Mom, I'm Bulletproof

By MacFrenzy

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A comedic/dramatic/romantic superhero epic. Amy McBloom struggles to pay her bills, bickers on the phone wit... More

Chapter 1: All Together
Chapter 2.1: Can't Talk Right Now
Chapter 2.2: Action Figure
Chapter 2.3: Amy vs. Hate
Chapter 3.1: Science Experiment
Chapter 3.2: Secret Identity
Chapter 3.3: School of the Future
Chapter 3.4: Mind Over Matter
Chapter 3.5: A Flash of Light
Chapter 4.1: Under the Arch
Chapter 4.2: One Night in Theater City
Chapter 4.3: Almost Forgotten
Chapter 4.4: Rat in a Maze
Chapter 5.1: Future Girl's History
Chapter 5.2: Nerd Heaven
Chapter 5.3: Totally Getting an A
Chapter 5.4: Confusion and Anger
Chapter 5.5: Beeswax
Chapter 5.6: One of These Days
Chapter 5.7: No Ordinary Robbery
Chapter 5.8: Three More Shots
Chapter 5.9: History's Future
Chapter 5.10: On Another Level
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 1
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 2
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 3
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 4
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 5
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 6
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 7
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 8
Chapter 7.1: Making Ends Meet
Chapter 7.2: The Fine Print
Chapter 7.3: Under Fire
Chapter 7.4: Fly
Chapter 7.5: Still Got Some Fight
Chapter 7.6: Safe Houses
Chapter 7.7: The Real Deal
Chapter 8.1: Back to School
Chapter 8.2: When Girl Heroes Collide
Chapter 8.3: Trouble
Chapter 8.4: You're The Smart One
Chapter 8.5: Amy Gets Schooled
Chapter 8.6: A Life of My Own
Chapter 9.1: Not Easy to Find
Chapter 9.2: A Question of Trust
Chapter 9.3: The Old Pit
Chapter 10.1: Before...
Chapter 10.2: ...and After
Chapter 11.1: Day in the Life
Chapter 11.2: To Arms
Chapter 11.3: Cut throat
Chapter 11.4: Your Technology
Chapter 11.5: Future Girl vs. Corruption
Chapter 11.6: The Full Force
Chapter 11.7: Answers
Chapter 11.8: This is Our Night
Chapter 12.1: Worth Investigating
Chapter 12.2: A Unique Perspective
Chapter 12.3: We've Got Ghosts
Chapter 12.4: Plesiosaurus
Chapter 12.5: The Impossible
Chapter 12.6: Guilty as Charged
Chapter 13.1: Proscenium vs. Dr. Critique
Chapter 13.2: The Source of Your Power
Chapter 13.3: Night of Thunder
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 1
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 2
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 3
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 4
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 5
Chapter 15.1: Major Crazy Conspiracy
Chapter 15.2: Helicopter
Chapter 15.3: That's a Little Harsh
Chapter 15.4: Confession
Chapter 15.5: Allies
Chapter 16.1: The Ergosphere
Chapter 16.2: A Void In You
Chapter 16.3: Rum and Coke
Chapter 16.4: In Pursuit
Chapter 16.5: Specific Aura
Chapter 16.6: The Lawless Land
Chapter 17.1: From Left to Right
Chapter 17.2: Newly Reconstructed
Chapter 17.3: Understanding
Chapter 17.4: Control
Chapter 17.5: Here Forever
Chapter 18.1: Brawl at the Ultramax
Chapter 18.2: Fighting the Air
Chapter 18.3: Who Are You?
Chapter 19.1: Some Stuff to Deal With
Chapter 19.2: The Heart of It
Chapter 19.3: Against the Submarine
Chapter 19.4: Much Resistance
Chapter 19.5: The Holy One
Chapter 19.6: Manufacturers
Chapter 19.7: Fun
Chapter 19.8: Whirlwind of Destruction
Chapter 20.1: The Temple
Chapter 20.2: Priestess
Chapter 20.3: What Makes Us Tick
Chapter 20.4: In Trouble
Chapter 20.5: The Worst Nightmare
Chapter 20.6: If I Die
Chapter 20.7: Stating the Obvious
Chapter 20.8: This Other Universe
Chapter 20.9: Blood
Chapter 20.10: Phenomenal
Author's note

Chapter 16.4: Hoedown

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By MacFrenzy



The robot slot machines fired, their bullets whizzing overhead, sparking overhead lights and walls, creating showers of sparks and small clouds of dust to erupt around the room.

