(Lenore appears)
Lenore: Leon and Gideon! You are here!
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): We have been fucked and beaten up by Solus and his goons to us!
Lenore: Ohh! I will suck his dick and blood and I will set you free!
(Lenore uses Hellfire)
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): Thanks! All we have to is (what we) kidnap Nari and bring her to Earth to surrender to new dictator?
Lenore: New dictator? You fucking kidding me! Let's get out of here before they arrive!
Nari: Who are you?
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): COME ON AND WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Nari: NO! Please no!
Lenore: COME ON FUCKING BITCH! Let's get the fuck out of here!
(the next day)
Solus: They're gone.
Nene: No.
Peter of Azria: Those traitors! And where's Nari!?
Douxie: She's gone!
Naida Riverwood: Bad news anyone!
Raux: Damn it.
Juxta: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Po Panda: Oh no!
Satyre: We need a plan next...
Sophie and Emily Jones: Guys. We are scared!
Peter of Azria: Don't worry. I will protect you both.
Emily Jones: Thank you sir.
Solus: What next?
Nene: Let me think of it. Split up... Solus side goes to Peter, and Nazar and my side goes to Abe and Raux... merging party you SEE!
Peter of Azria: Good.
Nazar: Yes.
Solus: Come on. Juxta and Satyre. Naida and Frosta is on my party. First of all, we need to go to Leviathan. And we will find Barrod what next.
(In Leviathan sanctuary of Lukatt-Cyranea border)
Solus: Damn. This place looks like a watery grave.
Peter of Azria: Yeah.
Nazar: Sea creatures! Watch out!
Janai: Here they come!
Scorpia: Cover fire friends!
Clarinelle: Summoning spirit here I come!
Perfuma: Okay!
Claire Nunez: Shadowspell!
Solus: Nnnnnnnnngh! *wields a heavy sword and hammer*
Peter of Azria: His strength would wield my hammer.
Nazar: And so does my sword similarity.
Frosta: Here are many sea monsters!
Peter of Azria: Hmm... enemy resistance?
Naida: Water monsters are resistant to water element and ice element.
Scorpia: Weakness?
Solus: Azari is on Nene's party. Water monsters are weak to fire and thunder.
Janai: Me! I have berserk mode, and we'll deal with it.
Scorpia: Me!? Let me use electric tail to electrocute the creatures! I like that!
(Later, after battle)
Solus: This edict.
(The Demon Lord Barrod arrives)
Barrod: Who dares fucking enter my place without permission! *without clothes, fully exposed*
Naida Riverwood: AAAAAH A NUDE MAN!
Clarinelle: So impure!
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! A NAKED GUY!!!
Barrod: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY DICK!?
Perfuma: Aaahhh! *casts plant spell on Barrod and his body.
Barrod: What are you doing to me!?
Frosta: I can't look! Let's get out of here.
Janai: Girls! You need to come with me! This place is not safe for minors!
Po Panda: Let's get out of here!
Solus: You mean, not safe for work? #NSFW?
Scorpia: Come on! Let's leave! Once the conversation with grown-ups us over, they will come for us! *blushes*
Fat Fairy: ONLY ADULT-ORIENTED CHARACTERS ARE WELCOME! SORRY TEEN-RATED AND KID-FRIENDLY CHARACTERS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! NENE SENT ME OUT! NO MORE SEXY STUFF FOR YOU, YOUNGSTERS!
Peter of Azria: Shield your eyes!
Sophie and Emily Jones: Run!
Scorpia: I am trying!
Satyre: *blushes*
Azura: Can't look, let's hide.
Mort: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(The teen-rated and kid-friendly characters are asked to leave for now)
Solus: Adam-like being? Can't you please put your clothes on?
Barrod: Just fucking tell me! look! These teen-rated and kid-friendly characters are not going to see me naked! This is FUCKING EMBARASSING! What will I do!?
Solus: You need to wear your clothes or what?
Barrod: FUCK NO!
Peter of Azria: Come on already. You will be my bodyguard once your clothes are put on.
(inside Solus' mind)
Solus' Anger: Hmm... Adam and Eve complex. Curse words too much?
Solus' Loathing: So shamefully embarassing!
