-Written by KingChocoFacialHair, Casuallyy, hapyhappiness, and _Ash-Potato_-
-Edited by potato-tomato-pomato-
Just a little announcement before we begin this week's recap: we are currently on the search for new roleplay recappers! If you look at our latest announcement on our message board, we have made a seperate recap application for those who are interested in helping recap the roleplay that happens in Hermittpad :D Please do go check it out if you might be interested in applying! Now on with this week's recap...
*SLAMS DOOR OPEN* hi this is Smutler at 3 am for some reason working on the recap for the first time in weeks. Anyway- This week has been pretty eventful, amiright? The whole data breach thing happened- if you don't know bout it, it's basically where a bunch of people got data breached. I'd explain more but I'm pretty sure I would bore everyone so I'll just find some Gacha Life video to explain it for me.
First we want to cover the lies of the week. estheravenger swears they do not have a crush on the Unbelievaboat, which we all know is a lie. An anonymous recap member would like to add to these troubling allegations that Unbelieveboat will never love you like he loves me, so back off my man :)
On the topic of crushes, we have two new canon ships this week! First on the list, we have Casuallyy and potato-tomato-pomato, their ship name being Salami :D And last, but not least, we have Ima_selfish_asshole and anonyrounmellow, their ship name being Xellow! Congrats to these two couples, we wish them well <3
Onto some well deserved follower achievements, Xyekem hit 200 followers and thathermitweirdo hit 250 followers! Congrats guys!
Moving to some amazing milestones, OhHeyItsLoki just got 1k reads on their Hermitcraft oneshot book and VukoviCantEven just hit 3k on their TSS book! Congrats!!
There's a new (well not new but we forgot to recap it so sorry about that jekajakaka) shared account called ArcherAuthors consisting of: LuckyXena, Finnegins_Trash, anonyrounmellow, CuteCatKid, 1TheShadow1, ppulfordp12, MrBowtie_and_ProfFez, Iceflqkee, MagicalDorito, and _Alesia_02! They're a writing community that write stories together and even recap the things they do as well! They have 5 stories, and one recap book, one rules book, some persona stories, and some author stories. Consider checking them out cause the concept and their work is amazing :D
The GreamnoRevolution now has an account on wattpad! Currently there is one book on the account, a Greamno Recap book! Basically a recap of all the things related to Greamno throughout the platform.
JessieQiu12 writes some EX angst, about EX trying to hurt other hermits because he himself has been hurt and ends with cliffhanger >:000 how dare thy-
IgRlg2719 deleted all their books, no reason stated but we respect the decision and one day hope to see your amazing writing again.
Now if you are looking for h3rmi7s or are just feeling like you need yo know Jay a little better then go check out JayTheCrazyBeing because of the security breach it has led them to be locked out of their account.
FrozenMoonbeams pulled an all-nighter to publish the first chapter of their most recent story, "Cross my Heart," a Hermitcraft AU Grian's inner frustration and dissatisfaction drives him to flee close to the world border, finding a mysteriously friendly alter ego that hasn't been seen for years. As this is only the first chapter, we don't know yet where the story will go with these two, but we can't wait to find out!
Mango_Cult reached fifty followers and has thus decided to put their oneshots book to a close, after many months and dozens of updates (58 to be exact). They have several other old Hermitcraft books up, and as they haven't been posting for a bit, it seems only right to end on this accomplishment. <3
CinnamonViper updated their Shapeshifter AU this week- the name is as it seems- which is, as the name says, a shapeshifter AU! The story launches to a start when Scar walks through a strange gray portal (don't walk into strange portals unsupervised kids :D) and finds himself in an entirely new dimension, completely colorless and barren. This concept is quite unique and interesting, and we can't wait for more!
This week, hermittpadgang updated twice with another *inhale* BIKE AUUUUUUUU- and some Void fic that nobody cares about with Joe helping EX escape the void, but wHO CARES WHEN YOU HAVE BIKES IN STAR WARS MAN?!? (Written by a proprietor of the Hermittpadgang account, pls do not kill me-)
Now if you're looking for any of those pure and blessed incorrect quotes then go check out 's hermittpad crack incorrect quotes.
But, if you're looking for those sinful quotes straight from the hermits' mouths, then hapyhappiness has the quotes for you! Hapy has updated their quotes book after a long chapter and has started a new system of 100 quotes per chapter, it saves time between chapters as around 20 Grian quotes took them over 8 hours to find. LiKe WhY?!?! hApY wTf- It shouldn't be that hard-
CommittingNeckRope has also added another part to their story Downhill. The book is built around a terrible virus emerging from the code of the game to kill off Minecraft players, quickly infecting all areas of their world so efficiently that even literal hermits are in danger. Will they be able to make it out alive with their friends? Or will all succumb to the disease....?
Cupaley wrote their first angsty oneshot with Cleo and Joe including some original poetry and asdfklajsdh it's sad and amazing go read it :3
Viola_halogen has found a new ship! Check out her Oneshots and AUs book to find headcanons of Renesskall (or Ren x Stress x Iskall) and squeal at the sheer cuteness of the three cuties shipped together.
To end on a serious note, the Hermittpadder Meva400 has left Wattpad as she's going on a military mission for 16 months and will not have WiFi. She's wrapped up her oneshots book and we will not be hearing from her for a long time, but nevertheless, we'll miss you, Meva. Good luck <3 #MissYouMeva
Thank you for reading, and have a great morning/afternoon/evening <333333