Typical South Park One Shots...

By animefreakduh

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-CLOSED FOR REQUESTS- Like the title suggests it's just your typical South ParkxReader and ONESHOTS I'll ad... More

Authors Note
Table Of Contents
Down in the Dumps(Stanxreader)
Shoplifter: The one who stole my heart(Craigxreader)
Smarty Pants(Kylexreader)
The Hood(Kennyxreader)
A Mysterious Encounter(Mysterionxreader)
Cold-Blooded's Hot Juicy Tomato Kiss(Mikexreader)
The Libraries' Dark Secrets(Wendyxreader)
Cheesey Poof Party(Cartmanxreader)
Conformist Bitch(Petexreader)
Comfort of a Friend(Tweekxreader)
La Petite Tourette XD(Thomasxreader)
SHEET, Le Guard Dogs(Christophexreader)
Kyle's Little Brother Grows Up(Ikexreader)
Satan's Son(Damienxreader)
I'm not French!(Pipxreader)
Words Hurt but Heal(Craigxreader)
You're not dumb you're special(Clydexreader)
Not what I expected(Kevinxreader)
Two year Gap(KylexreaderxKenny)
Two Year Gap Alternate Ending(KylexreaderxKenny)
This Hell I Live(Buttersxreader)
Monster Inside Me(Kylexreader)
Chicks before Dicks?(Stanxreader)
Coffee Break(Tweekxreader)
Basket Ball Tryouts(Tokenxreader)
Shelly's New Friend(Stanxreaderxkyle)
Change(Cartmanxreader)
On the Inside(Clydexreader)
Sinful Thought(Damienxreader)
Fringe(Tweekxreader)
Stuck in these Ditches(Christophexreader)
Identity Crisis(Pipxreader)
Je t'aime(Christophexfrenchreader)
Broken Glass(Craigxnerdy reader)
Love is Pain(Petexconfirmist reader)
Shorty(Firklexreader)
Cigarette Bud(Michaelxreader)
Genius in Love?(Ikexreader)
Desolate Night(Coonxreader)
Haunting(Petexreader)
evil and good(Mysterionxreader)
Blowing up a hospital just seems Mean(Professor Chaosxevil reader)
Wow what a great audience(Jimmyxreader)
Free(Human kitexreader)
Love is for Conformists(Michaelxreader)
Don't know when to stop(abusive!Jersey Kylexreader)
I'm so nonconformist, I'll do it(Michaelxreader)
Sparks and Sparkles?(Mikexgoth reader)
Society Sucks(Kylexchubby reader)
Oh Hamburgers(Buttersxreader)
How to Save a Life(Humankitexreader)
Rusty Scissors(Craigxsuicidal reader)
Questionmark(Mysterionxreader)
Hardly Alive(Mysterionxsuper hero reader)
Never Seen(Christophextomboy reader)
Raven Eyes(Goth Stanxreader)
Twigs do have Thorns(King Kylexreader)
One too many Scars PT.1(Christophexreader)
Healing Wounds PT.2(Christophexreader)
What it takes to Dribble(Bridonxreader)
Unfinished Chemistry(StanxWendyxBridon)
Hidden(Scott Malkinsonxreader)
Proper Term(Kylexladylike reader)
Coffee Stains(KennyxTweek's sister, reader)
Stripe(Craigxreader)
Restraining Order(Trentxreader)
Carved Words(yandere Kylexreader)
Short Hair(Yandere Kennyxreader)
Slits(yandere Craigxreader)
It Started with a Whisper(Tweekxreader)
*LEMON* The Want(Kylexreader)
*LEMON*Can I wait?(Trentxshyreader)
Never Notice(Clydexreader)
Time Wasted(Mikexreader)
Silent Jobs(Gregoryxreader)
The Bus Boy(AU Craigxprincess of America reader)
The "Dumb" Blonde(Gregoryxreader)
Chullo Hat(Craigxreader)
Raven Hair and Yellow Puffballs(Craigxreader)
My Addiction(Tweekx suicidal reader)
Sheet Hit the Fan(ChristophexreaderxGregory)
*Alternate Ending*Ze Mess I Made(GregoryxreaderxChristophe)
Ze Mission Impossible(Christophexreader)
March Forward(Gregoryxreader)
La Resistance(Christophexreader)
More than Just Sides(King KylexSorcerer Reader)
More than Just us(MikexreaderxMichael)
*Alternate Ending*No, It's Just Us(MichaelxreaderxMike)
Tacos and Clyde(Clydexreader)
Grafitti or art?(Craigxreader)
Twitch(Tweekxreader)
