Billy; "It is now officially gonna be my sad Takuache Hours" *Starts playing "No Soy Lo Que Piensas"
Finn; Bursts through the door and sits by Billy* "Can I join you? I just lost my last fucking brain cell"
Billy; *Crying in Takuache* Go ahead, brother
Finn and Billy; *Hugging and crying in Takuache*
Sal; *Looks through the window* Okay, Okay, Okay! They're having sad Takuache Hours! Get their mamalona"
Weasel; *Starts la troka up* "Your driving, cuhh. I'm too tired, I just got up"
Sal; "Thanks, cuhh. Vámonos, cuhh" *Plays "El De La Chevy"
Author Chan/ Me; "And that is the reason Billy kicked Sal in the d#ck....maybe he's gonna do the same to my boi, Weasel....SO, I'ma get the f*ck out of here before B-"
Billy; "AUTHOR CHAN!!!! HELP ME, I'm tryna track my mamalona down! (In Spanish) Esos pendejos mi robaron mi mamalona!" (Those motherfuckers robbed my mamalona!) *Grabs Modelo and plays "Nivel Codiciado" by ADUENARME;
Finn; *Starts running across the street and follows behind Sal and Weasel* "Get back here, putos! (Bitches!)
Billy and Author Chan; *Follow Finn*
Author Chan's mind; "Now, that's the end :3"
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Mob of the Dead (MEMES EDITION UwU)
HumorMEME INTESTIFIES! No "X Reader" stories here ÙwÚ. Just the COD Zombies characters chillin'. DISCLAIMER: I will sound a bit unfair here, but I'm adding myself I here :'< E-N-J-O-Y-! 🌚