[Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 - 3:42 AM]
Haz: LOUIS
Tommo: you're late
Haz: THEY STOLE MY TEETH
Tommo: that's your excuse?
Haz: THEY'RE GOING TO SELL THEM TO THE TOOTH FAIRY AND KEEP THE PROFITS FOR THEMSELVES
Tommo: haz, have you been sniffing more of that glue recently? cause you're sounding proper insane today
Haz: oh my god you're right
Tommo: why have you stopped using punctuation and capitals, this isn't right
Haz: THEY DRUGGED ME
Haz: THAT'S WHY I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
Tommo: wait, hang on, is today the 16th?
Haz: it's ur mum o'clock
Tommo: no, it's time to stop
Haz: it's time for you to get a better attitude
Tommo: oh boy, this is gonna be a long conversation
Tommo: hazza, was today wisdom teeth removal day?
Haz: but i don't want them to take my wisdom, boobear
Tommo: i'm fairly sure they've already taken it
Haz: how am i supposed to tell you all the facts?
Haz: i think i'm gonna cry
Tommo: no, no, it's okay, you can still tell me all the facts
Tommo: we can even learn new fact together
Haz: no thank you, lou. i don't want to learn anymore
Tommo: what, that's outrageous
Tommo: all you do is learn
Haz: last time i checked this isn't school so my brain will remain off
Tommo: but-
Haz: we're moving on
Tommo: god, you're bossy
Haz: louis, if you were a chair
Tommo: i've no idea where this could be going
Haz: would you want me to sit on you?
Tommo: ...
Tommo: harry fecking styles
Tommo: that is a brilliant question
Tommo: where do you come up with these
Haz: enough, enough, how am i supposed to remain humble with all this praise?
Tommo: ah-mazing question
Tommo added Payno to the chat.
Tommo: liam, you've got to here this one
Tommo: harry's just asked, if i was a chair
Haz: hi i'm harry, i came up with this
Tommo: would i want him to sit on me?
Payno: Fascinating information, thanks for waking me up for this, you two
Haz: you're welcome
Tommo: hey, no problem, mate
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Haz: well? would you?
Tommo: absolutely
Tommo: great question by the way, i am blown away by the sheer creativity it took to come up with that
Haz: i'm bored, we're moving on again
Tommo: no, go back, ask me more questions
Haz: i want to write a children's novel
Tommo: do you now
Haz: yes
Tommo: didn't see that one coming, but alright, we'll roll with it
Tommo: what's it gonna be about then?
Haz: a cat that plays the banjo
Haz: obviously
Tommo: right, right, OBVIOUSLY. me brain's just retired for the night, if you'll excuse it for being a little slow
Haz: are you sure it's just for the night?
Haz: i don't think it's ever been present actually
Tommo: the only reason i'm not sassing you into next week is because you're probably so loopy you can't remember your own name
Haz: no need to worry, i wrote it down on my hand just incase
Tommo: course ya did
Haz: lou, my jaw hurts, i think i'm dying
Haz: what if it falls off and i can never speak again?
Tommo: then the world will be blessed
Haz: i'm not really sure what's happening, but i'm pretty sure that was an insult, and i'll have you know that i'm deeply offended
Tommo: hey, i thought we were talking about your book
Haz: oh yeah, so banjo cat
Haz: it's about a cat that plays the banjo
Haz: and it's in a band
Haz: with a dog and a ferret
Tommo: an interesting concept, but not sure if i would invest in it
Tommo: have you got a name in mind then?
Haz: banjo cat
Tommo: wow, you've really gone above and beyond for that one
Tommo: how long's it take for you to come up with it?
Haz: 12 hours
Tommo: christ
Haz: listen, i did not come here to experience your negativity
Haz: i cannot believe you would disrespect me like this when i'm so high i'm practically king of the clouds
Haz: speaking of clouds, why can't humans fly, lou?
Haz: i think humans would be more fun if they could fly
Tommo: i think you're more fun when you've gotten fly
Haz: really?
Haz: you think i'm fun?
Tommo: don't reckon i'd still be here if you weren't
Haz: okay, i'm about to be so honest with you it hurts
Haz: and i'm only telling you this because you've started being nice to me just now
Tommo: for the record i'm always nice to you
Tommo: but alright then, lay it on me
Haz: this is a big secret though, so you're not allowed to tell harry that i told you this, capisce?
Tommo: right, right, got it
Haz: i wasn't joking to you about the april fools thing
Tommo: what
Tommo: haz, we're not supposed to be talking about that again
Haz: i really do like you
Haz: you were just taking FOREVER to say it and i was so scared that you didn't like me back so i panicked BIG TIME
Haz: i think i might even love you, lou
Tommo: oh good god
Tommo: oh christ, oh shit
Tommo: i feel like i've just taken advantage of the pain killers
Haz: killers?! am i going to die?
Tommo: no, hazza
Tommo: but thanks for letting me know, you satanist
Tommo: i hate you so much
Haz: why do you hate me, i thought you said i was fun?
Tommo: i could never hate you
Haz: okay
Haz: well, what now? aren't we supposed to kiss or something?
Tommo: but how-
Haz: oh, i get it now
Haz: cause we're speaking through the internet
Haz: and you can't kiss through that
Haz: silly me
Tommo: common mistake, happens to the best of us
Haz: i'll come to you, i just need to find my stupid car keys
Tommo: NO
Tommo: HAZZA DON'T
Haz: i swear they're around here somewhere-
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