Jay: ALRIGHT! WE'RE BACK! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!
Ash: Yeah! Sorry, it took so long! Cherry's just lazy!
Me: *slaps him*
Ash: OW! Anyway! The first one we'll do is from tina_lol_love! *whispers to Kai*
Kai: *blushes* I'm dead!
*short skip*
Skrlor: *hums while showering*
Kai: *watching her in secret*
Shade: WHAT DID YOU SAY KAI IS DOING?!
Ash: Uhm... watching Skylor taking a shower!
Tox: PERVERT!
Ash: More about that later... JAY! Pokemon888G0 has something for you!
Jay: What? *gets in a blueberry costume* WHAT?!
Ash: Run around in a street and yell "stop eating my kind!"
Jay: NO!
Ash: IT'S A DARE!
Jay: FINE!
*short skip*
Jay: STOP EATING MY KIND! STOP EATING MY KIND!
A random woman with a kid: * covers her kid's ears* DON'T LOOK DARLING! DON'T LOOK!
Random teenager: HOLD ON IS THAT THE BLUE NINJA?! *takes a picture* I'M POSTING THIS!
Jay: *panics* STOP EATING MY KIND STOP EATING MY KIND!
*another skip*
Jay: I HATE YOU!
Ash: Okay... This will be fun!
*halfs of the ninja's dissaoear*
Kai: COLE?!
Nya: ZANE?!
Jay: LLOYD?!
Ash: Okay Jay! NOW SACRIFY YOURSELF SO THE OTHER NINJA CAN COME BACK! AND YELL "FOR STAN LEE!"
Jay: WHAT?!
Ash: Oh! Don't worry you'll only be gone until... WE NEED YOU!
Jay: Great! FOR STAN LEE!!! *runs out and disappears*
*all the other comes back*
Cole: What... just happened?
Zane: I believed
Ash: Well that was easy! Next dare if from SilverSocress!
*all their parents appear*
Ray: What happened?!
Nicolas: NOT AGAIN!!!
Nola: Is our children babies again?
Selena (Shade's mom): Why are we here?!
Jack (Shade's dad): WHERE are we?
Ivy (Bolobo's mom): BOBO BEAR!
Derek (Bolobo's dad): Son, why are you here?
Bolobo: MOM! NO BOBO BEARS IN FRONT OF OTHERS!
Turner: *laughs* THATS YOUR NICKNAME!?
Tamar (Turner's mom): Can someone please explain?
Amelia (Gravis's mom): Yeah! I'd appreciate it!
Aiko (one of Karlof's moms, read my childhood stories form the EMS to understand): 息子、何が起こっているの? (Son, what's going on?)
Emiyo (his other mom): ええ、これは奇妙で! (Yeah! This is strange!)
(Yes I'm making Karlof's language Japanese and I'm using google translate cuz I can't understand!)
Karlof: 母..ママ、これは...テレビ番組? (mother.. mom, this is... a tv show?)
Neuro: Karlof... Will you please translate what your parents is saying?
Karlof: Mother and mom confused!
Lloyd: What launguege are you speaking?
Karlof: Metaloniska!
Nash (Turner and Gravis's father, yes I am making them halfbrothers in this too deal with it!): Amelia... Tamar.....
Amelia: NASH TIM ALEXANDER!
Tamar: Nash... After you left me with our son I have NO intention of talking with you!
Amelia: YOU LEFT ME BECAUSE I WAS PREGNANT AND THEN YOU GO AND HOOK UP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?!
Turner: Uhm... WAIT!
Gravis: This man is my father???
Turner: And he made MY mother pregnant?!
Amelia and Tamar: *looks at each other awkwardly*
Gravis: Wait... doesn't that mean that...
Turner: We're...
Gravis: Half brothers?
Nash: Uhm...
Gravis: NO NO NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE RELATED TO TURNER!
Turner: I AM VERY OFFENDED!
Cole: Ugh! This is a truth or dare show were WE are being forced to do things!
Lou: Like what?
Cole: You'll see!
Ash: Uhm... alright then... SO... next dare is from 3a9asc22! So... one dare is from Camille!
Camille: WHAT!?
Ash: Turn into all of us for a minute except Sam and Cherry!
Camille: I HAVE ICE IN MY CHEST! HOW WILL THAT WORK?!
Ash: Just try!
*after a Looong time of torturing Camille*
Camille: I HATE YOU WHOEVER SENT THAT DARE!
Kai: You did a terrible job with me!
Camille: WELL YOU TRY WITH ICE STUFFED IN YOUR BRA!
Ray: How bad can it b-*looks at Maya* Nevermind!
Ash: Okay next thing! HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAA! KAI!!!!
Kai: WHAT?!
Ash: YOU GOTTA SING LET IT GOOOOOO!
Cole: Uhm.... on this letter it says that Jay has to do it too!
