Billy; *Spots the mystery box*
Sal; *Also spots the box*
Billy and Sal; *Run towards it*
Billy; *Gets the Blundergat* "My child..."
Sal; *Snatches* ">:)"
Billy; "😠"
Sal; "Don't you look at me with those eyes"
Billy; "Oh, I'm sorry. These are the only fucking pair I've got!"
Sal; "...."
Author Chan/Me; 🤦