*Lemon* Jailed(Trentxshy reader PT3)
Filling The Void (Cartmanxsuicidal reader)
The Tenet to her Heart (Kylexsuicidal reader)
Guns and Roses(Protective Craigxshy reader)
Loose Ends (Protective Tweekxshy reader)
Let me Go(KennyxYandere reader)
How Many Holes in a Basketball(Bridonxshy reader)
If Today Were Your Last Day (KennyxSucidal reader)
The World Beneath Our Feet (Professor Chaosxreader)
If it were Different(ButtersxComplicated reader)
Triple Dog Dare (Goth Stanxreader)
Weak (Cartmanx Depressed Chubby reader)
Blind sighted(Gregoryxreader)
Used and Abused(Christophexreader)
*LEMON* Last Straw(ChristophexreaderxGregory)
*LEMON* Domino Effect (GregoryxreaderxChristophe)*Alternate Ending*
Angel's Dust(Christophexreader)
It's Not a Game (Vampire Kylexreader)
*LEMON* You Had me at Hello (Petexreader)
Leave Me Alone, Damn it (CraigxVampire reader)
I'll Kill her if I Have to (AngelreaderxDamien)
She Remembers (Immortal readerxKenny)
Actions Speak Louder Than Words(KylexTomboy reader)
No one to Trust(AdreaderxKyle)
Now You're Speaking My Language (ChristophexFrench reader)
Look My Way(Kylexreader)
The Card(TweekxReader)
It's Something Called a Heart(Kylexreader)
A Precious Gift (KylexreaderxKenny)
*Alternate Ending*Be Careful What You Wish For (KennyxreaderxKyle)
Only thing I can't Afford's a Mistake(Kennyxreader)
Was it That Obvious? (Toolshedxreader)
*LEMON*Is it Love?(Kennyxreader)
O.S Calm, cool, and Coffee?(Creek)
O.S Perfect Girl(Cryde)
O.S Marjorine(South Park 2p's)
O.S Ze mole Duo(Twinstophe)
O.S Outside?(Stick of Truth)
O.S Damn it we're Conformists(Michrietta)
O.S Transperency(Candy)
O.S Ericka, Wendell, and Ben(Genderbender)
O.S Papa Johns(Gluten-Free Ebola)
O.S Muff Cabbage(Jersey thing)
O.S Rivalry(North Park)
O.S Nothing odd(Home Lives)
O.S Elementary my dear Kyle(2nd Generation)
O.S You're Still a Dirty Jew(Kyman)
O.S New girl in Town(Stendy)
O.S Kicked out of Village Inn(PetexTweek)
O.S Reaper Scythe Challenge(Soul Eater/Soul Park)
O.S We're Human Too(Tokyo Ghoul)
O.S Too Much Pressure(Creek)
O.S Sticks and Stones(Stenny)
O.S Had Enough(Style)
O.S Toxic(Crenny)
O.S Breaking Bonds(Style)
O.S His Soothing Voice(Creek)
O.S A Dark Secret(Style fem Kyle)
O.S Terrible Things (Michrietta One shot)
O.S Where's Stan (MichaelxStan)
O.S Wrong Intentions (CraigxHenrietta)
O.S Conformist Ways(Firkle O.S)
O.S Disapproving "Big Brother" (FirklexIke)
O.S What Could Be (HenriettaxGoth Stan)
O.S I Wanna Be Adored(CartmanxHenrietta)
O.S Craig Did What???(CrennyPT2)
O.S The Odd Kid(FirklexIke)
O.S It's a Guy Thing(Staig)
O.S I Fucking Hate You(Gregstophe)
O.S She's My Sister(Creek)
O.S That Was Today?(Kyman)
O.C Rich Boys Finish Last(Token)
O.C Run Away(Craig)
O.C Help in more ways than One(Kyle)
O.C Is it Wrong?(Craig)
O.C Beating around the Bush(ChristophexreaderxPete)
O.C Birthday Bash(Craig)
O.C Welcome to the Freakshow(Tweek)
O.C Silent Sorrow(Craig)
O.C Lucas' Bi....Cycle(Craig)
O.C Our Way With Words(Kyle)
O.C Everything Wrong with the Things I Love(KennyxO.CxTweek)
O.C Everything Wrong with the Things I Love( TweekxO.CxKenny)*Alternate Ending*
O.C Duos don't call for Triples(O.CxKenny)
O.C The Light at the End of the Tunnel(Butters)
O.C Over The Years (Craig)
O.C Just Friends(Kenny)
A/N THANKS!
A/N Book 2
A/N HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE!
A/N Because I Got Tagged
A/N
A/N The Tag-Along (*Nudge* *Nudge* Eh, get it? T.T)
A/N Slow Updates New Book
The Tag Back
Tagged
A/N THE END &Book 2
XReader Books
Quick A/N

