Why are there so many incorrect quotes sitting around my notes??? Anyways, I'm posting this because I'm at an after after party party and I am super bored because all the other adults are 21+ and are getting drunk and I'm being the responsible adult. Anyways, Dr. Pepper FTW. Enjoy!
Unicorn: I wish you would just admit it when you made a mistake
Goldy, aggressively stirring her coffee: For the last time, I told you, I like it with salt!
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Judge: You're charged with... breaking into a pet store?
Tina, leaning close into the mic: I thought the cats might be lonely, your Honor.
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Tina: I can control an element
Goldy: Which element?
Tina: The element of surprise [stabs]
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Ryan in a car: Watch out for that pedestrian!
Tina, driving: It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!
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Ryan: Everyone know what they're doing?
Goldy: In general or the plan?
Ryan: The plan, Goldy.
Goldy: Oh, phew.
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Goldy: I have no idea what's going on right now, but everyone is talking, so I think I should be doing that too!
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Goldy: You're so tall. What do you even see from all the way up there?
Tina: Everyone's flaws.
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Tina: Bring Lizzie to me.
Tony: She locked herself in her room.
Tina: Just tell her I said anything factually inaccurate.
[Two minutes later]
Lizzie: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean????
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Goldy: I know we don't always see eye to eye-
Tina: That's because you're so short.
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Ryan: Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?
Tina: Was I not supposed to?