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A rant book of things that Wattpad writers do that I find annoying and pointless. Plus topics that need to be... More

DISCLAIMER
Chapter one, part 1
Alpha Daddy's Virgin
Pack houses don't make any logical sense
Stolen Ideas and Copyright
Rape is just a sob story
Umm you're a new student so I have to bully you for no reason
Self voting
(Unedited)
Fat characters? YAS QUEEN SLAY
Pls read and vote on my story, thanks.
i'M BlAcK aNd tHaT's aLl ThAt mAtTeRs
Comas are not a long sleep
"Well, it's just a story" - Wattpad's biggest issue
No, you will not be the next Anna Todd
Earn coins they said
Fanfiction is gross and cringy
Wattpad's hacking + words from ex employees
Sociopaths are hot uwu
The Grossest Wattpad Community
why your book cover sucks
Stop describing the ocean's smell
Wattpad's weird BHM art and pushing political messages
Skin tones are not desserts
Wattpad Petitions Are Dumb
Eating Disorders Don't Work Like This + Thinspo Content
Autistic People Are Babies
The actual reason Wattpad shut down its forums
Boys Can't Be Sexually Assaulted Apparently
why your smut sucks
why your hook sucks
Please Read Books Are Dumb
Trigger warnings are getting excessive
Reversing gender roles and "strong" female characters
Wattpad Is Censoring Other Platforms
why your mafia story sucks
Wattpad's 10 dollar scam
Wattpad Is Broken
Mutism is quirky I guess
Let authors doubt themselves
Silent readers
Gaining reads and R4Rs/F4Fs
Why your cast/descriptions sucks
The misconceptions of NovelHD & Teenfic.net (stop acting like Karens)
Barbie Bitches
An Update
Why your badass character sucks
Why your blurb sucks
Writing contract offers aka scams
Should Authors Use The N-Word In Their Stories?
The Worst, Most Harmful Book I've Ever Read - An extensive break-down
Editing books after completion
Trolls/Haters
Authors aren't AI
The breakup
Book titles
Author's Notes
Why Your Review Shop Sucks
Why your prologue sucks
Wattpad Underpays Their Designers
Why your AI cover sucks

"I smiled" isn't a dialogue tag

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By Xaprith

You've probably read a book with or have written, dialogue tags like: "He grinned", "They smiled", "She laughed", or "He shrugged".

You may ask me, why am I salty about dialogue tags that are seemingly fine and common?

And to that, I say, because you can't fucking GRIN words you cretinous crusty clown now can you?

The first idiot did it and everyone else followed without thought, let alone second thought. Other than cliches, never have I seen such a large case of monkey see monkey do.

You're supposed to write something that's coherent for your audience, something that's clear in depicting action and narrative. Using actions as dialogue tags isn't coherent. Because like I just said, you can't smile a sentence, you say a sentence while smiling. 

I shouldn't have to explain this shit.

A simple way to fix your ignorance? Just add an actual dialogue tag onto the action. (E.g: "Mate, your hair has seen more bleach than a pornstar's asshole at this point," Salem said with a laugh.Just slightly adjust your dialogue tags to make logical sense. It's not hard to bury your idiocy.

Oh and while you're at it, stop writing dialogue in all caps and putting an exclamation point AND following it with "shouted" or "screamed" as the tag. No shit there's screaming. You only need to establish tone with one method. And no, using multiple is not emphasis, it's redundant.




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