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⁑ Warnings: Mentions of death, violence, and blood.
Björn would hit the head of the wretched man who's snooping his wife against the door, then pull him by his collar.
"If I see you next to my wife's room once again, next door you'll be snooping will be the Valhalla's, now get the hell outta here!"
Ubbe would pull the door against the snooper's nose, breaking it. Then he'll say he will count to ten and give him this time to vanish from his sight.
"Seven... eight... I never said I would start at the one! Nine..."
Hvitserk would give no chance to the bastard who will probably have no time to understand he is fucked between Hvitserk's voice screaming and his fists destroying the snooper's face.
"Don't... *punch*... you... *punch*... EVER... *punch* dare to look to my wife again! *some few more punches, just in case*"
Sigurd would poke the snooper's shoulder just to cut his eye with a dagger as soon as the man turns to him. While the man is bleeding, he'll put the dagger back in his waist, then lower his body down near the snooper.
"You should stop screaming and start thanking the gods I'm leaving you with the other eye... If I see you snooping around again, you'll be a blind man! Was I clear?"
Ivar
The image says everything: his wife would see the tip of the arrow at the other side of the door.
"Love, stay inside your room. At least until the men finish unpinning this bastard from your door."
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