Cynny: i dare Jeff to magically have an ass, go to a strip club, and give a girl a lap dance. (You dont have to, ive been whatching some weird movies lately.)
Me: im scarred to ask what movie... ANYWAY, MF, APPEAR.
MF: yes?
Me: give jeff da booty.
MF: *throws sparkles. Poof.*
Jeff: holy shit im nicki Minaj!
Cynny: yeah yeah yeah let's just get you to a club.
Izzy: c'mon guys! *gets in car and drives to a club*
Jeff: *twerking on stage* okay. I need to give a girl a lap dance... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................hmmmmmm.... KIRSTEN!
Me: *looks up from phone* wait wh- AAAAAHHHHH JEFF GET YOU ELEPHANT DICK OUTTA MY FACE DAMNIT! AHHHH GET OFF ME! >-<
Toby: JEFF GET OFF HER.
Jeff: ALL NAH NINJA THIS IS A DARE!
Everyone: laughing.
BACK AT DA HOUSE WITH MF AND BEN:
MF: i never get a thanks around here.
BEN: same.
MF: you dont do anything to deserve a thanks.
BEN: shut up. *looks at MF for a minute before leaping an kissing her*
Everyone else: *walk in*
Me: *arms crossed* that was gross.
Izzy: MERRY CHRISTM- WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!
BEN: AHHHHH WTF AM I DOING!?
Me: hm. i dont know, making out with my MF sounds about right! You dick.
MF: im out! *poof*
Me: that bitch.
Calum: well this is awkward...
All: very...
(This was short but my other chapters fucked up so i couldn't see the comments :( okay leave you dares ans questions below. Cya babes byeee ;D)
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Ask The Creepy Pasta And Me
FanfictionWell here is my ask the creepy pasta book that is full of complete and utter randomness. Just dare and ask us things and we'll be happy to answer the questions and do the dares.