Dusty Floors(Tweekxshy reader)

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By animefreakduh

 Dedicated to SKITTLES_KAT for requesting tweekxshy reader. Song is All of me by John Legend. Tweek at the side anime style. (I had way too much fun writing this XD)

AFD

I held his wrists tightly as I pinned him against the wall. "What do you want!" The blond screamed. I snickered looking at him menacingly. He yelped trying so hard to escape my grip. I laughed at his pitiful state.

"To kill! What more than to see the blood drip from your delicate neck!" I hollered taking out the sharp knife. I began to run at him when I was interrupted.

"Cut!" I sighe a breath of relief dropping the floppy foam knife. I gave him a pat on the shoulder with a smile.
"Good job, you looked like you were really scared!" I laughed. He jumped backing away. I looked at  him as he ran out of the building, what was his problem? I didn't even cah his name. 

I was taking theatre class for the summer mom said she thought it may help my self-easteem issues and motivation. She was right it was starting to work. The only thing I found annoying was that kid. He was a pretty good actor but he never spoke to me. The play we were acting out was like a modern day Hamlet. That's what annoyed me the most. We had been practicing for three weeks now and the kid never spoke to me outside of theatre class. Whenever I'd try to talk he'd run off. It had been two hours since class ended now. 

Our performance was one week from now. I hated to admit it but I only really talked during drama and I only tried talking to blondie who'd run from me. Maybe I only tried talking to him because I knew he would never acknowledge me and if I tried with others they would. I sighed looking to the clouds. I had no idea where the hell I was going.

Tweek's P.O.V

I started to broom hoping I wouldn't get dust in my mouth. I was shaking in my skin as I looked to the floor trying to talk to the guys as well.

"No one wants to kill you dude, you're just over-reacting." Stan sighed drinking some coffee. Easy for him to say he had friends who could protect him and he was ignorant to the dangers of this world. I shook my head as my body shook.

"She's trying to kill me! She said she wanted to watch my blood drip from my neck... NRR! Help!" I screamed. The guys all sighed. I shook my head again. "I... I-It's true!" I screamed. Kenny shook his head.

"Just calm down...." Just then the bell rang signifying someone had entered the shop. My eyes widened and the guys faced the door. It was her. Her (h/c) hair bounced on her shoulder as her (e/c) eyes scanned her surroundings. I squeaked trying not to run.

"Is that her?" Cartman whispered almost laughing. I nodded pulling my hair. The guys all bursted out into laughter.

Kyle quickly slammed at the table trying to control his laughter. "She looks like a little mouse!" He screamed laughing. I shook my head tugging harder at my blonde hair. 

"Dude, I have that girl in English, she never spaks she has the personality of a wet carrot." Stan sighed. His words made me pull my hair out. 

"GAH I PULLED MY HAIR OUT!" I screamed. This made the girl who entered stare at me. Her eyes widened as she recognized me. I immediately got out my chair. I began to run passed her but she grabbed my hand.

"You!" She hissed, pinning me down. I found it hard to breath as she placed her foot on my back. The guys were all laughing at me. 

"Why do you try so hard to avoid me!" She screamed. I couldn't reply as she pressed my face against the dusty floors. Damn, I wished I broomed it better before she came. In seconds after their laughter stopped the guys finally came to help. Kenny and Cartman pried her off  as Stan and Kyle helped me up.

