GC college ||BTS CRACKFIC

By Lezgetdisbrahd

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"So why did you choose to major in acting?" "I'm good at hiding my emotions" he shrugged. "...you know acting... More

I think this is an intro
1. I don't have think
2. Interviews and Unfortunate Events
4. We're..still BTS
5. Don't fear the bowl

3. Hi we are, BTS!

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By Lezgetdisbrahd

Yoongi felt something warm on his face. His eyes fluttered open and saw sunlight streaming through the curtains to his dorm room which he shared with Seokjin. He groaned and sat up on his bed, yawning. He heard birds chirping, and the smell of flowers near their room eased Yoongi's mind. He stretched and wiped the sleep out of his eyes.

 'Beautiful'  he thought to himself.

 Such a good day. On a normal day he would have just gone back to sleep but today felt special. So he got out of bed and walked towards the balcony. He opened the large window and stepped outside. Yoongi leaned on the railing and stared at one of the school gardens. Just as he was about to close his eyes, he heard whispering. He frowned at looked at the balcony of the room next to his. 

He saw Namjoon staring at one of the plants on the wall next to the railing. It looked like he was mumbling to himself but he was concentrating so hard on it. Yoongi walked towards the direction Namjoon was and leaned over his balcony to get a better look at what Namjoon was doing. After a minute of staring at the taller one Yoongi gave up and decided to ask him what was wrong, which was not a very Yoongi-thing to do but he was genuinely concerned  

''Namjoon.'' Yoongi called out softly and uncertainly. 

Namjoon didn't budge. Yoongi squinted and tried again.

''Namjoon what are yo-''

''A lizard'' Namjoon said slowly.

''....What?'' Yoongi asked in confusion.

Namjoon then averted his gaze to Yoongi. ''A lizard looked me in the eye. We were bonding.''

Yoongi looked at Namjoon with disgust and sighed.

Namjoon took no notice and kept on talking ''It's like it was looking right into my soul. I felt a connection. It's like I found the one I truly lov-'' 

''Please. Please Namjoon. For the love of god shut the fuck up. '' Yoongi said disappointed.

"GOOD MORNING!!!!!" Hoseok loudly greeted from the other side of Yoongi.

"Stop being so fucking loud!" Seokjins voice was faintly heard.

"Ya'll ready for some education?" Jimin appeared beside his roommate Hoseok.

"Fuck no." Jungkook yawned from behind Jimin.

"Okay that's it. I tolerated it yesterday since first times can  be hard-" Seokjin said before snapping his head towards Jimin "Don't."

Jimin shut his mouth.

''This kind of language is not tolerable from your fetus ass" Seokjin continued.

Jungkook blinked. "He just swore. He just- you guys heard right?"

The others all mumbled incoherent nonsense while looking around not wanting to go against the eldest of the group.

"Is that a bird?" Taehyung muttered pointing towards the ceiling trying to change the subject.

"You fucking headass the sky is right there" Namjoon directed his arm towards the sky.

"Well that doesn't mean that there can't be a bird in the ceiling" Jimin feebly tried to defend Taehyung.

"And pray tell Taehyung" Seokjin took a breath "Is there a bird in the ceiling?"

"I wanna say yes but I feel like I should say no" Taehyung nervously chuckled.

"What a fucking dumbass" Jungkook snorted.

Seokjin turned towards Jungkook "What was that?" his voice was deadly calm.

Jungkook clicked his tongue and turned the other way squinting his eyes towards the sky.

 "Is that a bird?"

...

''Okay boys, you know what to do. Just shut up and smile. DO NOT say anything.'' Namjoon said in his 'leader voice'. 

''Yeah okay whatever. Thanks boss.'' Yoongi said and proceeded to ignore Jungkook's annoying chatter about baboons.

Namjoon sighed and opened the door to the classroom. There were at least 30 students inside and all of them were in their own little groups talking about whatever normal high schoolers talk about. Not like the 7 boys would know.

