the Kars Effect

By Fluffyplatypus25

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What if Kars crash landed back on earth in 1999 but without his memories, and was found by a certain female... More

Crash
Jolyne
Morioh, Japan
OH MAH GAWD HOWRY SHIIII
Kira Yoshikagi: BITE ZA DUSTO
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Pillarman
I, Kars... uh... Karsovanna have a Passion
Kars Stand Vote
KARSU STANDO POWA!!!-Updated
Immortal, Eternal Life.... AND STANDO POWA!!!!!
Karsu POWA
Pecci the Tank Engine
Homunculus, Bakugou's, IceIce Baby? DI MOLTO!!!!!
Wrath of the King
Infamous K.A.R.S
The Fatal Mistake
The Mold man and the Secco
The Arrow
the Requiem Screams "AYAYAYAYAY!"
The Ultimate Lifeform
Arriveiderci... Italy
The Ultimate Gang-star
Kars the pRiMo mAFioSO
Jorge Joestar was a mistake
Maria Maria
Don't take my man
Granite Sea
*INSERT DISCOUNT STONE OCEAN HERE*
Fool's Freighter
Disc
Prison Break
Reunion
Kars and The Ink Machine
idk... uh.... Kars go Vroom Vroom
Haha... so turns out I gotta do one more Chapter before the end
Ending 1
Ending 2
Ending 3
THE END THING-A-MA-BOB!!!
Scrapped Ideas thing
BEHOLD MY STAND『YOUTUBE REWIND』

Everytime we Touch

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By Fluffyplatypus25

(The reason I've had such Trouble with the ending of this story is Cuz I haven't "Properly" read Stone Ocean and I don't own any Manga so I'm just using Summaries and Memes)

The Pillarman looks around his surroundings

he has no Idea where the heck he is...

yet again... he has to track Jolyne

which is just a pain....

I mean it'll Probably be easier now that he has a General Scent he needs to follow

but it's just inconvenient...

but he Knows the smell of Jolyne, Ermes, that Kid that's always following them, Anasui, and the Weird Edgy guy in the ushanka.


turns out "The Weird Edgy guy in the ushanka" is dead now....

Kars finds his Body and finds he's Completely Dead, and unlike F.F he's a Human, once they Die it's forever

I mean... Zombies... but then He'd just be a mindless Drone that would Die in the sun...

actually....

Old New Kars would have Respect for the dead and would never even consider it

but these are drastic times...

Kars Goes off to grab a Body Bag then Returns shoving his Body into it for later


Kars Slings the bag over his Shoulder as passerby look at him concerned

"Sorry, Body Disposal." Kars Lies

the Pillarman Runs off on the Trail of Jolyne's Smell

it's the one he's most familiar with....

cuz it was one of the first he smelled after nearly 70 years in Space


eventually he Tracks them to Cape Canaveral

Suddenly as he Arrives Gravity Begins to go Wonky

Kars is Pulled backward by Gravity

to stop this he Digs his feet into the Concrete Runway


this would be much easier if he wasn't Dragging a Corpse around

that's when he smells Pucci

he sees Pucci

but....

his stand is Different

suffice to say after everything he's Done Kars Wants some Revenge

so he Wraps the Body bag around his body like a backpack and Flies up

Pucci's face of Fright at the sight of the Pillarman couldn't be put to words

(Just Imagine that Scene from OPM where Boros Looms over Saitama before kicking him... Except.... Y'know actually effective...)

EDIT: eventually I did just doodle it myself


now... Kars COULD just take a swing at his neck and snap it like a twig

but Instead he has a Plan

it's still day... so a Zombie would be Useless...

but the body itself?

anything can be a Blunt weapon

He unstraps The Body bag and Slaps Pucci across the face with it

as Pucci Recoils Kars releases the bag and summons Drive in an attempt to Possess his stand and turn it against him

but the Stand Blocks Kars's arm Striking him in the face as Pucci Recovers Calling out

"『C-MOON』"

the Stand Punches Kars in the Chest

with those Words Kars feels his Body be Surrounded by Force

his Body Begins to Collapse on itself in a Blood mess

as his Body is Crumpled like a Cringy Doodle he manages to hook himself on a Building

he falls unconsious


as he finishes Regenerating and awakes Gravity has been restored

Kars gets up, Finds the Body bag and Continues to search for Jolyne

he's sure he's found her

but in an instant "ORA!" Kars's Jaw is dislocated and he is sent Flying

"Dad! What the Hell?!" Jolyne expresses

"When I woke up Joseph informed me he attacked the facility I was held in, he may not be the same Kars you Know... and considering a Broken Jaw is like a Scrape to the knee to Kars. He'll be fine if he's still on our side..." Jotaro Kujo Responds

Kars Holds up a Thumbs up as he Resets his jaw

Kars:"Yeah, had a Whole "Mid-Life Crisis"..... despite not have a Mid-Life. got my old Memories, still a Cool dude."


Jotaro:"Yare Yare... anyway, we're Looking for Pucci Right now..."

Kars:"Hmm... I'd Track him but.... my Nose is still Regenerating from being Crushed under my own weight, so I'll just help look."

he Slings the body bag over his Shoulder

"Um... Kars? what's that?" Jolyne asks

"Smells like Death." Anasui adds


"Oh This?" Kars responds Opening the bag revealing the bruised and beaten Cadaver of Weather

"Kars? what the Actual Fuck?" Jolyne asks

Kars:"I thought he'd be useful if we need a Zombie?"

"No! Leave his Body alone!" Jolyne Yells

the Pillarman zips up the Bag and Drops it on the floor sadly


Kars Helps with the search

as they do him and Anasui Talk about What They're gonna do after this is all taken care of

Kars:"After all this is over I might head up to Canada, I'm interested in checking out Tinkertown."

Anasui:"Nice, I'm going to get Mr. Kujo's Blessing to Marry Jolyne...."

Kars:"Actually.... It's Dr. Kujo, he's a marine Biologist..."

Anasui:"Really? I wouldn't Figure him for the academic Type. Hey... Kars... Sorry about our First meeting... I-I just want to bury the Hatchet with anyone close to Jolyne, Before I marry her that is..."

Jotaro looks over and gives Kars a look that says "If he tries anything, I'll Kill him... you Hide the Body..."


eventually Kars's Sense of smell does come back

but it is Far too late

the last Thing he hears before the ensuing Slaughter being "『MADE IN HEAVEN』"

The World around them begins to spin

Before Kars can React He is Cleaved in two by a Blinding Flash



'Ight... here we are... end of the Road, I couldn't Think of a specific Ending for this story so I decided to do 3. but I'm Gonna give you all a choice.... you can vote for how I release them

A. Release them all together so people can Choose what Ending they want to try first

B. Release them as I Finish them

C. Stop Making Polls and go Work on your other Stories.... I know where you live, I'm going to go Gangster On Your Canadian Ass!

If you don't want the Subject of each ending don't read the Comment on this line cuz I'll reveal the Order and names of each Ending, but if you want to wait for a specific one look and decide....


might just do A anyway, but I'll make a deal... if I have at least one done by the end of next week I'll release it

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