Me: *setting up and counting the people* Okay— Why are we still missing people??
Maria: *shrug*
Samuel: *walking in wheezing* Come on Lee you look great *die laughing*
Lee: No. *throw away the anime high thigh* No. *yeet the anime wigs* NO. *throw the anime skirt at Samuel* ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Samuel: *catch it and still laughing*
Me: Ah so that why.
Lee: *grab me* WHY were those outfit suddenly became an option when they agreed on "makeover"?!
Me: To be fair. That was aimed at Thomas and Alex's makeover. The fact that Samuel pick those for you is a bonus
Samuel: *try to breath*
John: *walk in with anime wigs* Why would you throw away a perfectly good wig, Lee?
Lee: I'm not fucking wearing that. I rather wear whatever Devil gave me the first time
Thomas: *walk in with a full-on anime cosplay* At least you got a fucking choice.
James: *silently checking Thomas out*
Alex: *rocking the cosplay* You know what I rock this
John: *walk in with snack and wig on his head* Yeah you do.
Eliza: Heck yeah
Angie: Too bad there not enough outfit for everyone
Philip: *the only guy that walks in without anime clothes* No, no, I gladly make the sacrifice
Aaron: *slipping his juice while rocking the dress*
Theo: Oh wait are we staring?
Me: Yeah
Theodosia: Whoops
Me: Anyway we're going back to the basic
Angelica: Musical?
Me: Not exactly but it's Hamilton
Laf: *excited French fried noises*
Me: It's a remix of Burn
Laf: *disappointed French fried noises*
Me: It sings by Shoba Narayan, Lexi Lawson, Ariana Afsar, Julia Harriman and Rachelle Ann Go who all played Eliza
*start the song*
[Lexi Lawson]
I saved every letter you wrote me
From the moment I saw you
I knew you were mine
You said you were mine
I thought you were mine
Thomas: How is this different from the first one
Me: Shshshshhhhh just listen.
[Julia Harriman]
Do you know what Angelica said
When I told her what you'd done?
Angie: I said it once I'll say it again. She said, "BITCH WHAT DID YOU JUST DO YOU LITTLE GREMLIN BASTARD?!!"
Peggy: Or in other words, she said "Congratulation"
She said
[Julia Harriman & Shoba Narayan]
"You have married an Icarus
He has flown too close to the sun"
[Rachelle Ann Go]
Don't
Angelica: Ooh that's new
take another step in my direction
I can't be trusted around you
Alex: Ouch but fair
Eliza, John, Angelica: Exactly
Don't think you can talk your way
Into my arms, into my arms
[Arianna Afsar]
I'm burning the letters you wrote me
You can stand over there if you want
I don't know who you are
I have so much to learn
Eliza: Yeah I did
I'm re-reading your letters
And watching them burn (burn)
Herc: They still so talented jesus
Laf: *vibing with the song*
[Rachelle Ann Go & (Lexi Lawson)]
I'm watching them burn (burn)
[Shoba Narayan]
You published the letters she wrote to you
Maria: Yeah Imma nope out now
Eliza: *hand her a blanket*
You told the whole world
How you brought this girl into our bed
In clearing your name, you have ruined our lives
G.Wash: Still can't believe you did that.
Peggy: Are you surprised tho?
G.Wash: Not really
Alex: I feel like this is Congratulation all over again
Me: It actually is.
[Julia Harriman]
Heaven forbid someone whisper
[Julia Harriman & Arianna Afsar]
"He's part of some scheme"
[Lexi Lawson]
Your enemy whispers
[All]
So you have to scream
Eliza: 👏Where👏are👏the👏lies??👏
John: *agreeing with Eliza*
[Arianna Afsar & Shoba Narayan]
I know about whispers
[Rachelle Ann Go]
I see how you look at my sister
Angelica: Hey, Hey, this is roasting Alex song cal you please don't call me out too
Alex: Suffer with me
[All]
Don't
[Shoba Narayan]
I'm not naive
Peggy: She really isn't
Eliza: Shhhhhhhh don't blow my cover
[All]
I have seen women around you
Thomas: *a little saltly because he can't even say "what women?" since he have almost everyone falling for him*
Jame: You know you can't argue with that Thomas we have a 95 plamphet to prove it. No offend, Maria.
Maria: *from blanket time* None taken
Thomas: JAMES!
Don't
[Arianna Asfar]
Think I don't see
[All]
How they fall for your charms
All your charms
Aaron: What charms? Am I missing the memo or is it only for the girls and the gays
Thomas: Damnit Burr. I was gonna say that.
I'm erasing myself from the narrative
Let future historians wonder how Eliza reacted
When you broke her heart
You have thrown it all away
Stand back, watch it burn
Just watch it all burn
John: This is REALLY good not gonna lie *vibing*
[Julia Harriman]
And when the time comes
KGIII: Oooh how are we gonna end this roast?
[Shoba Narayan]
Explain to the children
Lee: *thinking* to joke or not to joke.....you know what Imma be decent human being
Samuel: Lee.....DON'T
Lee: I didn't say anything!
[Arianna Afsar]
The pain and embarrassment
[Lexi Lawson]
You put their mother through
[Rachelle Ann Go]
When will you learn
[All]
That they are your legacy?
Everyone:
Me: *vibing with the song*
We are your legacy
If you thought you were mine (mine, mine)
Don't
John: That high note tho
Maria: *Come out of the blanket to eat snack* mmhm
Angie: This should've been in the musical
Alex: Ow.
Angie: Sorry, dad but like...come on.
KGIII: Are there more roasting Hamilton?
Me: I can't remember to be honest
Thomas: Great, it's over now can I go change now?
Laf: When Madisons clearly checking you out—
James: *cover Laf mouth* shhhhhhh
Thomas: What?
James: NOTHING.
Theo: Mr. Madisons, You do realized there people planing on your wedding already right? Like there no reason for you to hide at all.
Thomas: Excuse me—
James: He doesn't have to know that!
A/N
I honest;y don't know where I was going with at the end
But anyway there's goes another popular suggestion on my list.
And I upload on time this time so YAY!
ANYWAY
BYE!!!