Author: First question from Nerdy_Raichu
Author: Great, links never work in the comments. Next time, please send me the link in private message, it helps a lot. Give me a second... *Types on his phone* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uTFFdWMkA and enter.
682-1: Heh, that's pretty similiar to me and 999, except the fact, that I have changed.
5205: *Eyes begin to glow* Right now it is not necesarry, our government is doing a pretty good job. The only problem we currently have is a fascist revolution, but it shouldn't be hard to destroy. Few days and their leaders will be in the court. And about that aliens, we already know about them, we are allies.
Author: You guys really like to do these dares, don't you? *Hugs 953*
5205: Definitely not. We are allies, not enemies, so we won't fight.
049: As 5205 said, the war will not happen.
682-1: Right now it won't be necesarry.
106: I am already a general in the army, if the war starts, we will be ready.
Bright: *Pulls out a chainsaw covered in blood* Sure, but don't try to scare me, ok? I am not afraid of anything, but people can be afraid of me.
Clef: I made a bet with somebody that I will prank somebody from the Ask, and I have won.
2599: *Kisses him* Alright, come back soon!
682-1: I think that Bright has shown his hentais to everyone.
053: What is a hentai?
682-1: ... Almost everyone.
053: So, what is a hentai?
5205: *Erases 053's memories*
682-1: That was close.
035: I have tried that, but it is impossible.
999: But what did I do to you?
Bright: *Makes a huge smile* I will try to force 343 to make a rock as huge as possible, impossible to lift by anyone, even 343 himself!
5205: This will end in a disaster Bright...
Bright: I can read those stories for 682-3, 682-4 and 682-5, because they are younger.
682-3: *Leaves the room* I am too old for that!
682-4 and 682-5: *Follow 682-3* Same here!
Bright: ...
Clef: ... That was in the past.
682-1: Because he played it on all walls of my containment chamber, and because I can regenerate very fast, I couldn't destroy my eyes and ears.
5205: Nightmare is in my cell, and you did what?! Give me few minutes, I will bring him back. *Teleports to Multiversal Heart*
Author: Two things. One, people wanted that, so they could torture me with all those dares, and two, I didn't want to break her heart.
999: I have an idea how to help him. Take part of my slime body and put it in SCP-914 two times on Very Fine.
Bright: Ok, I will be back soon. *Leaves with part of 999's body*
5205: *Comes back* Ink is alive again. And 173 says, that she hates when somebody calls her a peanut, because it reminds her times, when a small kids tried to eat her.
096: Sure, thanks.
5205: This is not going to end well...
MTF soldier: *Searches SCP-682 x SCP-999 in SCP-1004* Yes, yes, yes! *Turns around and sees angry 682-1*
Author: Rest in peace bro.
682-1: *Eats the soldier*
049: That's enough for few months, thanks.
106: Not anymore.
Pupcakemon
Author: Thanks, but I don't think that I will do that. We have many SCPs and people are giving questions to the same ones every single time. For example Josie hasn't gotten a single question yet. I won't add more people to this Ask when we have so many characters and they don't get any questions. And what? That's over 330 centimeters!
5205: I will not ask them about my fate then, I want this to be a mystery.
682-1: Yea, a little bit, but only if I take a bath.
079: Well, I am afraid that I cannot describe what I have been doing as a human, but you can imagine that.
049: I... I don't know what to think about that.
096: Damn, I am glad that I have a child in different universe!
079: *Crashes*
035: Damn, he really couldn't handle that? Well, in my opinion it is great that this happened in different universe.
5205: *Gives him a needle with a green fluid inside* This is a medicine. Use it to save your universe.
682-1: Sure.
999: ... I am dissapointed.
106: What is this?!
Author: Countryhumans.
106: ...
Author: Ah shit... At least new generations are more tolerant, not like the rest of society of my country.
5205: ... For you this is fine?!
ErmaCrossover106
1048: Well, we became friends, but later she got killed by Chaos Insurgency.
Author: Ok, see you in the next part!