I am trying my best to come up with these Incorrect Quotes and upload them, once in a while. Enjoy<3...
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Police officer: You two kids, what's your name?
Zander: We are not telling you our names, right Jake?
Police officer: So he is Jake.*notes down the name*
Jake: Why did u say my name Zander, you salty fool?
Police officer: *notes down the names*
Jake and Zander: *Glaring at each other*
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Milly: So Zander's dead body is completely covered right, Sean?
Sean: Wait, it need some finishing touches.
Sean: *sprinkles salt*
Sean: Now we are ready.
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Lia: Do you think my tinder account will attract cute boys?
Zoey: Girl, of course. I haven't even use my account for like two months.
Drew: Zoey, WE HAVE BEEN DATING FOR THREE YEARS.
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Elliot: Uh h-hey Luke. I want to ask you a question. Is three a big number?
Luke: Depends on context. Dollars no. Dead Bodies, definitely.
Elliot: *Sweating*
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Luke: Living with Zander is kinda tough.
Luke: Once he was angry and I asked him for water. He gave me a cup with ice and said, "Wait for it to melt down"
Luke: I love him...
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Milly: So Hailey....I heard you have a crush on Jake.
Hailey: *sweating* umm....no.
Milly: Then why did you scribble 'J+H' everywhere?
Hailey: *Sweats Intensely* I-it stands for Justice and Honesty for life, you know?
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Sean: Whenever you look at the moon, did you ever think that Shakespeare, Stephen Hawking, and more important people look at the same moon you are looking at?
Milly: They are dead after looking at the moon. THE MOON IS KILLING PEOPLE. WAKE UP HUMANS.
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Milly: Come on, Jake. Be a man and ask Daisy out already.
Jake: I am only a teenager, Milly, not a man yet.
Milly: Oh yea.....I forgot.
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Milly: I have done a lot of dumb stuff.
Luke & Zander: We have witnessed a lot of dumb stuff.
Sean: I have recorded a lot of dumb stuff.
Jake: I joined her in a lot of dumb stuff.
Hailey: AND I TRIED TO STOP A LOT OF DUMB STUFF.
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Daisy: Hey Sean, what are you doing?
Sean: Looking and naming the stars after the people I love.
Daisy: Well did I get any?
Sean: Well yea, you get the sun.
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So that is it folks. A chapter 4 of incorrect Quotes. I want to say it again, thank you so much for the reads and votes. I really appreciate it ☺️💖. I have an announcement by the way. The next chapter is going to be a JANDER chapter of Incorrect Quotes so stay tune..... Now I shall go to sleep. BYE
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