me: *writing*
my brain: so uh thats a new playlist you're listening to, huh?
me: yeah, what about it?
my brain: what if i just... give you a new book idea?
me: huh?
my brain: THATS A YES-
me: NONONO FUCK
my brain: you have a giant idea now bitch
me: i'm not gonna write it
my brain: yes you are
me: no
my brain: how about just like a lil outline
me: fine *writes the outline*
my brain: ...
me: happy?
my brain: no you're gonna write this whole thing
me: are you high? the fandom is dying-
my brain: that's the thing. you're gonna write all of it but you're gonna be so insecure that i'm never gonna let you publish it.
me: ...
my brain: so we're clear
~~
me: jesus girls are pretty
my brain: i know right? but you can't come out until you're independent from your family.
me: i know, i know
my brain 2 secs later: you better take a girl to prom
me: the FUCK
~~
me: can i get some seratonin? please?
my brain: haha no
me: dopamine?
my brain: absolutely not
me: whyyyy
~~
my brain: hey didn't someone say red lobster earlier?
me: huh?
my brain: say that reminds me, didn't you have some spicy ~trauma~ there?
me: nonono SERIOUSLY STOP IT
my brain: haha it's happening again >:)
~~
my brain: *gives me a random headache for no reason*
~~
my brain: but what if you're faking your attraction to girls for attention?
me: but i legitimately like girls??
my brain: what if you're actually straight?
me: i'm rarely attracted to guys??
my brain: but like-
me: shut up
~~
my brain: okay i know i've given you bad advice in the past, but seriously do NOT attack this classmate.
me: but she's homophobic-
my brain: you probably won't be in the same classes as her next year-
me: screw you *attacks her in dm's*
my brain: you're an idiot
me: i'm an idiot who won the argument
my brain: you didn't win!!
me: yes i did my friend said i did and i am
going to use this as my primary source of happiness for the rest of the week
~~~
anyways in conclusion my brain is a dumbass and so am i