(out)
Barrod: YOU WILL NEVER BE MY FUCKING BODYGUARD FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PETER!
Peter of Azria: Solus, you got a plan?
Solus: Okay. We need intimidation.
Nazar: Serious talk.
(Serious intimidation)
Solus: You walked naked in the village and castle and people looked at you, so shameful! *takes drugs and alcohol from potions provided by Nene, gets drunk*
Barrod: YOU ARE MAKING ME FUCKING CRAZY! I WILL RAPE OR KILL YOU ALL!
Fat Fairy: SHUT THE FUCK YOU YOU DICK WAD! GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKER!
Leviathan: Who dares wake me up!?
Solus: See, this Leviathan came frome Lukkatt and he's now in Cyranea. Now what?
Peter of Azria: Come on.
Nazar: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Solus: What? To this stupid subconsciousness, to remove all of our clothes? Take gambit or give karma. Abduct us or so.
(Meanwhile, at nene's party member)
Nene: Fat Fairy isn't around me. Nari is kidnapped.
Raux: Don't give up.
Abe: Yeah. I am on your team. And we are fucked up!
Nene: We need to find into the mountain. Must it be Alduin and Thunder....
(Avizandum awakens)
Avizandum: Who dares awaken me!
Nene: Me? I want to see your artifact.
Avizandum: Challenge me! *uses his thunder breath on Nene*
Nene: None of your business! *casts her blood thorns spell to block Aviz's breath*
Callum: Thunder's alive, again!!!
Rayla: Callum!
Will of Azria: Sorry, I arrived late. *dons Roman gladiator outfit*
Nene: Will? Did you ask Jonas' permission to leave to journey, old man?
Will of Azria: Of course, lady. And what's this?
Avizandum: Die!
Nene: Ugh! Argenta appears!
(Argenta appears)
Argenta: Avizandum! That's enough! Dovahkiin will tell you!
(Later, underwater and without clothes)
Solus: So! Did Lenore come to you and she could have you better rape her?
Barrod: Goliath! Your riddles are stupid as fuck!
Peter of Azria: Keep trying.
(Leviathan awakens)
Barrod: LEVIATHAN OF LUKATT! Squeeze these fucking dicks!
Leviathan of Lukatt: As you command!
Solus: Seriously?
Nazar: We need to attack possessed Leviathan!
Peter of Azria: We are without clothes or footgear or gloves, we are left with weapons. This is what we entered Barrod's subconsciousness. Mind your own dicks like mine!
(After gruelling battle)
Solus: This is why the brainwashed Leviathan squeezed our dicks and made our pisses and jizzes ooze like Hell. Tons of shitload. Our balls and dicks have been massaged in a tormented way, disgusted. Too much cum and piss load we experienced.
Peter of Azria: Yeah. Looks like we have scratches. Wounds gushing out
Nazar: Yeah.
Peter of Azria: Our intimate bond has build up. Oral sex for fun?
Nazar: I see. Can I suck your dick?
Peter of Azria: Sure.
Solus: Go one, I will sit down.
(Peter and Nazar suck dicks each other but Solus sits down alone and naked from afar)
Solus: Barrod. Leviathan has calmed down.
Barrod: GO AWAY!
Leviathan of Lukatt: Barrod. We have had enough.
Barrod: Why. Tell something.
Leviathan of Lukatt: This goliath from the distorted future will tell you.
Barrod: Okay, please go on.
Solus: I am aware of the future past.
(Solus' flashback appears)
Solus: Is this a stasis pod? *appears nude*
Doctor and nurses: Yes. You will hibernate once every 30 years but you will stay awake for average lifespan of human as 70 to 80 years. *looks at the Solus' body, filled with beef - ripped abdominal muscles, brute type*
Solus: Is this because I had trillions of Coronaviruses, Ebola Viruses and Cancer Cells with huge doses of radiations that caused my body to stop aging and I was dying like this? *blushes*
Doctor and nurses: Once you enter stasis pod, you will be unconscious but you can't die but your penis will be inserted with catheter for urine.
Solus: Okay. I fucking understand. Medical workers and scientists. Thank you anyway.
(flashback disappears)
Barrod: Ah, I see it.
Solus: I am fully aware of the past it happened to me billions of years ago as the Earth got scorched up.