Namjoon took a deep breath and walked in, praying that nothing bad would happen. Like come on, they're just walking inside a classroom. What's the worst that could happen? 

Taehyung tripped on his shoelaces and fell, taking a table along with him.

 Hoseok had already invaded everyones personal space and privacy, asking them questions like what their favourite colour was and how many cats their grandma had.  

 Jin saw a girl putting lip balm on, stormed up to her, noticed it wasn't Nivea or Burt's Bees, snatched it out of her hands and threw it out the window. 

Jungkook had caught some of the popular looking girls' attention so they were staring at him and whispering to each other. He felt nervous and scared so he scooted away from them and ran to Yoongi. 

Yoongi immediately dodged the running Jungkook, causing the younger to lose his balance and fall on a guy with pink hair.

Jungkook screamed and ran to the other side of the classroom.

He bumped into Namjoon and looked up at him with doe eyes and a pout on his face. ''Hyung, I'm scared of this place.'' 

Namjoon looked at the commotion and immediately regretted life. Everyone in the classroom was staring at them. Great. Just great.

Just when Namjoon was about to drag the boys away from everyone, all of them heard a woman's voice.

''Good morning~'' a very young lady walked in carrying a few books, wearing a tight skirt and a white shirt with black heels. She had dark silky hair and plump pink lips. Her eyes were a pretty golden brown. She was beautiful....in the eyes of the other students. And maybe Park Jimin.

All of the students smiled and stared at her except for the seven new boys. 

Seokjin was the first to speak up. ''Who are you? And who told you to get out of the bin and roam around?'' he asked in a disgusted tone.

''Nice to meet you too. You must be one of the new students.'' the lady said, half irritated. 

Namjoon took the chance and stepped infront of her. ''Yes, we..'' he said gesturing at the boys ''are the new students. Nice to meet you.''

''Ahhh I see..'' She said with an amused look on her face, slightly checking the 7 boys out.

''Well, please take your seats. My name is Rozzane, you will call me Ms.Drew.''

''Nancy Drew be looking real different here.'' Jimin said under his breath. 

''WELL. Let's see if everyone is here shall we?'' she asked the class giving them a diabetic smile.

''Park Jimin?'' she called out.

''Here.''

''Here.'' Jimin said and then turned around in confusion. 

He saw a girl looking at him, equally confused.

''The hell girl, I'm Park Jimin. Who are you?'' Jimin said irritated. 

''Uhm I'm Park Jimin. What do you want?'' She said glaring at him

''Ooo I smell a catfight.'' Taehyung whispered to Namjoon. 

Namjoon stared at Taehyung and shifted his gaze to the window, wishing he could jump out from it.

 Jimin crossed his legs and exaggerated his blink. ''Ohohoho! Bitch! Stop being like Jeon fucking Jungkook and stealing everything from me. He has has stolen EVERYTHING from me. Except for my virginity god dammit Jeon-''

''Wait wha-'' Park Jimin 2.0 started.

''Besides the point! Excuse me Miss Hot detective-''

''It's Ms. Drew.'' the teacher replied dryly.

''This is insane! There's only one Park Jimin and one Busan Bitch. And that person, is me. Why does no one get that?'' Jimin asked, looking at the class as if he expected everyone to know. 

Suddenly Park Jimin 2.0 stood up and slammed her hands on the desk. ''You know what?! We're going to have a contest to see who the real Park Jimin is! There will be singing, dancing and modelling. And the winner gets to sleep with the hottest guy and in school AND gets the title Park. Jimin.  Meet me today at 4 p.m. Near the school grounds.'' She said looking at Jimin dead in the eye.

Namjoon suddenly stepped up and began to speak. ''Is all of this really necess-'' 

''Shutup!'' Jimin and Jimin 2.0 shouted together. 


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Hey guys sorry for the extremely non weekly update. Them brain juices just ain't flowing (yes that is the most pleasant way to say it). 

Anywaysss hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!

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Lezgetdisbrahd <3



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