"Okay, leave Tweek alone you'll give him a heart attack." Kenny sighed walking towards the door. In seconsd they pushed her out of the coffee house. I sighed a breath of relief as I sat down taking deep breaths.

***************One Week Later*****************************

It was finally the day. I already had five panic attacks. I couldn't go on stage and face my murderer. The person who wanted me dead for no reason. "Five minutes to curtain." Mr. Mackey said. I swallowed hard getting dressed. The rest of our teammates seemed cool but I never really saw ___. I had been avoiding her for so long I hadn't even noticed she was actually indeed gone. When one minute till curtain came Mr. Mackey decided she needed to be replaced.

"I'll do it..." I turned around to see Craig. 

Mr. Mackey started to laugh. "Craig, you're not even in this theatre class m'kay." He said laughing. I started shaking more fiercely.

"Yeah but I've watched you guys practice, I mean I am his ride home." He said smugly. I jumped knowing it was true. I wasn't allowed to drive because my nerves so Craig was my ride home for the summer. 

"Craig's gonna kill me!" I screamed. He gave me a simple smile shooting me with his finger.  I pulled my hair again. "AGH! No, I can't do this!" I screamed even louder. It was too late though the curtains were about to rise. We all got to our places as the curtain rose.

Craig quickly grabbed the knife out of his pocket pinning me to the wall. "What do you want!" I screamed. Craig gritted his teeth bursting into a maniacal laughter even more menacing than ___'s.

I shook in my skin squirming in his grip. Craig's horrible breath stung my nose as he got closer with his evil eyes. He began to whisper. "To-"

A scream from above made us all look up. "I'll save you from the likes of that beast!" Craig loosened his grip on me letting me fall to the floor. He scoffed as ___ quickly fell in between us. Her hair was in a tight bun hidden by a black cloak, so she looked more like a man.

"Hamlet stay clear from Claudius for I am.... uh...." She couldn't finish her sentence as she thought for a moment. "I am, his secret admirer sent to protect him!" We all looked at her dully but the audience was digging it up. Craig liked it to getting his floppy knife and running towards ___.

"Fool! No one can protect Claudius now, he killed my father!" Craig screamed. The knife impailed ___ but she didn't do what most actors did. She didn't fall to the ground wrihing in pain. 

"Yeah yeah move aside Hamlet I got to talk to Claudius." She said grabbing the stirophone knife and tossing it aside. The audience was whidpering around us. "I am invincible to... steal for I am really a... VAMPIRE! Blah!" She hissed tightening the cloak around her. I saw a grin on her face. She was having too much fun with this. I was trying hard not to pull my hair out.

She shoved Craig aside walking towards me. She kneeled in front of me. "Claudius, please accept my dearest apologies..." She began. I frowned looking down at her. 

"Uh..." I didn't know what to say.

"I have faltered and because of it Prince Hamlet scratched your face. She got up cupping my face in her hands. "Please, I 've meant you no harm from the beginning..." She winked and I suddenly got red realizing we were in front of one hundred people. "I knew I'd only be able to tell you such in front of an audience such as Hamlet...." Again she winked. I sighed giving her a slanted smile. "Because, Claudius I've admired you from a far and I'm done watching! What do you have to say!" She screamed the audience gasped at the sudden change in mood.

I stepped back shaking. "Uh..." She smiled sweetly dropping the cloak from her body.

"Please Claudius I... I think I love you." She said red in the face. My face even got deeper. I shook my head a thousand times and the audience gasped once again.

"Pressure! Too much pressure!" I screamed. She looked away a tear in her eye. 

"Say no more, I understand but grant me this..." She grabbed my hand pulling me in her embrace. I looked up at her leaning forward ever so slowly. In secons our lips were together in a kiss.

"BOOO!" I broke away to see the guys with tomatoes in their hands. "We wanted to see someone die! Come on not some make out and vampires! BOO!"  I sort of laughed brushing the back of my head. I tried talking to them but ___ took care of it.

"How 'bout I kill you!" She screamed jumping off the stage and chasing the guys who ran for mercy. 

"AGH! The end!" I screamed bowing. Craig looked dully at us.  

"Hey guys wait up! I'm done acting take me with you!" I laughed blushing. I liked ___, and it was pretty fun.

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