One bullet even sped by the Ergosphere's head as he sat at the bar sipping his expertly-made rum and Coke, shattering bottles of liquor behind him.

The Ergosphere understood that this was a robbery and not a killing spree, and the gunfire was meant to frighten and control, not harm. It worked, though, as the casino-goers dropped to their knees in fear.

Then one of the machines took notice of the Ergosphere, aiming its weapon at him. The Ergosphere considered various options of how to escape this predicament, but then he felt an altogether different sensation, a slight tugging at the back or his head. He hadn't experienced this feeling in many an age, but he recognized it. It meant someone or something displaced from time was approaching.

With a gun aimed at his face, the Ergosphere chose to relax and see where this was going.

A beam of bright red light came from the side, slicing through the machine and causing it to fall in a smoking heap.

The Ergosphere was impressed, taking a simple laser and concentrating it to the point where it was effective as a weapon? That was truly futuristic.

The beam had come from an outlandish young woman who just burst through the casino's front doors. She was dressed head-to-toe in an authentic Old West gear, including cowboy hat, duster, and boots with spurs. Instead of Old West pistol, though, she held silvery laser weapons in each hand.

"Well, shoot," the girl said. "You're having a hoedown and you didn't invite me? I'm hurt, I am."

Another machine hovered toward her with its weapon drawn, but she was faster. A shot of red light burst from her gun, slicing the machine's gun arm off.

"Actually, I ain't never been to a proper hoedown," the girl said. "You modern folks seem to think that word's funny-sounding."

Several of the slot machines turned and rolled toward the girl. She raised her second gun and fired, letting out a blast of sound that shook the whole room, throwing another machine onto its backs and sorting it out. 

Still on the stage, Sittman shouted, "Who the hell are you?"

"They call me History Girl," she said. "I'm ahead o' my time."

The Ergosphere finished his drink and set the glass down. He thought had come to Vegas for Donnelly and the void, but now he saw other events were in motion. He watched with amusement as Sittman sent the remaining machines after History Girl. Only for her to slice through them with the laser or rattle them with more sound blasts.

"Stick 'em up," History Girl said, not noticing the final surviving slot machine circling behind her.

The Ergosphere knew what he had to do. He set down his drink and sprinted to the machine, grabbing its left arm. Instead of pulling down and hoping for a fortune, the Ergosphere pulled the arm to the side, swinging the hovering machine around in the air. The Ergosphere aimed the machine at the nearest wall and let go. It spun around in the air for a moment and then smacked into the wall, leaving some cracks in it.

The Ergosphere saw the girl running at him with both guns held out straight. Her lips were open and teeth were clenched shut. Her eyes focused steely on the another machine as it drew its gun on the Ergosphere. She shredded it into debris with a few shots from her laser weapons.

"Not bad, kid," the Ergosphere said. 

"Not bad yourself, stranger. You're the second fastest person I've ever seen."

"Second fastest?"

"God damn you!" Sittman shouted. He clapped his hands together twice and the four remaining machines flew out from the opposite end of the casino floor, where they had been guarding the rear exits.

The Ergosphere chuckled. "Does he have a clapper attached to those things?"

"A what?"

"You know, a clapper. From those old TV commercials?"

"You're talking about the moving pictures? Gave 'em a try. Didn't much care for 'em."

"Good for you. Now are we going to destroy these things or what?"

"Yee-haw."

She fired twice. The bright beams burst from her guns, tearing through the first two machines, which fell to the floor in smoking heaps. While she did that, the Ergosphere darted forward and grabbed the next machine's gun arm. As he gripped it, he could feel heat increasing inside it, so he swung the arm toward the fourth machine. A beam shot out of the arm, instantly slicing the other machine in half.

The Ergosphere then felt the cold metal of the machine's clamp hand grip the back of his neck and squeeze.

"Sonofabitch!" History Girl shouted, firing both guns at the machine. It took all of the Ergosphere's strength to duck forward against the clamp arm, even as the entire machine broke apart just above him.

The Ergosphere felt the machine's arm pull away from its body as it fell apart. The Ergosphere leapt forward to avoid the flaming debris but the machine's clamps remained gripped onto his neck, cutting off his air.

"Hhhcchhkk!" was all he could manage to say.

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Next: In pursuit. 

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