Barrod: Let's tell them.
(Solus and Barrod see Peter and Nazar sitting naked)
Solus: What are you doing.
Peter and Nazar: We had fun with oral sex.
Solus: Keep it a private matter secret. Sounds like we are all perverts to each other. *blushes*
Barrod: Okay, let's leave the subconsciousness.
Peter of Azria: Let's go.
(Later, Solus and the gang, including Barrod, are dressed up)
Naida Riverwood: Is it safe?
Scorpia: Oh!
Janai: Let's go...
Barrod: Guys, I am back. I am sorry for putting shame to all of you. Now I have had clothes, the loincloth. Safe now?
Emily Jones: Yes!
Naida Riverwood: Okay? What next?
Barrod: I would meet Laharl-Chan.
Naida Riverwood: Oh my !
Solus: Welcome.
Peter of Azria: We subdued Barrod.
Nazar: We refused to kill him.
(Something else)
Demon Lord Barrod: Thanks, I would be a catalyst once we find Nari.
Janai: Good.
Scorpia: For real!
(To the Netherworld)
Solus: Who's this?
Laharl-Chan: Solus, have a seat?
Solus: Did Diablo and Mephisto betray you like this?
Laharl-Chan: Yeah. Very scary! Diablo is PURE EVIL!!
Peter of Azria: Hmm... like, say?
Plenair: We have got customers.
Naida Riverwood: Whoa!
Solus: Champloo is dead. Not coming back.
Plenair: How unfair!
Clarinelle: I see that.
Frosta: You got it!
Glimmer: Understood.
Solus: Didn't Laharl meet Sanctuary and had a meeting with Imperius like this?
Etna: You are here!
Kanata: Hello.
Prinny: Dood coming.
Sophie Jones: So adorable!
(Meanwhile, the day, in ice hockey stadium)
J-19: Riley is doing well.
Clyde Berkley: Good idea.
Sharzod: Helloing! We can sittings down.
Toy Pandas #2 and #3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WRONG GRAMMAR BOOV!
Via Pullman: What an adorable toy panda plushies.
King Julien: Hey sister! Stop messing up pandas!
Mahogany: Heh-heh-heh! Prank!
Clyde Berkley: A Fart bag... Oh my!
Mahogany: AAAAAAAAGH!
King Julien: No fun for making pranks!
Jason Bluth: Wish Mazuda Bato were here with this.
Miko Kubota: He's on other Universe.
Pataki and Alani. *huge sweatdrop*
(Leon and Gideon appear)
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): Well, well, well, we will kill Riley Andersen. If you want Nari back, Riley needs to be killed.
Oh: NO!
Via Pullman: That monster!
(Riley hears from afar)
(Inside Riley's Mind)
Riley's Fear: OH DEAR! TWO BEASTMEN ALERT!
(out)
Riley Andersen: Oh no, this cougar-men. My team, let's stop the game first.
Jill Andersen: My child.
(Leon and Gideon try to make intimidation)
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): That bitch fucking squeezed our bulges and three football bastards are abusing our dicks!
Riley Andersen: Hey! Enough of your inappropriate words!
Starscream: Guess what! We have Death Eater, Delphini!
Riley Andersen: An evil robot and evil spirit?
Delphini: Well, well, well, two of pure evil beings have died, so what?
Aja and Krel: You are not pure evil? You are not a zombie, aren't you? Riley Andersen, you need to get out from these terrorists!
Jason Bluth: Oh boy! let's deal with that. Some Jacks have become mercenaries to fight evil and crime for time being if they have a break.
Delphini: Oh! Nari is on the prison! Meet me soon! Boys! Attack those Riley's Goons! *disappears*
Via Pullman: Hey monsters! Leave my younger brother alone!
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): You fucking worm!
Via Pullman: Stop saying curse words! And here is Jeager Jack! I don't care!
(J-19 tells Riley and her family to leave for safety)
J-19: Riley, come with us!
Jill Andersen: Yeah. Let's hide to a safe place.
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): What do you think you are going, Riley's Mother!
Jill Andersen: *gasp*
Aja: Away from Riley's mother! *does a somersault on two cougar-men*
Krel: Don't mess up with us!
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?
