dad is Alfred (wtf). And Liz is Wonder Woman. Hahahaha we need another girl
Ashton: do Jordan!
Me: oh yeah!! Ok Jordan can be Harley Quinn
Ashton: Harley Quinn is sexy
Me: stfu
Ashton: in a crazy psychotic kind of way hahaha
Me: she actually is ugh. This means Michael and Jordan are dating in this world lol
Ashton: that's fine hahaha, omg I'm so excited. This is an au right?
Me: correct hahaha
Ashton: so me and you should get married and have little bat babies
Me: Ashton find your chill lol
Ashton: I'm sorry, this is just so much fun!
Me: you're a fucking fangirl and I love it
Ashton: me too, oh btw you can still make me have a daddy kink even though I'm batman
Me: I feel like batman would actually have a daddy kink hahaha
Ashton: awesome, superhero smut sounds interesting
Me: who said I'd write smut???
Ashton: me
Me: I may haha, if you be a good boy
Ashton: ILL BE A GOOD BOY IS WSEAR. PLEAS WRITE SMUT FOR DADDY
Me: I s2g
Ashton: do any other guys have daddy kinks? Because it really affects me and I hope that doesn't make me weird
Me: who gives a shit if anyone else does hahaha, you're not weird
Ashton: Alrighty then. I'm expecting great things out of this fanfic Maddie ;)
Me: only the best for you :)
Ashton: I've been thinking, I bet it's hard for Batman to get laid in his suit
Me: he can just take it off?
Ashton: I know, but that just seems like so much work hahaha
Me: I guess lol
Me: You know this doesn't change anything right? I'm still mad at you
Ashton: I don't like you being mad at me, how can I make it better?
Me: explain everything to me. Explain why Luke knows about the picture I sent you and why Calum treated me like he did. I'm tired of all the secrets
Ashton: Luke said he saw the picture?
Ashton: fine, I'll tell you. But I want to do it in person, I'll tell you after the concert
Me: you promise?
Ashton: I promise :)
*so I told you guys this would get explicit, just reminding you again, don't be saying it's gross when this story gets sexual. that's annoying af
*next, if you want a story where 5sos are sweet and shit, you're reading the wrong story (in case you didn't realize that)...but everyone loves a redemption character
*lastly, your guesses on this story are getting so good. But no one has gotten it exactly right, so keep trying :) If this can get 500 votes ill sleep on my toilet idek
OH! and I kinda want to tell you guys the title for the maybe Luke spinoff hahaha it's kinda mmmm if you know what I mean...? ;)