Tommo is Typing

By ShyestExtrovert

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a witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes More

Chapter 1: Internet Friends
Chapter 2: Caught in the Act
Chapter 3: Not Harry
Chapter 4: Devil's Hour
Chapter 5: Oliver
Chapter 6: What Makes You Beautiful
Chapter 7: Left for the Wolves
Chapter 8: Captain of the Ship
Chapter 9: Roses are Red
Chapter 10: Knock Knock
Chapter 12: Lucky Charms
Chapter 13: Happy Friend-iversary
Chapter 14: On the Loose
Chapter 15: Demons with Wings
Chapter 16: WankΓ©r
Chapter 17: Sass Lessons
Chapter 18: April Fools
Chapter 19: Broken
Chapter 20: Day Eight without Lou
Chapter 21: Daddy Payne to the Rescue
Chapter 22: Straight Facts
Chapter 23: Sleep Deprived Delusions
Chapter 24: Off the Rails
Chapter 25: Jealousy
Chapter 26: Good Night
Chapter 27: Soft Lou
Chapter 28: Act My Age
Chapter 29: Fixed
Chapter 30: I Love You 3000
Chapter 31: Not Today, Satan
Chapter 32: The Epitome of Chaos
Chapter 33: Video Chat
Chapter 34: Haz is Calling

Chapter 11: Confessions of a Gay Peter Pan

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By ShyestExtrovert

[Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 - 1:29 AM]

Tommo: i once killed a man

Haz: So, that's how you're going to start this conversation?

Haz: This was supposed to be a bonding experience.

Haz: Unless you aren't lying.

Tommo: no comment

Haz: Oh god, you're not lying are you.

Haz: Why did I think that making a friend over the internet was a good idea?

Tommo: h, you're too high strung

Haz: I am not.

Tommo: i didn't do me homework tonight

Haz: NO, DON'T DO THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FALL BEHIND IN SCHOOL.

Tommo: point proven

Haz: Fine. I'm uptight, but you still have to share a secret.

Tommo: fine

Tommo: remind me first: why are we doing this?

Haz: To get to know each other better.

Tommo: don't we already know each other well enough?

Haz: Oh yeah?

Haz: What's my favourite colour?

Tommo: green, obviously

Tommo: the key is to say it with confidence

Tommo: if you do anything with confidence, it's correct by default

Haz: You're wrong.

Tommo: god damnit

Haz: Do you see what I mean now?

Tommo: yeah, yeah, whatever let's just get this over with

Haz: Okay, I'll go first

Haz: I have an irrational fear of the dark, and I'm embarrassed to admit it because I was supposed to grow out of it by now.

Tommo: i don't think there's anything wrong with that, if anything it's a survival technique

Tommo: no death by demons for you, sir

Tommo: Not today, satan!

Haz: I guess, I just feel like such a loser sometimes.

Haz: But enough about me, your turn, your turn.

Tommo: okay, calm yourself, lad

Tommo: i've never admitted it this to anyone, cause for sure mine's stupid as hell

Tommo: i'm afraid of growing up

Haz: I don't think it's stupid at all.

Haz: I understand where you're coming from, I think it's a valid fear that we all have.

Tommo: maybe

Tommo: good thing the blood of the unicorns i've been murdering is keeping me immortal

Haz: LOUIS!

Tommo is typing...

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