Bumblebee: Away from Riley's mother! *transforms into a car*
Jill Andersen: Thank you Bumblebee.
Riley Andersen: Leave my mother alone, two panther men! *wields her ice hockey sickle*
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): WHY YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
Oh: I knowings that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Strongarm: Let's take care of this.
J-19: Yeah.
Reinhardt Wilhelm: Okay! This is our attempt!
Honey Lemon: Let's fight!
Tamago: Okay!
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE!?
J-19: Riley squad!
Starscream: Trash this place! Tiger goons!
Leon and Gideon (Sabes): ARE YOU FUCKING CALLING US TIGERS!? WE ARE COUGARS!
(brawl begins)
Jill Andersen: Sweetie, you are all alright.
Riley Andersen: Yeah. So scary.
Oh: What are we doings?
Sharzod: Home!?
King Julien: Right!
(At Riley's home)
Bill Andersen: How's your day, monkey?
Riley Andersen: I saw two tiger-men trying to kill me. *gets anxious*
Jill Andersen: Don't worry, you will be safe.
King Julien: I am extremely scared!
Oh: NOOO! *cries*
Bumblebee: Your child will be safe. Ironhide will take care of it. Some Autobots will deal with Death Eaters.
(Meanwhile, at Hogwarts Castle)
Cobra Commander: Look at these people!
M. Bison: The thorn of pure evil is with us! Only for those without remorse, empathy and sympathy!
Nari: *gasp*
Cobra Commander: SILENCE!
M. Bison: Let's have totalitarian state once the Lich Empress awakens.
Death Eaters: As you say...
Loptr: We have a girl...
Nari: I want to be free.
Loptr: No can do!
(Later Nari flies away)
M. Bison: THIS GIRL IS GETTING AWAY!
Death Eaters: We will hunt her down!
(Meanwhile, the police arrives)
Leon & Gideon (Sabes): You can't take us away!
LAPD/LSPD police: You have both the right to remain silent (says to two cougar men). Thank you for securing this place.
J-19: No problem.
Aja and Krel: Thanks. We heard a lot of bad words that made us embarassed.
Zadra: Let's protect the innocents. Varvatos is at Riley's place.
Smek: You ares rights!
Clyde Berkley: At least we will see you around tomorrow.
(That day, in the prison)
Leon & Gideon (Sabes): STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! WE ARE BEHIND BARS!
Harley Quinn: Quit being bucket-dipper! My love is Poison Ivy. If you say bad words, it's ugly.
Carl Johnson: Quiet motherfuckers.
Harley Quinn: Hush!
(Police Kevin Rian and Blue Mary arrive)
Kevin Rian: You stay there. We will monitor you if you are like this.
Blue Mary: Yeah.
Poison: We are looking at you. Prisoners.
Harley Quinn: Hello transwoman. *waves*
Poison Ivy: My love. I love you. Where's Joker?
Baroness: What now? Morando is permanently dead. Duke himself, my love.
Harley Quinn: He died and remained permanently dead as he met Chucky and Pennywise. Now they are permanently dead.
Leon & Gideon (Sabes): We should get out of this place and try to kill Riley and her goons!
Harley Quinn: NO! Please no!
(Meanwhile, at regions of certain Cyranea, at Reikanbaak forest.)
Solus and Nene: This place.
Peter of Azria: Got it.
Lucia of the Blue Star: We will see.
Borgnina: Here is Greening, and Osmond?
Osmond: I am here. I am teaching Greening with Kaism? We moved to Cyranea after distorted portal happened to us.
Solus: A fictional religion. On Earth, I was once C*******, then C******* and then now Atheist.
Peter of Azria: Wow... this mage and a healer.
Nene: Yeah...
Greening: I will join your party. And Osmond is with us.
Argenta: Okay... this map will show to Forbidden Labyrinth...
(Maximus Burnsides appears)
Maximus Burnsides: Hello! (appearance in shaven head and dirty blond muttons).
Solus: Hi.
Maximus Burnsides: Oops, no clothes of myself...
Nene: Ugh!
Rayla: I can't look!
Frosta: EWW! NOT AGAIN!
Sophie and Emily Jones: Aaah! Let's go!
Peter of Azria: Younger audiences, teen-rated and kid-friendly audiences, please leave.
