ALARIC SERAFINO
KEVIN PALLIS
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'So, Alaric...'
'Yes, Kevin. What's the question?'
'How do you know that I was about to ask you something.'
'Erm... I can... I gue- I can read minds. Hah!'
'Oh? Is that so?'
'Huh? Yeah. I can read minds.'
'Are you sure you're sticking with that explanation?'
'Yes, Pallis.'
'Okay. Then answer these questions.'
'Shoot.'
'My, my, my. Someone has been brushing up his knowledge on slangs.'
'Pallis, I have work to do. So ask the questions.'
'Fine. Are you a vampire?'
'BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
'Err...What?'
'I'm sorry but, a vampire? Seriously?'
'Well, are you not one?'
'Have you been watching that show 'Vampire Diaries' or something?'
'SOYOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT F.R.I.E.N.D.S, BUT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STUPID SHOW?'
'Hey! It was somewhat accurate.'
'...'
'Ime- I didn't mean- I mean-'
'Alaric.'
'Yeah?'
'Shut the fuck up.'
'Yeah, I can do that.'