Edna: Where is he anyway!
Ed: I thought he was in the restroom!
Kai. I WILL NEVER SING THAT SONG!
*Jay appears*
Jay: I'M BACK EVERYOOO- Why is all these people here?
Ash: NEVERMIND THAT! SING!
Spark (Ash's mom): Ashy, you can't force them!
Ash: I'm not forcing them mom! The one who sent this is!
Kate (Camille's mom): Camille, WHO put ice in your BRA?
Camille: IT WAS A STUPID DARE!
Ash: JAY AND KAI! SING LET IT GO!
Kai: Just the corous?
Ash: Yeah... I don't want hearing loss!
Jay: Leeet it goooooo!
Kai: Can't hold it back anymoooreeeee!
Sam: STOP STOP I HAVE A BETTER CHOICE!
Jay: WHAT?!
Sam: *throws a paper at him*
Jay: Uhm... okay??? *gives Kai a piece*
Kai: Okay haven't heard this one before! Leet it gooooo! Stay alive for meeeee!
Jay: Leet it goooo! Let it slide right byyyyy....
Kai: You don't have to bring a gun to knife fight!
Jay: It's not a case of your money or life right!
Kai: You know you really outa listen to your wife right? *winks*
Jay: KAI! THAT'S NOT PART OF TEH SONG!
Kai: I WINK IF I WANT! NOW WE'RE DONE!
Ash: Alright! Next dare is from Masterofcuteness! If ANYONE sneezes all of us has to scream and run out of the room!
Tox: That's stupid!
Ash: *shrugs* ANYWAYYYS! Next dare is from Ninja_Puppet! Nya... have you told your parents?
Nya: NO! I AM WARING SPECIAL CLOTHES SO THE WON'T NOTICE! PLUS I HAVE THIS STUPID ICE!
Ray: What are you talking about?
Maya: Special clothes?
Ash: Anyways! You have to tell them!
Nya: UUGGGHHHHHHH! MOM! DAD! I AM PRENANT AND IT'S NOT A PRANK THIS TIME!!!
Ray: *looks at Jay* You have three seconds to run!
Jay: ehehehheee! *bolts*
Maya: FINALLY! GRANDCHILDREN!
Nya: Okay.. Not as bad as I thought!
Ash: Next thing! Jay and Shade has to fight! And looser does whatever winners want for five chapters!
Shade: Great!
Jay: *runs past them* AND I GET TO HAVE MY REVENGE!
Ray: AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU!
Ash: Just let Shade take care of him!
Shade: What are you getting revenge for?
Jay: YOU'LL SEE! *charges at him*
Shade: *dodges and kicks his back*
Jay: *stumbles before punching his stomach*
Shade: GAH! *kicks behind his knee*
Jay: *falls before kicking Shade's face*
Shade: *clutches his nose, grabs Jay's shoulders and jumps over him*
Jay: *tries to hit him with lightning*
Shade: *dodges*
Jay: *tackles him*
Shade: *uses his powers to appear above him*
Jay: ARGH! *kicks him off*
Shade: *appears behind him again and pins him down*
Jay: *tries to get up*
Shade: *smirks* Can't move? Looks like I won!
Ash: Yeah! It looks like that!
Shade: Great! *gets up*
Jay: *flings Shade into a wall*
Shade: OOOW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Jay: *hits his leg hard with his nunchucks*
Shade: OOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
Jay: REVENGE!
Pale: SHADE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!
Neuro, Ash, Turner, Selena, Jack and Pale: *runs up to him*
Neuro: *gently holds up his leg* DOES THIS HURT?!
Shade: OW OW OW! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M ENJOYING IT?!
Turner: CAN YOU STAND ON IT?!
Selena: LEAVE THIS TO US! *gently picks him up and puts him on a random couch*
Jack: I'LL CALL A DOCTOR!
Aiko: 私は看護師です! (I'm a nurse!)
Jack: WHAT?!
Karlof: Mom's a nurse!
Jack: PERFECT! TAKE CARE OF MY SON! NOW!
Shade: Dad! It's just my leg!
Aiko: ごめんなさい！ わかりません (Sorry! I don't understand)
Karlof: Mom don't understand!
Jack: *gestures Shade's injured leg*
Aiko: *nods and starts examine it* 彼は病院で足をチェックする必要があると思います！(You should get his leg checked at the hospital)
Jack: WHAT?!
Karlof: Take son to hospital!
Shade: Oh great...
Selena: Right! *picks him up again*
Shade: *face flushing in embarrasment* Can I have my squishmallow?
Pale: SURE! *gives it to him*
Ash: Ehm... I think it's time to end the chapter! BYEEEEEE!
(Sorry I didn't do all the dares but some things seemed a bit too complicated plus I didn't feel like I had time cuz I have other things I should be working on...)