Nene: We will have a talk!
Abe: Yeah.
Bato: For sure
Nazar: Fine...
Magnus Burnsides: My clothes are on laundry okay...
(People chatter)
(That night)
Magnus Burnsides: Penile and body exam, I fucking see. *washes his body, ripped abs, dick and balls*
(Shower off)
Magnus Burnsides: I have to eat my jizz and drink my piss. *strokes his dick, then jizzes and pisses soon*
(Later, after being dressed up)
Bato: Wow, are you a Bastard?
Magnus B.: Nope. I am the adventurer from The Adventure Zone.
(Meanwhile, on Earth, the next day)
Riley Andersen: Hello friends.
Jack Will: How's your diary!?
Riley Andersen: I saw two weird cat-men trying to kill me! Well it was the most traumatic experience I had!
Violet Parr: Wow. Let's make sure of it.
(That outside)
Jeager Steel: Hello, footballers.
Clyde Berkley: Hello.
Patrick Weston: You are here!
Jeager Steel: I still have no sports. Hmm...
(Riley and the gang arrive after school to meet few Jacks)
Via Pullman: Come on guys! We need sports for fun!
Riley Andersen: How about Ice hockey? You want a try out with men?
Jeager Steel: Umm.... * blushes*
Roy-Grant Blackley: How about American Football?
Oh: How abouts bastetball?
Jeager Steel: Umm... I am not interested in Ice Hockey, American Football and Basketball and Baseball...
Oh: WHAT!? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *cries*
Roy-Grant Blackley: Don't cry. Cheer up...
Jeager Steel: I choose soccer.
Riley Andersen: Sounds embarassing. *blushes*
Toy Panda #4: That's interesting....
Sharzod: DANG! YOU KNOWINGS THAT!?
Toy Panda #4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WRONG GRAMMAR!!!
Jeager Steel: HAahaha! Sounds funny when Boov says the wrong spelling as the flying toy panda loses their temper!
Riley Andersen: So goofy!
Clyde Berkley: Loved that!
Via Pullman: We will make a video... once the flying Toy Panda sees the Boov say wrong spelling, they lose temper!
Matagot: Haha!
Mitch Williams: Here they are.
Miko Kubota: Yeah. We are passing by. Why not introduce?
Hector Nieves: Wow! Several people!
Nica Kubota: Hello people.
Patrick Weston, Jeager Steel, Clyde Berkley: Hello!
(Beamer appears)
Beamer: Here I am.
Clyde Berkley: An Autobot!
Patrick Weston: Yes.
(More Boov arrive)
Mahogany: Oh my!
Alani: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?
Boov #1, #2, #3 and #4: We knowings you! Likes, we cans tellings you.
Toy Pandas #1 and #3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! WRONG SPELLING!! *loses temper from Boov*
(people chatter and laugh and later chatter)
(In the Yeast of Eden)
Riley Andersen: I am hungry for pizza.
Jill Andersen: Here are they.
Roy-Grant Blackley: Hello again. I miss Abe Baker so much.
Jill Andersen: Hello. You like pizza?
Roy-Grant Blackley: Of course!
Riley Andersen: I will order Vegetarian Paradise...
(later)
Via Pullman: How's your day...
August Pullman: Good, big sis.
Via Pullman: I wish Steve Palchuk were here with me...
Riley Andersen: Let's hang out.
Jordan: Sure...
King Julien: Can you come with us?
Riley Andersen: Of course...
(Meanwhile, at Cyranea)
Nene: Sariel, Rose Spirit and the gang would find it out that they warped to Cyranea from Armonia.
Solus: Okay. What plan?
Nene: My spirit thinks and predicts that Nari freed herself. She will be with us soon. Like or likewise, recognize it.
Kirilo: Yeah. What are your stats.
Osmond: I am Human, Healer, Intellect and Water.
Greening: I am Human, Mage, Intellect and Arcane...
Nene: Good. We will be planning to journey to next place.
Naida Riverwood: Good idea!
Peter of Azria: Well, what do we think?
Nene: Let's head deeper to the forest until we encounter bosses or so. Like raids.
Solus: Okay.
Raux and Satyre: Good.
Juxta: YES!!!
(To be continued...)