Ask The Creepy Pasta And Me

By nialler_boobear79

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Well here is my ask the creepy pasta book that is full of complete and utter randomness. Just dare and ask us... More

hey guys
my bro likes cp
*gasp* My B-day ahhh
awkward.....
ooookayyyy
the secrets out
mhm... sure
aww poor toby...wtf
woop woop
birthday special!!!
oh, back with the crushes
super suprise
oh my god halloween
I don't even know, coffee cups
its kinda obvious
let the prank wars begin
i have no friends! and water
south park
thank you
presents and some kissing
ashton and some nyan cat!
a/n
yayyy
go slendy!
whos ya fav?
whos ya fav part 2 and singing!
fierce.
smooching
seven minutes in hell
christmas!
weeeell fuck
ugly sweaters, mistletoe, and singing!
malls and singing!
geezus! and chocolate milk :3
oh. god. what have you done!?
woah, were going too far
just some pewds
Cinderella. NO FIGHTING!
ASDFGJKKL
stalker much! and some booty shakin ;)
Interesting.....
oh god this is great! XD
claps to you.
HOLY FUCK IM SO SORRY
TWERK BITCH
asdfghjkl
wait... what? this is so fucked up!
BUTT LICKING, PARTAYING, SINGING! FANTABULOUS
sharks! and love'in. kidding we hate eachother :D
POPTARTS
THIS IS TWISTED!
screaming shopping and hatred.
DISNEY LAND. bro... no... bro.
makeovers, TO DA BEACH and BEN SHUT IT!
i have no title... XD so much shit!
Shaving, and some tities wait what!?!?!
A/N
fixing, dates, parties, and tripy snow
cockblock and snakes
Twerking and they gots DA BOOTY
SNATCH AND RUN HOMIES. new jobs? FIGHT!
PARTAY.... what a buzz kill
wow _-_, some smutish stuff, + smoching
AGAIN
slaps and some obvious things
dem moves. WE'VE HIT A MORTAL!
NUU BILL, CRAZY HIPPIES, yeah.. no..
Okiiiiiieeeee
wont be on in a while...
GUYS IM BACK
Byeee

New Years!

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By nialler_boobear79

Me: Happy new years my bitches! *throws confetti*

All: yayyy!

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HAPPY NEW YEARS WOOHOO!

All: *partying*

Me&Jeff: *look at Izzy and Luke dancing* *look at each other*

Both: pfffft hahahahahahaha that's never gonna happen! *laughing*

Ashton: wanna dance?

Me: nah, I think I'll just sit and get drunk with Jeff, I don't dance. (Ya'know zayn's shirt cool kids don't dance.)

Ashton: pleeease? *puppy dog eyes* calum and cynny are dancing, Izzy and Luke are, so why can't we?

Me: mmmmm- fine! Only cause your so cute.

Ashton: I know.

Izzy: *looks at us* SASS.

Me: *gets up* c'ya Jeff.

Jeff: y-yeah you to gurrrrlygurrrrl. *drunk*

Me&ash: *dancing*

Toby: hmpf. *crosses arms*

Me: oh, don't be such a child. Me and ash are friends calm down.

Toby: can we dance next?

Me: sure.

Michael: hey Jeff.

Jeff: what's up. Pretty boy!

Michael: okay your are fully drunk.

Jeff: no I'm not I'm barley buzzed. *falls off his chair*

Michael: yeah, yeah okay. *chuckles taking a sipe if wine* damn this shit is classy.

Jeff: *mumbles on the ground*

All: *dancing their butts off*

After all the partying shit:

Slendy: so, what are everyones new years resolution?

Me: I have plenty but im sure I'll just end up doing the same shit I did last year. Fangirl, eat, sleep, ect.

All: same.

Slender: well.... That's lovely.

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