[Saturday, April 10th, 2010 - 1:17 AM]
Tommo added Haz to the chat.
Tommo: you're a proper ass you know
Haz: I know.
Tommo: and what you did isn't okay on any level
Haz: It isn't.
Tommo: and if you pull that shit again, i will actually drop you
Haz: You should.
Tommo: and you really don't deserve me forgiveness
Haz: I don't.
Tommo: but i can't live without you either
Haz: You can't?
Tommo: i missed you too
Haz: You don't know how badly I missed and needed you, Lou.
Tommo: oh, i think i've got a rough idea
Tommo: i had to resort to talking with me second in line friend
Haz: I tried the same thing, but Niall shut that down pretty quickly.
Haz: He can't tolerate me as long as you can.
Haz: Those were the worst 8 days of my life.
Tommo: can we never speak about april 1st again?
Haz: Yes please.
Haz: I can't imagine how things would have been if you hadn't replied to me in February.
Tommo: boring probably
Haz: Hey!
Haz: Okay, maybe a little bit.
Haz: I probably wouldn't fear geese as much.
Haz: I still wouldn't know where leprechauns come from either.
Tommo: and i may never have experienced how annoying a flirty teen can be
Tommo: oh wait-
Tommo: they're lined up at my doorstep
Haz: Nice subtle flex, hardly even picked up on it really.
Tommo: i'm just out here spitting straight facts, mate
Haz: Are you sure they're straight?
Tommo: quite the opposite actually
Haz: Do you have any actual straight facts?
Tommo: honestly no, i don't think i've got the capacity for them
Haz: Right, no, you're right.
Haz: But if you're not using your internal storage for useful information, then what is it saving?
Haz: Sass?
Haz: I don't understand how you fit so much of it in such a small body.
Tommo: i don't understand why you shave your legs
Haz: You're not allowed to attack me for that right now.
Tommo: it's weird, haz
Haz: I like it when they're soft, okay?
Tommo: no
Tommo: i don't respect it, i never have, and i never will
Haz: You'll like them smooth when they're wrapped around you.
Tommo: HAZZA
Tommo: WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU??
Haz: I genuinely can't believe I sent that.
Tommo: you need to be stopped
Haz: The FBI's here already, no need to worry.
Tommo: i'll come visit prison on sundays
Haz: No, I'm definitely going straight to area 51.
Haz: I'll befriend the aliens and we'll escape together.
Haz: If you bring a tactical shovel you can help break us out.
Tommo: oh christ, what have i gotten myself into?
Haz: The heist of the century.
Tommo: i suppose we'll have to cancel our plans for the fair then?
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