Billy; *Spots the mystery box*
Sal; *Also spots the box*
Billy and Sal; *Run towards it*
Billy; *Gets the Blundergat* "My child..."
Sal; *Snatches* ">:)"
Billy; "😠"
Sal; "Don't you look at me with those eyes"
Billy; "Oh, I'm sorry. These are the only fucking pair I've got!"
Sal; "...."
Author Chan/Me; 🤦
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Mob of the Dead (MEMES EDITION UwU)
HumorMEME INTESTIFIES! No "X Reader" stories here ÙwÚ. Just the COD Zombies characters chillin'. DISCLAIMER: I will sound a bit unfair here, but I'm adding myself I here :'< E-N-J-O-Y-! 🌚